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Zuke Eagan

@malewifelizard.bsky.social
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He/Him 21+ || 🔞 minors & Aye-eye DNI|| WoLNPC/WoLOC Multishipper || PFP by @gregparser, Banner by @devonhinged || #gposer , write , draw , cry Gpose; #zupose | art/fic; #bySho | wol musings; #zukefacts

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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 21h
I will say, I'm proud with the fic name on this one lmao Also yeah, I was late on this one cuz I had dnd and no time to write so I'll catch up on Sunday👍
Tags list beside the one before are: Orgy, Gangbang, Gokkun, Non-Graphic Rape/Non-Con, Mindfuck, Kinktober 2026, no beta we die like men
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 21h
Day 6 of #Kinktober2026 | Vaeldras/Nicanor | Feeding/Stuffing, Held Down, Riding Crop, Cum in Pants, & more | 3,1k All I can say is that I had too much fun with this one, you guys might wanna check the tags cuz it's more than the prompt archiveofourown.org/works/94156566 #bySho #Nicastuff #WH40K
It was a humiliation unlike any others, and it’s been going for Emperor knows how long. All Nicanor remembered was that the twigs Xenos stopped keeping him up on a binds, that is after they find that he was capable of figuring out how to still move around through the swinging of his body. That white haired ex-Drukhari must’ve been behind this too…

One moment he was awake and ready for his endurance test against these perverted Xenos, the next he was put to sleep after a sting felt to his neck. It puts him under quicker than his body could react, his eyes quickly grow as heavy as if his very soul was sucked out of his body and thrown into another realm…

That would’ve been better than what he was awoken to.
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Day 5 of #Kinktober2026 | Morgan/Miru+Gant/Nestor | Glory Hole, Self-cest, Body Mods, Kink Discovery | 2,3k Morgan/Gant belongs to @/amaurotgarden! Thanks for lending ya boy!!! Miru got idea on a bet he could win against his counterpart Nestor... archiveofourown.org/works/94007081 #bySho #GanRu
Here they both lie, face up with at least a little cushion for their bedding while their bottom half is exposed to the other side, their feets folded up and bound by an ankle from the gap on the wall. Fortunately for them, there was no cold wind to blow, nothing of the sort to make them sick from being this exposed. So there’s at least that.

Still, Nestor could only stare up into the endlessly white ceiling with his arms crossed. Partially disappointed and wondering why he even put up with this. 

“Whoof, the boys are taking a long time prepping huh?” The other Viera at his side, Miru, spoke up. Nestor cannot believe that this man… This sunny smiles of a doofus just put him up to this.

The dark green Viera sighed, turning toward his much brighter green counterpart. “They probably can tell who’s who with all that yapping you’re doing.”

Miru rolls his eyes and chuckles. “Aw, that’s cute, but I don’t think that’s how it works.”
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Day 4 of #Kinktober2026 | Acilius/Faustus | Body Writing, Subspace, Master/Slave play, Stripping | 2,1k Faustus just won't leave Acilius alone. He really just be looking for ways to get on Acilius' nerves, man. For a reason ofc~ archiveofourown.org/works/93913416 #bySho #Faustuff #WH40K
The elevator stopped as it always does, abruptly and with a slight anxious shakes. Acilius have long since gotten used to this, after all, he’s been a captain of this ship for awhile. The gate would part and allow him entrance to the simple quarter, filled with all sorts of Aeldari memorabilia and trophies of those who dare stood in his path throughout the decades. 

As he took a turn, to enter his main chamber, who should be standing in his path but the familiar Inquisitor. Idly looking at the tall shelves filled with his collections of weaponry and some books on the shelves, a distance away at that.. But who knows if he was anywhere close and getting his hands anywhere. 

“Ahh, my dearest Captain, welcome back~” Faustus greets with a bow, before sauntering over to the small man with a smile. “How is your work today? Quite diligent? I take it the men didn’t cause you too much trouble, hmm?”
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is good crash course on how the state of the galaxy is in this setting. Beside the human stuff in pics, there's space elves, orcs, The Thing biomass trying to eat everyone, terminator mummy, and communist gundam/eva riding alien. The Astartes is official name of the Space Marines.
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Day 3 of #Kinktober2026 | Vaeldras/Nicanor | Hate Sex, Suspension Bondage, Mind Control (sort of), Sub/Dom Drop | 2,5k Putting my Deathwatch guy in the captive situation with @devonhinged.bsky.social's Corsair (Vaeldras) archiveofourown.org/works/93835871 #bySho #Nicanstuff #WH40K
Granted, they didn’t left him with his armors on when they tie him up suspended and naked, but the binds they use still chafe at his skin. They had his legs tied together, folded and pulled to the sides. Even his arms are folded behind him, with this awkward steel gloves that kept him from using his claws. Nicanor huffed through his flared nostrils, teeth bared as he craned his neck as far to his chest as he can, to hopelessly try and reach the ropes with his mouth and chewed the restraint off. Alas, his neck are proving to be a hindrance by being too short to reach down. 

“Already regained your consciousness, pup?”

That voice… The selfsame Xenos that had tricked him and led to his capture. The Astartes growled, gold tinted eyes cut through like a dagger and bore hole into the sauntering Corsair.
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Day 2 of #Kinktober2026 | Gervasio/Faustus | Orgy, Bestiality, Embarrassment, Blackmail, Non-con | 2.7k Gervasio might be too evil. I finished writing this and was like, damn I gotta put that mf in sensory deprivation chamber forever. archiveofourown.org/works/93814736 #bySho #Faustuff #WH40K
“Father Gervasio, you have been expected…” The man hissed delightfully. 

The youthfully clean shaved priest smiled politely, before catching the beckoning gesture and following behind the guard to a turn. “How is our little wanna-be Inquisitor fares?”

“Agreeable, even to our advances… Too agreeable, not a single bite in him. The actors are only even more indulged.” The guard scoffed, taking the stairs down onto a balcony which overlook the warehouse sector. A lavish chair and a telescope were set close to the railing, to which he offered to the pious man. “See for yourself, Father.”
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you guys wanna see the list, it's here! www.tumblr.com/kinktober26/... I'll try to do all of the ones on the day except for Scat & ABDL (my personal icks), but the rest 👀And it WILL involve more than just Acilius and Faustus hehehe (no Zuke, he's not going thru the Torture Nexus... this time)
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Day 1 of #Kinktober2026 | Acilius/Faustus | Condoms, Bratting, Watersport, Blackmail | 1.6k Acilius belongs to @devonhinged.bsky.social! I'm challenging myself to write flash fics so it'll be under 2k and ENTIRELY just the lemons scenes. archiveofourown.org/works/93652986 #bySho #Faustuff
“Who do we have here?” Acilius chimed into the dark corridor of his sheep, staring at the snooping Inquisitor in the middle of setting up something behind numerous pipes sprawled around the walls. 

Faustus, in his panic, tried to slid the device behind his fingers while holding up his hands. “Ah, Acilius! What a surprise to see you here! I was trying to find anything suspicious hiding among these gaps here… Thought I saw someone was fiddling or scribbling something on them, could be a Chaos Rune or it could be they’re smuggling some contrabands you’re not privvy of. Being a grateful guest that I am, I intend to find it and remove it for you~”

Who would believe such a claim? The Captain rolls his eyes, he walked into the tight corridor and grabbed the hand hiding the device, revealing it to be a tracking chip upon closer look. “Sloppy, Inquisitor. Very sloppy.”
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I AM GOING TO [BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP] [LOUD BUZZZERRRRRRRRRRR]
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Four years ago, I just finished EW with Zuke by myself. A lot of things happens then and now I'm in DT and I've run stuff with my friends, even cleared my first ultimate together. Zuke and my FFXIV friends had helped me thru it all ❤️ #zupose
Zuke staring out at the skies of Ultima Thule in EWThe Weapons Refrain's Ultimate complete stage with characters posing for victory. Clear date; 8:30 PM, August 25th 2026
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Anak tiri paling bajingan (dengan penuh kasih sayang)
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
ULTIMATE LEGEND BEFORE CHIIKAWA MOVIE LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #zupose
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
[Creature of Habit | 8.1k] archiveofourown.org/works/90761351 It was suppose to be a simple hunting mission, between Saga and Zoticus. Yet somehow, it was more than that. Saga belongs to @devonhinged.bsky.social! #bySho #ffxivwriters #ffxivfanfics #RenegadesAU
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Despite coming from… wherever he’s from, Zoticus can never stand the cold. He prefers the dry heat of desert to deal with than this cold climate, he can see fog made of his breath. This is colder than Garlemald’s surrounding area, much higher and much… thinner air.

Saga, on the other hand, doesn’t seem bothered. The wind may blow through them and he simply ducked down and let his bangs beat against the wind, then he continued his steps. Eventually, they reached atop a mountain and Saga looked down to his unfortunate companion. Oh… Saga couldn’t contain his smirk. “How’s the mountain climb, Sir? High and mighty?”

“Quite so!” Zoticus let a shiver pass through his spine and shook his head, hands rubbing his sides repeatedly. “I’m starting to think this is the perfect exercise to… simply get ourselves used to the way around the mountains….” He shivered again, even if he attempted to act as if it didn’t bother him, standing straight and unbothered.Tags of the fic in Ao3, which includes: 

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences 

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply 

Category: M/M 

Fandom: Final Fantasy XIV 

Relationship: Original Final Fantasy XIV Characters/Original Final Fantasy XIV Characters 

Characters: Original Final Fantasy XIV Characters, Au Ra Characters (Final Fantasy XIV), Elezen Characters (Final Fantasy XIV), Roegadyn Characters (Final Fantasy XIV), Garlean Conscript Characters (Final Fantasy XIV) 

Additional Tags: hunting episode, Military, Older Man/Younger Man, Power Imbalance, Pre-Final Fantasy XIV 2.0: A Realm Reborn (Final Fantasy XIV), Post-Final Fantasy XIV 1.0 (Final Fantasy XIV), No Beta We Live Die and Know as Hydaelyn intend
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I can't freaking load everyone but happy 81 years of Indonesian Independence 👏👏👏here's to someday finally becoming a better nation
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
🫡🫡🫡🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩 #zupose #FFXIV17AN
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
on his way to Azem Retirement Home #zupose
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
AND YEAH THERE'S THIRTEENTH SERVERS APPARENTLY THAT ELDER'S TALE HAS BUT APPARENTLY THERE'S A FOURTEENTH UNOFFICIAL SERVER. WHAT IN THE SHARDS PARALLEL IS THIS- (take my words with a grain of salt, im just too XIV-brainrotted, im like this meme rn)
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Once again, being an FFXIV player watching Log Horizon is a treat cuz im sorry, did no one tell me that Log Horizon literally have MARE LAMENTORIUM AND IT'S ALSO A MOON????? AND IT'S LIKE THE SEA OF SOULS TOO KIND OF??? AND THE RESPAWN WORLD IS LIKE THE FUCKING AETHERIAL SEA??? WHAT
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Sleepsong 2.5k |PTSD induced nightmare, mild graphic gore Zoticus was no stranger to nightmares, this job was bound to give him plenty. But he wasn't anticipating to see someone who was never there in the event... Saga belongs to Devonhinged #bySho #ffxivwriters #ffxivfanfics #RenegadesAU
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Of course it fits perfectly. For a moment, he sees the sky familiar to him, from a distant memory. The green grassy fields of the ancient land, the towering thrones in the distance, bearing the face of his ancestor. The sky above was littered with stars and he often wonders… if that’s where he’ll rest. Will he be surrounded by his allies? His comrades?

Will Saga be there? Ah… he should’ve been free there… in the grassfield… his hair never looks good stained with blood, they’re soft and gentle. Like a sheep’s wool. Saga would love the sheeps.

He rubs the eye that once belongs to the Raen, now continuing to see through him. “I suppose I've experienced enough regret to stop pursuing this one dream.” He whispered, lowering the body of his fallen comrade to the water and rising to his feet.
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Close Quarter Comfort 5.9k|Power Imbalance Shenaniganery Saga can't find his name on any of the squad assigned doors. So, he comes to Zoticus, who were looking forward to break the news for him. Saga belongs to Devonhinged! #bySho #ffxivwriters #ffxivfanfics #RenegadesAU
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The Xaela smiled, looking rather proud of himself and puffed his chest, tail still wagging behind him like a happy pup. “We’ll be closer to each other’s station this way and since you’re assigned to be my guard for our excursion, this should make it easier for us to be deployed together should the need arise or if the base is under attack, you'll be at my side already. Makes it easier for me- you to protect me."

“W… WHAT?!” Saga couldn’t process much in the short amount of time, blinking and clutching his baggage with both hands, lest they fall in his time trying to understand what his Legatus just told him. He didn’t even watch his tone of voice, nor did he notice the man nodding rather happily. Too distracted to even realize this happens by intentions.
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Destroy and Protect 4.7k|Minor Graphic Description Zoticus sends Saga to help with testing the Headquarter's barrier, headed by the Tribunus Archmagus, a hrothgar with seemingly intimidating and dubious air about him. Saga belongs to Devonhinged! #bySho #ffxivwriters #ffxivfanfics #RenegadesAU
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"Well, um." Saga set down his rifle. He looked at Zoticus, and back to Venceslaus again. "What do I have to do?"

The Hrothgar shrugged. "Stand. Watch. Report observation. Helpful if subject capable of providing useful feedback." He maintained an unwavering eye, staring directly at the Raen's own single one.

The Legatus smile somewhat brightens, this is an interesting opportunity to see whether Venceslaus might find kindred spirit in Saga or if it was Saga who would find it in the other. Both are masters at their own respective arts of combat, and when it comes to spells and technology, Zoticus can see how both can have overlapping similarities. At least when it comes to the people who maintain and wield the knowledge. "Well then, Tribunus Saga, what do you think? Do you think yourself capable of the job?"
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK BOYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
FROM FUCKING OVERWATCH????? /JDER JOKES ASIDE, THEY LOOK SO COOL, THIS IS FUCKING PALADIN 2.0 THE WAY SAGE IS SCHOLAR 2.0
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
let's take ibuprofen...
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
HEAVENSWARD 2.0
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
2nd Arc of VIIth Renegades: Orcus Construction begins with Outer Heaven! 8.1k|OCxOC Saga ponders a question for the future, of which the answer is happily given by Zoticus. Maybe in a way unexpected to the Raen... Saga belongs to Devonhinged! #bySho #ffxivwriters #ffxivfanfics #RenegadesAU
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“Sir?” Saga’s voice comes out slightly quiet, but the Xaela can clearly hear him. “You’re not sleeping yet?”

Zoticus turned around, he didn't exactly register how his expression looked to the other until he noticed the Raen took a step back upon locking eyes with him. As if his question had disturbed him. It didn’t. Not that he felt like it, but perhaps the lamenting thoughts in his mind had allowed his frustration to slip through, possibly shocking the others into stepping back and even wagging their tail warily. “Ah, Saga.” The Legatus’ expression softens. “Out to find fresh air? Careful, it’s rather cold tonight. We’re out on the side of Garlemald untouched still by the filth of central. So it’s bound to still be colder.”

“Eh, what about you then, Sir?”

Is he worried about him? Zoticus chortled. “Why, I’m just taking my fair share of fresh air. Besides, these colds are nothing to me. Just a slight chill if anything.”
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
These "Anti-Boti" group mostly has the same logo, same uniformed name, and same looks. If you find them on any other social medias including instagram as seen below, mass report them!! x.com/i/status/207...
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
PelangiNusantara made another great infographic of the events regarding the attack towards the 15 transwomen in Bogor, Indonesia. Check out and share their post on instagram here: www.instagram.com/p/Da2ZwfkDOv...
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Another queer persecution just happened in the city of Palu by the anti-LGBTQ extremist group "Anti-Boti." They're mainly active and spreading their propaganda and violent videos committed toward queers on instagram, growing popularity and support there. x.com/i/status/207...
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Our president also put "atheism" and "radicalism" as a non-military threat. Mind you that despite putting "natural resource theft" and "illegal trafficking," the nation is currently on track with deforestation and killing native black people of Papua. x.com/i/status/207...
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I'm sorry I wasn't able to post this when it happens before since the news shook me, it's upsetting that this was done without repercussions and no authority figures do anything about this. The donation has been closed due to overwhelming support thankfully! x.com/i/status/207...
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
TW: Transphobia, Homophobia, Graphic Description of Violence Unfortunately, the waves of transphobia driven violence has begun here in Indonesia, please keep spreading the words! More on the issues in this thread. Link to the twit post's pic shown below: x.com/i/status/207...
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
me- I mean Faustus after with Marazhai
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
mid uwu prog someone said there's a new old man in Arknight banner so i pulled the first 10-free pull and mid transition to Ultima i got...
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
me @ FFXIV: Evercold+Deltarune Chapter 6 - 7 (ayyy)+WH40K Rogue Trader: Dark Heresy+new sonic games+finishing all games in my library+i don't wanna orphan my OCs+my dnd dms need me+my pookie & friends would be sad 🥺+the yaois i still need to read+WHA, YnT, Jaadugar, Dunmeshi etc anime+... #vent
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Giving Faustus his own independent story apart from Rogue Trader since I wanted to develop his own (and his retainer's) lore. So I present to you all my original #Warhammer40k fic (possibly novel? We'll see) The story of Heaven's Redemption! archiveofourown.org/works/884637...
A relic of great import had long since hidden within a planet of no apparent significance until it caught the attention of a vessel belonging to the Thousand Sons. When the rumor reached Inquisitor Faustus Theotleib, there was no hesitation in assembling his retainers and to take heed of the situation in his own hands. For many of the Inquisitor's retainer, this is a great opportunity to finally return their debt to the man whom they owe their future to. Be it a new purpose, life, a promise of better legacy or a pleasant company in the universe full of horrors. All of which set their role within the beginning of a bigger shadow of a conflict to come.
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
More explanation on the situation here! Link to the twixtter post and QRT here; x.com/i/status/207... Spread it like wildfire, people oversea need to know what's happening here. It's repulsive how the government targets minorities this blatantly and how they got away with it AGAIN.
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Old men mechanicus doomed yaoi had me like
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I'm talking about this btw jic this is the Rogue Trader experience and I'm not even exaggerating.
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Working hard in the sexy men factory i see
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Another day another #RTqotd! This time, let's talk Regicide! Are your RT familiar with it? If so, are they good with it? Or completely bad at it? Do they cheat their way through the game or do they have skill (like wits or focus) to win? Feel free to get in details!
A screenshot of a Rogue Trader character and Heinrix standing with a table containing the regicide board. Noted: Regicide is an in-universe chess equivalent
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Gonna start a Rogue Trader question of the day or #RTqotd! Let's start with... what is it that Theodora or Idira finds (or not find) in them to be potential heir of the dynasty?
A screenshot of Owlcat's WH40K Announcement Trailer with Theodora in the middle, Abelard with a dataplate on her right and Idira with a spark of warp on her fingertips as she stood on Theodora's left.
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
it's 2026 and he's not beating the bisexual allegations. he's EMBRACING ITTTTT
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
-artstyle is so distinct and reminiscent of old indonesian comics strips imo. The shadings on the hair and scenes got me studying it well, the backgrounds and everything is wonderful too. There's just so much to compliment, if I rambled off all I'd be reduced to is a very hyper and excited screeches
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
It's peak Toxic Yaoi in modern setting that hits topics that I see rarely tackled in most other BLs I've seen recently, and for a good reason! It's concerning religion, conformity, and more things that i can't even put into words. The artwork is AMAZING, very expressive and detailed and the-
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
@kingvic57.bsky.social's BL is EVERY bit a middle-aged man angsty and deliciously miserable yet with a slimmer of hopeful thread near the end for the third installment and I, for one, am EXCITED to see the conclusion to these old men constipated emotional wild ride!! More commentary detail below 👇
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
WH40K Inquisitor Y'sthola
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Zuke Eagan @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
WAIT I FOUND IT!!! IT WAS MOONLIGHT ONLINE!!! OMG THEIR FACEBOOK PAGE SURVIVED... I REMEMBER THESE IMAGES...
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