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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
About once a month or so I log on here to check if things are Normal and every time they’re not so then I leave again
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Not sure how I’m supposed to blaze my glory when X the everything app is down
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Me being horny is a recession indicator
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
So glad David Lynch wasn't alive to see this
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Done creating shareholder value for the day!!
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Why are we pitting 2 cum dumps against each other??
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Probably the most ominous spam text I’ve received. I’m fucking terrified
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Do they have ERGs on the severed floor of Lumon
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
RFK Jr stands for Really Fucking Krazy Jr
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
watching all of my favorite TikToks on the app TikTok
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
New York City is a mess. People are cumming & jizzing all over the ads in the subway
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Can’t believe it’s been a whole year already since January 6th (2024)
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Me doing yoga for 30 mins once a month and no other working out whatsoever: I am the strongest person ALIVE!!!!
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Here are my top 25 albums of 2024, I really fucking hope you enjoy reading this. If you saw me post this on Twitter too I'm so fucking sorry about that.
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Anyone ever visit their home town on Christmas?
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
The desk isn’t even that tiny IMO
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Hey Chappell Roan, nice to meet you. Can you keep it down please. I’m trying to work over here.
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
The guy in the NPR office who’s just trying to work while there’s a tiny desk concert happening
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I love it when people I love & respect do awful unforgivable shit!!!
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Considering moving back to NJ so I can see the drones
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
That’s fair
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Have we decided if it’s ok to cross post content between here and Twitter yet
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I do have to say I think it's really funny that the entire NYPD and FBI found approximately nothing out about this guy and he was ultimately caught by a McDonald's employee in Altoona PA
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Much to think about
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Did not have “jacking off to UnitedHealthCare CEO Assassin” on my 2024 bingo card
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
The trend is that CEOs are transitioning into not being alive
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
We must protect our health insurance CEOs at all costs !!!
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
2nd fav tradition: sitting in Newark Penn Station ❤️
Me sitting
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Currently participating in my favorite Thanksgiving tradition: pushing past 100s of tourists in the Oculus so I can take the PATH train to New Jersey
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Finally starting to feel like Twitter on here! Phew
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
thank you Max
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Most gay guys are named Max
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
wtf..
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
i'm using Twitter to save drafts of things i want to post on BlueSky how fucked up is that
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Lookalike contest for this guy at my apartment
Really hot guy
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I’ve been hearing rumors that BlueSky is “gay” and I have to say I agree
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
This one too
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I remember reading a while back that they were making a movie version of Wicked.. when is that coming out? haven't heard anything
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Male Wife @malewife.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Is BlueSky Woke?
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