Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Fab walk along Derwent Edge today after the early mist cleared to blue skies - 100% Goretex free (shoes, socks and coat) Two surprises - Ladybower res is really, really empty 🏜️ - there is a peat fire on the moors - we first saw this as we drove in last Friday 🔥 ...and this is in mid-October 😬😱😭 280
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Had a fab start to a week in the Peaks - 3rd ride in 5 weeks today, tested on NCN 627 over Wharncliffe Woods 🚵♂️😬 and then along NCN 67 on my Brompton under insanely clear skies, then a ramble up Cut Gate path while the conditions were best - no breeze, sunny spells 😍 130
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Ohno Kept an Instagram account to follow folks that inspired me, inc many riders. Tonight the cat shit posts took over my feed. I have no idea how to stop this travesty. Bring back riding posts, please 🙏 (On evil Instagram) 000
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 02/10/20264 weeks ago at 5:20pm I got knocked off my bike. I was super lucky to only have some road rash, bumps and bruises and a massive hematoma. A few setbacks in recovery, but I managed to get out for a ride before the 4 week anniversary 🙏 I missed the riding, I definitely did not miss the motorists... 1150
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I've fond memories of @bobbyllew.bsky.social in Red Dwarf, and I wasn't sure what to expect when substack suggested I follow him. I shouldn't have worried, he's brilliant. Helps I'm in tune with his opinions, but he's a great read as well - check him out llewellyn.substack.com/p/dug-up-or-...llewellyn.substack.comDug up or Grown.That’s everything you’ve ever touched 011
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Celebrating a solid day of autumn garden jobs completed today in my shorts and t-shirt drinking a G&T in the garden at 7pm in late September. Super still and often quiet with only the odd car passing. This would only be topped if I was on my bike right now, but gin seems more appropriate... 020
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Got a taxi back from the station tonight cos of train fucktastrophe meant we missed the last bus. Got home, taxi asked for cash only, I said card only, wifey volunteered some cash from the bottom of her bag. I was willing to walk away as we were home... 022
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Week in Cornwall last week - managed to get through the week in shorts and Tee all week 🕺 Got back to Herts last night just after 9pm - it was 21C, which is higher than we had all week in Cornwall 🙃 Solar did well though... 130
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Midweek on our hols and I've come to terms with no watersports or riding after I was knocked off as abrasion recovery is slow. Strava had taunted me since then with "This was easier than your usual effort" on my daily walks. Today I got a "This was consistent with your usual efforts". Progress 📈 040
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Grrr, yes it rained a bit last night, but this has become normalised by the water companies. There was no obvious discharge in progress at 1030am to our untrained eyes, and all the run outs through the beach were clear and no froth or anything. Wonder if the notice was default "just in case needed"? 110
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I know it is one of the most water resistant bikes you can get, and I know I'm happy to ride it in the rain, through puddles and even in rivers. But intentionally leaving it outside overnight in the rain doesn't sit well with me. 110
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Just watching the beginning scenes of butch cassidy and the sundance kid Hehe Sounds like modrern us politics (intentionally lower case) Hehe, maybe they watched it a while ago and thought it was just fine... 010
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Got checked out + xrays at urgent care last night and sent home with advice on how to clean my grazes. Drove to Cornwall today with plenty of discomfort in the car for 5 hours. Reassured that an hours walk to break the journey and the swelling receded and wounds felt fine. 1/3 130
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Lovely ride, until I got knocked off (I'm OK, just some road rash and bruises). Driver didn't see me coming despite a clear view, pulled out across a cross roads and clipped my rear wheel. 1/2 430
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Sigh, WGC and Welwyn have great local byelaws that outlaw parking on verges due to the spirit of a "garden city". Fines are rare AFAIK, and I didn't report the clown who parked here, only because they very nearly didn't park on the verge 🙃 Next door has a disabled person with a walking frame 😡😡😡😡😡 110
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Hmm - the new river out of Enfield is usually very pleasant, esp as it is traffic free. But today it doesn't look like a river anymore, or anything wet (apart from the weeds being green). The authorities are trying to help by pumping water for some flow, but I wonder when it will smell really bad? 010
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Just caught up with the MTB CX worlds on iPlayer - great ride by all the riders, but totally blown away by the crowds - huge, noisy, insane! I was in Morzine about 8 years ago, and the French national DH was going on - that was pretty special, but not a patch on today's spectacle! 🚵🚵🚵🚵🚵🚵🚵🚵🚵🚵🚵🚵🚵🚵🚵🚵🚵 010
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I have no idea why this just came to me cos I haven't watched a Queen gig for a while now, but what came first - bib tights, or Freddie's harlequin cossie? I thought it would be fun to ask bsky what they thought rather some AI drivel... Might be something @carltonreid.com has in his archives? 200
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Not sure the last time I watched a film right through in one go, let alone went to an actual cinema - about to watch Odyssey 😮. Was a bit worried I'd be missing a rule # 9 ride as well, but it isn't raining hard at all, so all's good 000
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 28/08/2026First time out for a daytime midweek coffee since the heat hit a couple of months ago - forgot how many roads are closed during the day 🤷 Anyway, more time on the bike it is then, cos I'm not taking motor diversions around closures, I'm taking safe riding diversions of my choice 🚴🚴🚴 020
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Everyone's been enjoying the rain in various measures today, well everyone apart from me. We had some drizzle this morning, and now I'm surrounded by thunder claps, the dog is stressed as anything, and the sun is out where I am. Worst bit - my best riding routes are NE and NW to avoid big towns 🤷😭⚡🌧️ 010
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 26/08/2026😬 I rode past where this happened at 7am on Tuesday, 90 minutes earlier. I ride that way quite a lot. I ride that way as it is a wide road with plenty of space for bikes and general traffic, and it is 30mph. I'll ride that way again soon, and will stop and reflect. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukCyclist dies after Potters Bar collision with a coachA man is released on bail after his arrest on suspicion of causing death by careless driving. 164
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 25/08/2026We're having some work done so I'm working at home for the next couple of days to babysit the contractors. Tonight (Tue) now feels like it is the weekend tomorrow. I checked the forecast (thunder), and my immediate reaction was "oh, have to adjust my ride route", rather than "work, work, work" 🤷 020
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Oh no, was hoping for an early night, and Jaws has come on the TV. Fabulous film, was it the one that defined Speilberg? Suspect not, he must have had a gazillion more before... 020
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I'm catching up on the WToB and the Vuelta, and having rambled around a few countries on my bikes I must say I absolutely love it when the pros ride a race on roads I have ridden on. Wifey is nonplussed when I shout "I've ridden there", and I'm just loving it 🚴♀️🚵♀️🚴♂️ 130
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Decking cleared for one last time. No cleaning or oiling this year, it has had its time and is off to to meet the great decking maker in the sky. It has served us really well over the last 15 or so years, and only needed one full strip down and re-oil. 1/2 130
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Another indicator of a bonkers year for the climate in mid herts, no guests in our bug hotels at all this year. We've not had a wasp plague, nor hornets, and virtually no bug splats on the car windscreen, all despite the heat 🤷♂️😐😬😶 Bees seem happy though... 010
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I'm doing better with not posting random grump-fests that are too reactionary. What I will post an angry-gram about is a US academic that I have total respect for in their field posting the footage of the awful incident involving Fin Tarling. Have some respect please! (I didn't watch it). 1/2 100
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Sigh. Lost concentration chopping the runner beans for dinner. Took a bit too much off the end. It has stopped bleeding now, and seems OK. Now fearful for the next time I need to change gear or brake at short notice - pre-ouch... Or ring my bell, that's on the left hand side as well... 100
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 22/08/2026...probably should mention, my traffic free local routes is just route inspiration, my motivational challenge is find out which of my strava followers have done more distance than me this year, then see how many I can beat by year end. Should carry me out of summer into autumn weather quite well... 010
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 22/08/2026🚵🚴 mojo recovery is accelerating - I think I've combined it with an excellent little motivational challenge 🤞 Today was getting more time in the saddle with one of my favourite route challenges - how far can I ride traffic free without repeats apart from returns - this one was 53km traffic free 🕺🕺🕺 120
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Grump-fest incoming... But I am going to leave it to the morning in case I change my mind, cos I might be overreacting 🤷♂️ 010
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Weather's changing they said, more chance of rain they said #bluff 021
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Ready for my 3rd bike commute this year tomorrow (at last) - bike prepped - lights charged - panniers packed and on - selection of lycra laid out But - will I be able to face the ride if it is RAINING for the first time in months? (hoping a public declaration of intent makes me just do it) 141
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Two days two rides two pretty pointless closures for cyclists two bypasses on my MTB one on a footpath, one on a verge I'm getting increasingly bothered that this is all for the convenience of the contractors working less than a third of the day, and maximises inconvenience for cyclists - boo! 150
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Looked like it might rain on my ride tonight - definitely worth a photo cos we've not seen rain for ages. Sadly the interweb confirmed it wasn't rain, just a promising looking cloud formation. I'll continue my dancing and hoping it isn't going to rain soon to urge it on, cos we need it, right... 010
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Forecast said today was 24C, with yesterday being 35C. Walked 2 hours home yesterday from 2-4pm in the heat. Walked to the pub for lunch today, from 1130-1600. Apart from the cooling breeze, today felt exactly the same temp as yesterday. It's going to be a while until the ground cools down... 140
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 14/08/2026In my increasing years I'm becoming more intolerant of abuses of language. I'm a great fan of true irony, but too many use it to mean something completely different nowadays - like coincidence, or just a bit unexpected. I use the following as tests - weathers nice innit🌧️ - the silence is deafening🫢 000
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Noooooooooooooo. The Tarling's are a great family, this is awful www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cyclin...bbc.co.ukFinlay Tarling: British cyclist dies in accident at Volta a PortugalBritish cyclist Finlay Tarling dies at the age of 19 in a serious accident during the eighth stage of the Volta a Portugal. 170
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Having seen a few drivers who stacked their vehicles recently in clear, dry conditions with no excuses at all (probably), tonight's ride mind wandering reminded how much the bitumen has bubbled to the top of the road leaving a slick grip free surface. It's going to be "fun" when it rains next 😨😬🤔 110
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I was excited to see what effect today's partial eclipse had on our solar generation - seems the angle of the dangle for our roof mounted panels was a bit too south facing for the event and there was no impact 🤷 Still another bonkers day with 42 kWh of generation- total so far is 19.5 MWh - mega! 120
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Fab ride to work this morning, then a trip to the pub after work. After _some_ red wine and an extra glass the option was 40 min ride from Hertford, or wait 20 mins for a train to watton for a shorter ride. No brainer 😜 020
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Right - first commute in a very long time in the morning, 32km, no wind to speak of, but temp will be 10C - do I ride in with tights or leg warmers? (got shorts for the way home). I'm thinking my leg warmers might be too warm, but not warm enough to take off... (I haven't considered gloves yet 😳) 110
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Went out for a ride this evening as my blisters weren't up for a walk - passed the aftermath of a head on crash on a 60 mph stretch of 2 lane road that the police were sorting out - small car with no front end anymore, van 3m into the bushes at 90 degrees to the road... 1/2 100
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Another 20km of Thames Path in the bag last week - that's 185km so far. Oxfordshire gets us back to linear walks as the train line is always near the river, but we are getting further from home - this walk was ~4 hours travelling, which only just counts for our "must walk for longer" rule... 230
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 08/08/2026End of our first stay-cation week for a long time - lots of walking and stuff that we've thought of doing for ages but not got around to. Today's adventure was to the west end, and a fabulous production of Cyrano de Bergerac by the RSC - with @adrianlester.bsky.social doing what he does so well 000
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 29/07/2026ooh, ooh, oooooh - we *might* get a 40% chance of rain in 7 days time in Hertfordshire. Excuse me if I don't hold my breath... In other news, the riding trails are so dusty they are grabbing my gravel tyres - needs some concentration as I daren't fall off... ...and the bitumen continues to wilt... 020
Ackers on a bike/hike @malcolmackland.bsky.social · 29/07/2026@pcorfe.bsky.social - did you feel this today? or were you in the wrong valley? (I do like to fact check things like this from people on the ground 😁) 110