M. Alasdair
@malasdair.neocities.org
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![floodgate // 3u // summon wall [mirage icon] // if floodgate gains flying, bury it. / if floodgate leaves play, it deals to each nonblue creature without flying 1 damage for each two islands you control. // "Quick, Rhirhok - teach me to swim!" / - Makht, goblin casualty // Illus. Jeff Miracola / (c) 1996 Wizards of the Coast, Inc. All rights reserved // 0/5](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:els5lcx3twdfucrksxftbrgp/bafkreiaiqcuzru2leylqi3foqtya6g6j2kngyplqe2qbhq76nvykpvdjdq)
![Jess l93 Champion
Chesney l92 Arch Druid
Axis l92 High Priest
Reyna l92 Archmage
Your valiant &c. [...] peace and order.
Time saving Enroth: 3 Years, 4 Months, 18 Days
Your score: 15401](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:els5lcx3twdfucrksxftbrgp/bafkreia7qvw2m7tqbtzroqv3tc5o3otxsr62likz2c3rvj46hbqggejnjq)
![@METALshayne2000
[Rob Zombie voice]
Welllll Frankenstein motherfucker Raggedy Ann
[[Chupa]]*cabra hotrod Invisible Man
Grindhouse mama lama flash in the pan
Beep [bop]** meep mop Godzilla Japan
[Palm muted power chords]
* "Churcabra" (sic)
** "boop" (sic)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:els5lcx3twdfucrksxftbrgp/bafkreidgolkhitbuo2e72wtdijjrogzqnwfzyyewvdmqo5hjkfvmmcpdd4)
![frog and toad wisemind meme with badly added text in [square brackets]
Frog put the [sectarian terror asp] in a box.
"There," he said.
"Now we will not [anti-worship] any more [sectarian terror asp]."
"But we can [anti-worship] the box," said [W]oad.
"That is true," said Frog.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:els5lcx3twdfucrksxftbrgp/bafkreifyhuymrgmhi25ywud76xekoagy6m5g56v5lnemkvxxyijlsngwaq)
![national lampoon "we'll kill this dog" cover hastily edited in mspaint with the does the dog die header over the magazine logo and the text edited to say "we'll [LET YOU WATCH THE] Dog [DIE]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:els5lcx3twdfucrksxftbrgp/bafkreidc44pajpz2xntlmb46sa7lgf3mvjopfz3gm43rn4ro3nvneftkqq)
