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malallory

@malallory.bsky.social
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she/her, MN USA professional nanny, amateur at everything else. passionate about foraging, gardening, and connecting with the land we belong to. 🅰️©️🆎 🆓🍉 💙💛

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malallory @malallory.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Learning to ID plants and especially mushrooms is fun because it'll be like, "this specimen has these certain characteristics, except when it doesn't."
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malallory @malallory.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
ursula: if you want to cross a bridge, my sweet, you’ve got to pay the toll! ariel: cross a what
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malallory @malallory.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
A branch of pinkish white blossoms against a backdrop of a brown brick wall. The blossoms are some kind of plum or crabapple.
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malallory @malallory.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
"Smart" features I didn't ask for are bad enough, but I swear to god half the "corrections" it gives me are WRONG anyway. Gross.
a screenshot of a snippet of an email in which the email host has suggested replacing the word, "dispersing," with, "disbursing," which would be incorrect. Disbursing only applies to money. The email writer is talking about native plant seeds.
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malallory @malallory.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Someone explain to me why, knowing how incredibly ticklish I am, I chose to go into a career where I am just CONSTANTLY being touched by tiny humans with no personal boundaries.
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malallory @malallory.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
The kid I nanny gave one of his baby dolls a name today. He named it, "Pot Roast." I'm over the moon. I love this kid.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
People with homes are so rarely cold at night that I just don’t think homes are necessary anymore.
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Liz @lizleeships.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
The coziest #destiel
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Miranda Jans @mmejans.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Always a good day when I see these #FungiFriends
A group of bracket fungi (turkey tails) in various shades of brown on a log
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malallory @malallory.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I am so WEAK I'm doing an "evil" playthrough of Stardew Valley in which I'm gonna do the Joja route and marry and divorce every bachelorette and bachelor. I'm only on my second spouse but I was a fool and didn't realize how I attached I'd get to Haley 😭 now I keep procrastinating our divorce.
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malallory @malallory.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Have some squishy babies 🥰 #fungifriends #mushrooms
A photo of a cream-colored elfin saddle mushroom growing out of the soil.A photo of a cluster of small, yellowish-white jelly mushrooms growing from a tree.A photo of a small bluish-white mushroom growing at the base of a log.A photo of a cluster of four tiny, yellow jelly baby mushrooms growing from the soil. Several much larger brown oak leaves lie next to them.
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malallory @malallory.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Some kind of pin mold on these mushrooms. Or possibly an alien. #fungifriends #mushroom #mold
A photo of two pinkish-brown mushrooms growing from a log, both covered in a bluish pin mold. The mushrooms have thin stems and wide, delicate caps. The mold looks like long blue fur or whiskers extending from the entirety of the mushrooms.
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malallory @malallory.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Gorgeous resinous polypores #fungifriends #mushrooms
A photo of three resinous polypore mushrooms growing from a moss-covered log. The mushrooms are a dusty brown on top with a reddish edge, and white on the undersides. The uppermost mushroom has dripped its amber-colored guttations onto the ones underneath it.
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ChristyCrow77 🏳️‍🌈✨🐦‍⬛ @mschristycox77.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
bsky.app/profile/did:... If you haven't used this one I definitely suggest you do. 👇💙👩‍🍳🏳️‍⚧️
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The Friendly Pigeon @thefriendlypigeon.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
#Castiel #Supernatural
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The Friendly Pigeon @thefriendlypigeon.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
#Destiel #DeanWinchester #Castiel #Supernatural
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malallory @malallory.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
🐝🌼 #bumblebees #dahlias #bees
A photo of two bumblebees on a yellow Dahlia flower.
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malallory @malallory.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Asters 🤍
A photo of an American Aster bush tightly packed with white blooms.
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malallory @malallory.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Splitgills never fail to take my breath away with how beautiful they are. They're like frost in fungus form.
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Miranda Jans @mmejans.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Deep in a dark forest on Oahu, some shelf fungi #FungiFriends
Brown banded shelf fungi growing on a tree branch, with one fungus shaped like a question mark
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malallory @malallory.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
My 2023 pumpkin #nimona @gingerhaze.bsky.social
A pumpkin carved with the face of Nimona from the animated Nimona movie. She's throwing up metal hands and has a huge, menacing, toothy grin.
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malallory @malallory.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
I've gone so long not posting most of the pictures I take anywhere, so I've decided to (try to) change that here. #October #autumn #maple
A photo of red and orange maple leaves against a deep blue sky.
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malallory @malallory.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
weeping into my hands this is incredible and the absolute intersection of two of my great passions 🎃🍄
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malallory @malallory.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
someone who is good at fridge economy please help me
a pie chart titled "current contents of my fridge" with the slices being:
cheeses: 10%
sauces: 15%
other (eggs, bread, beverages): 5%
the remaining shriveled beets and peppers from my garden: 10%
homemade jams, jellies, and syrups: 10%
apples: 50%
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malallory @malallory.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
ţ̶̢͓̯̰͌̇͋̓h̷̢͈͎̗͖͑̕͜i̵̲̫̠̭͐̿͛͘͜͝ͅs̵͉̋̓̃̕ ̵͎̽̐̿́̑͜f̴̢̨̼̩̠͋̓̍͌͐̌a̶̛̩͇̹͔͚̮͊c̸͚̤̉͒̈̂ë̴̜́ ̵̘̘̑̽͜ͅͅẃ̴͎̯̗̏̈́̽a̸̗͓̣̅͆̈s̸͔̣͕̱͆͗̍̾ ̵͕̙̽̉̃̎m̴̩̟͙͕̯̒͑͂a̶͖͖̩̎̔̑ḓ̸͉̻̯̔̓e̴̗͍̓̉̒͌̿ ̶̪̘̱͔͉͖̋͊͋̅f̴̢̀̈́̒o̵̢̡͈̩̙̒͛̓̕ṛ̶̺̏̓̒͜ ̴̝̀̿̅͂̈́r̴͚͇̝̔͜a̷͎̪̝͎̹̽̅̑̑͌͠d̵͎̜͓͈̜̊̏͜í̶͓̼̖̬̻́̍̾͂͠ǒ̴̠̤̻̔͘ #hazbinhotel #alastor #Halloween
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malallory @malallory.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
I'm officially at the "why do I do this to myself" stage of carving my pumpkins.
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