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Malakai @malakai.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

If you require me to turn off my ad block, I am just going to go to another website.

Malakai @malakai.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

To each their own, but that’s gonna be a no from me dawg.

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Malakai @malakai.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Fucking iPad kids. In all seriousness, Godspeed to these astronauts. I wish them a safe adventure.

Astronaut in the Artemis II mission doing work on a tablet

Malakai @malakai.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

It’s still getting down to 0C in the mornings, so sandals are not ideal :(

Malakai @malakai.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Can we make wearing one long white sock and on short black sock into a fashionable new style? (I don’t want to do laundry)

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Honestly, he would be fucking hilarious as a senile old man if he didn’t have control of whether people live or die.

Friendly reminder that we have hit the 1.5C “limit” of warming for two years in a row. The Antarctic has lost much of its ice to the point that it will not recover for centuries, even if we change course now, causing disruptions in the oceans ability to manage the Earth’s heat. #climatechange #help

He’s pretty stoked the pee tape will be easily covered up now. I’d tell T to rest in piss, but he’d like that. Rest in power Mueller. You did your best.

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Not saying “no shit” to you, but in response to the title of the post you reskeeted. No disrespect, I just realized how rude I sounded.

No shit… It’s going to be a rough few ye… decades after this presidency is over. If we have free elections that is. God, we are so fucked, and that’s not even including how fucked we are from climate change.

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Robert Mueller tried his hardest to serve the American people, despite being held back by red tape and government corruption. Thank you for your service. Death comes for the wrong people.

Orange man has shame… Did he “fall out a window?”

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Malakai @malakai.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

When you take your Adderall with a large cup of coffee and your heart starts beating like a drummer in a jazz band.

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Can we all just take one moment to laugh together about how fucked we are and how ridiculous this everything is?

Malakai @malakai.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Airbnbs be like: Please take out the trash, do the dishes, clean the bathroom, change the sheets, do the laundry, repaint the spare bedroom and build an outdoor sauna before you leave. Plans are in an owl shaped urn under the stairs :). Enjoy your stay and thank you for choosing us!

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Malakai @malakai.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

When I purchased sugar free sweetened coffee creamer, that should not imply that I want it to taste 37494% sweeter than the sugar alternative.

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Wasn’t him, but anyone with eyes can see the symbolism going on. Bad Bunny GOAT

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 08/02/2026

Why does he “feel the need” to randomly “put quotation” marks in his “truths?”

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This powerful PSA from Epstein survivors will air during the Super Bowl. “Stand with us.” ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼 [World Without Exploitation]

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Áine ☽𖤐☾ @whoa-magic.lol · 09/02/2026

Please don’t abbreviate that.

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Rip out all surveillance tech. No Alexa shit either.

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Looks fucking epic to be honest

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Unfortunately, maybe true. Also unfortunately, his supporters know what he did and support him doing it.

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Looks like it wasn’t him. I still think there is a message there.

It appears to be him, but I have not seen confirmation. At the very least, it’s nod to the boy.

Bad Bunny handing his Grammy to a boy that looks like Liam Ramos.

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Let them fill their glasses with their snowflake tears.

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Malakai @malakai.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Bad Bunny handed his Grammy to what looked to be Liam Conejo (Bunny) Ramos during the halftime show. The 5 year old the DOJ is rushing to deport. The 5 year old that was used as bait by masked fascists to lure his father outside. Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio is a treasure.

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Thanks! Wow, I totally forgot I had pink for a bit there. If I weren’t trying to keep a low profile in this political climate, I’d go back.

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Just a healthy reminder that corpo rats don’t give a shit about us.

Made my own cream of mushroom soup today. Overblended it, but it’s so good.

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Haha I’ve always used their soup for my casserole, but it’s pretty easy to make. Mushrooms and heavy cream essentially. Don’t overblend it like I did though. PS: that executive is a fucking dickholster

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Over an open flame too! Inside the house, and don’t forget to panic and drop it in while flames engulf your kitchen. I’m thankful for firefighters.

Tell her welcome for me! I’m not thankful for too much today, but I’m so thankful that she is getting out! PNW is the best NW out there. ❤️

Trainwiz @trainwiz.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

“Who buys our shit? I don’t buy Campbell’s products barely anymore. It’s not healthy now that I know what the fuck is in it. Bioengineered meat, I don’t want to eat a piece of chicken that came from a 3D printer.” Make your own cream of mushroom soup for your green bean casserole. Don’t eat poison.

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www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo... I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people. #morrowind #thomasthetankengine

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Men at urinals: “Guess I’m just gonna stare at my dick”

Never apologize for Kingdom Hearts.

May have to give it a playthrough. How long did it take you to get through the story?

Malakai @malakai.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

I’m so confused at what this game is. Lol

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Donkey Kong does not deserve to be in the running for GOTY. Just saying.

Malakai @malakai.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

I don’t know you, but I do know that someday you’ll look back and be thankful you stuck around. Sometimes, I’ve only kept going out of spite. Sounds like really tough times to be going through. Just know that this random internet person is rooting for you.

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Malakai @malakai.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

He is the leader of their party. They chose people who weren’t up for reelection to throw under the bus. He helped this happen.