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عزرائيل

@malak-al-maut.bsky.social
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Be afraid.

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عزرائيل @malak-al-maut.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Allah will not.
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:o) @maoufiction.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
[Funnelling the endless horde of dragons into the mouth of an Evil Slime] 「Uh. Inshallah I shall do that.」[Allah will not.]
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عزرائيل @malak-al-maut.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Twin Peaks Thumbs Up
ALT: Twin Peaks Thumbs Up
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عزرائيل @malak-al-maut.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
/ azzy spending 2 minutes to remember a cheese only for mitsuki to tell him bless you is diabolical
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عزرائيل @malak-al-maut.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
[Does not know what's happening.] Shukran jazilan.
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عزرائيل @malak-al-maut.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
[He opens his mouth. Pauses. Closes it again and spends two whole minutes thinking.] Gorgonzola.
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عزرائيل @malak-al-maut.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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عزرائيل @malak-al-maut.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am a regular guy.
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sem void @seraphimnull.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
(Self affirmations in the mirror)
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عزرائيل @malak-al-maut.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Who is that
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عزرائيل @malak-al-maut.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You didn't need to introduce me.
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عزرائيل @malak-al-maut.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I wonder why.
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ambrosius. @rosemagus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
He didn't even say anything before killing me that time. I'm starting to think he doesn't like me very much.
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عزرائيل @malak-al-maut.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This place is a shitshow. I don't respect any of you people. You should go to Jahannam.
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عزرائيل @malak-al-maut.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I thought we were going to the pool.
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عزرائيل @malak-al-maut.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
/ in my country saying inshallah is the same like saying "yeah ill call you about hanging out later" its not happening greg
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عزرائيل @malak-al-maut.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Inshallah does not guarantee action. "If Allah wills it" Allah will not.
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عزرائيل @malak-al-maut.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Stop listening to the devil. Look at this cat I saw on my walk.
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:o) @maoufiction.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
「Kyaa ♡ 40 year old man moe ♡」
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عزرائيل @malak-al-maut.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I am forty years old.
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ambrosius. @rosemagus.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Poor ancient being of death has no ions in his body.
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عزرائيل @malak-al-maut.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I am also unionized.
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عزرائيل @malak-al-maut.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
[Looking at the camera like in the office]
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عزرائيل @malak-al-maut.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Innalillahi wa inna ilayhi raji’un.
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عزرائيل @malak-al-maut.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Never do anything to Assassin. He is busy.
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عزرائيل @malak-al-maut.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
[He's shaking his head no on the background.]
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عزرائيل @malak-al-maut.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
[Closes eyes] Ninkigal
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عزرائيل @malak-al-maut.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Do not worry about what Servant the evil spirit had summoned. Don't think about it.
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عزرائيل @malak-al-maut.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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عزرائيل @malak-al-maut.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Come to think of it, maybe I should return to death.
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عزرائيل @malak-al-maut.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
/ real, not a joke; hassan conquered alamut in 1090, approx 40 years after his birth
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عزرائيل @malak-al-maut.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I am forty years old.
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عزرائيل @malak-al-maut.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I have returned from my walk. [Opens his cloak: x4 Dragon Bone x2 Void Sceptre x9 Slime Brain x11 Meat(?) x7 Gossip]
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عزرائيل @malak-al-maut.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
[On his nightly third ascension walk]
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عزرائيل @malak-al-maut.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Scheduled ✅
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ambrosius. @rosemagus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Sorry guys, I won't be available tomorrow. Gotta get my organs melted.
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عزرائيل @malak-al-maut.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I will melt his inner organs on tomorrow's walk.
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عزرائيل @malak-al-maut.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Cabin In The Woods The Evil Is Defeated
ALT: Cabin In The Woods The Evil Is Defeated
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:o) @maoufiction.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
「Aye.」[goes missing]
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عزرائيل @malak-al-maut.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I agree.
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عزرائيل @malak-al-maut.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
[Bell tolling]
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عزرائيل @malak-al-maut.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My Noble Phantasm materializes a young descendant who tearfully cuts your life support off.
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Captain Nemo @mobilisinmobili.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The Garden of Avalon is the greatest life support system ever made.
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عزرائيل @malak-al-maut.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I do not know what else to say. My Noble Phantasm kills you in real life.
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Captain Nemo @mobilisinmobili.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I want to say Merlin is unkillable, but Azrael and his older variant show up approximately every 2 years with a brand new "Noble phantasm which kills you even harder than the last one", so.
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عزرائيل @malak-al-maut.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I do not miss a kill.
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:o) @maoufiction.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
「It's not looking good for Merlin honestly」
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عزرائيل @malak-al-maut.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
/ oh somehow I missed/forgot? that hassan i sabbath was the founder of the shia ismaili
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عزرائيل @malak-al-maut.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
(But that's... That's Shaitan...)
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Captain Nemo @mobilisinmobili.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
[Whether through ignorance or cluelessness, Nemo is throughly convinced even now that Faceless is just a chunni with some fancy shadow-themed magecraft.]
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