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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Seth Jarvis luxuriates in a pile of red confetti as he celebrates this Stanley Cup championship, splayed on the ice with his bros like they're floating in a pool of rose petals. A joyful display of friendship.
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
@sdpnsports.bsky.social @stevedangle20.bsky.social not letting the algorithm get to me #MarnerJar
Screenshot: "Pick topics you're not interested in". Mitch Marner is selected.
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
What in the AI is this ad
A pic from a shoe ad: a man is seeing walking along a stoney creek wearing shoes and tan pants. The image cuts off just above his bare waist, but somjow his smiling head is sticking right out of where his naval would be
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I can't 😭😭😭
An absurdly cute reddish brown puppy belly up like a little sweet baby angel oh and Steve I guess is in the pic too
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
@stevedangle20.bsky.social STEVEN
YouTuber Steve Dangle cradling a small, calm puppy that is the colour of cinnamon and is so cute it looks like a muppet baby
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
@sdpnsports.bsky.social @stevedangle20.bsky.social I did just *one* this morning
NHL draft lottery simulator has the Leafs picking first overall, 2 is Vancouver 3 is Chicago. Florida is 7th
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
😨 whoa. I know I'm not helping with screengrabs but ... Omg
"While some publications fared much worse than others, none of them are thriving. Mashable fared the best, losing a grim 30 percent of its web traffic between its peak and January 2026. That’s a lot, but it’s nothing compared to Wired, which lost 62 percent of its traffic, or the cluster of outlets including HowToGeek, The Verge, and ZDNet, which each lost over 85 percent of their web traffic over the two year period."
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
People so busy looking at Hudson during the outro that they didn't noticed MUMFORD AND SONS WEARING THE GOLD MEDALS #SNL
Conor Storrie and Hudson Williams on the set of SNL, next to the band Mumford & Sons wearing Olympic gold medals
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
This is @stevedangle20.bsky.social 's finest hour 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
NBA top prospect Cameron Boozer was born in July 2007, making him 12 years, 7 months when the NBA shut down in March of 2020 💀
From and including: Friday, 20 July 2007
To and including: Friday, 13 March 2020

Result: 4621 days
It is 4621 days from the start date to the end date, end date included.

Or 12 years, 7 months, 23 days including the end date.

Or 151 months, 23 days including the end date.
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Case in point (from the CNN article)
But four legal experts who reviewed the documents for CNN said they largely describe nonviolent civil disobedience tactics practiced at American protests for generations – far from the sinister depiction of extremism and domestic terrorism portrayed by Trump administration officials like Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and Vice President JD Vance.
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Even Bluesky trends are redacting Trump and boosting Bill Clinton
A sceeenshot of the top trending topics from my Bluesky app. Number one Epstein, number two Bill Clinton, number 3 Elise Stefanik, number four Mitt Romney, number five Seahawks
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Wow Niagara catching strays on this billboard
A billboard for Forty Creek brand whiskey says: "Made in Niagara. The Good side."
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Toronto's favourite sports Kirk #sceptres #pwhl
Raygan Kirk, goaltender is the Toronto Sceptres, hangs out by the bench during warm ups, and gives little kids fist bumps while the team skates behind her
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Genuinely encouraging take on today's budget from the BBC www.bbc.com/news/article...
Quote At the same time, the government is pushing for the development of carbon capture and storage technologies, as well as enhanced methane regulations.

It is also affirming its commitment to the industrial carbon tax, calling it a policy "that delivers more emissions reductions than any other Unquote
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
You won't be surprised to learn I did just that (thru car honking)
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Lol #bluejays #mlb
Wikipedia: "Vladimir Guerrero Ramos Jr is a Canadian-Dominican professional baseball first baseman for the Toronto Blue Jays of Major League Baseball and father of the New York Yankees."
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
These are the lyrics of a Christian father trying to pose as a metal band to in an attempt to reach his goth teen daughter and shame her out of sex #Ghost #WitchImage
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Ok ok I got it - Ghost songs and lyrics are written by a Christian rock songwriter as an example of what Satanic Metal might sound like
Lyrics on Spotify: "Hell Satan, Archanhelo. Hell Satan, welcome Year Zero, pause, Belial, Behemoth, Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Satanas, Lucifer"
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
These are actual lyrics to their actual biggest hit, which has over 800M views:
Lyrics on the Spotify app: "If you choose to run away with me, I will tickle you internally, and I see nothing wrong with that." I must stress this song has nearly one billion streams on Spotify
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
This band is .....satire, right?
The front man of the band Ghost on stage. He has white and black face paint and is wearing what appears to be black papal regalia. Flames and smoke spray behind him as he confidently and theatrically struts towards the audience. It's giving cheap straight-to-video 90s horror villain"
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I looked up the band Ghost on Spotify because - and this is the only reason I would ever reference the band Ghost - I was suggesting them to a friend with a 10yo interested in metal. I CANNOT get over the opening line of their Spotify Profile
Text: "Ghost - 9M Monthly Users - GHOST continues to elevate & reaffirm it's status as one of the world's most esteemed & celebrated creative forces."
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
"I've never felt more alone" sings the chorus of young women #Lorde
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Toronto showing up for Lorde
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Concert Review : She is Her. Who? Lorde. She is Lorde.
Lorde live on stage in Toronto on Sept 24th 2025. She is dancing admidt smoke with laser lights pointed directly at her body , giving her plain jeans-and-white-tee silhouette a supernatural significance
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I would die for her
A photograph of a beautiful inquisitive cougar
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
New phone wallpaper ?
A tall narrow photo of a beautiful brown bear that appears to be smiling at the camera like an adorable baby
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I'm converting to Wicca
Text : So, did my Etsy curses work? Time will tell. The forces move in mysterious ways, and as the Priestess reminded me, “Spellwork is a collaboration between the caster, the client, and the universe itself.” For now, we can only trust in the timing of the great unknown.

A special thank you to the witches of the modern age, who work tirelessly to hex Republicans and topple conservative regimes (and the occasional ex-boyfriend). Your work is appreciated.

And to you, Mr. Kirk: May the rash come swiftly.
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Guess which one of these music catalogues was worth twice as much as any of the others
Text from Guardian article: "...forensic and formal processes behind huge catalogue sales in recent years such as Sting, Bob Dylan, Queen, David Bowie, Bruce Springsteen, Pink Floyd or Paul Simon."
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Blocking these AI Slop accounts
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Timeline helping out with this
A skeet following Peter Lynn's that shows balloons in a window spelling the word "anal" (actually Jana from behind lol)
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
How did I just realize this #Leafs
Headline : Florida Panthers Cup-Winnjng Goalie Tandem to Face Off I'm Second Round
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
My polling station today was at Fork York (a historic site and War of 1812 museum in Toronto) #tooreal #ElectionDay
A plaque from the museum that says: "why go to war? Because a foreign army came over the borders of your country? To prevent your neighbours from culturally you? Yo try to create a separate nation for your people? Because another nation is committing hostile actions against your country?"
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
A terrifying, blunt and realistic prediction from Andrew Furey:
Do not underestimate Donald Trump's imperialistic ambitions. He is launching an attack on Canada by sowing economic chaos to create instability.
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Yes, but
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
@adamwylde.bsky.social here is my my cat trying to help the Leafs' offense, to the soothing tones of your livestream @sdpnsports.bsky.social I think it made the difference
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Still in love ❤️🧡💛💚
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
What now Google?? #leafs
Toronto Capitals vs Washington Maple Leafs
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
All of watching that Holmberg shorty
A very happily flabbergasted Adam Wylde
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Shaped like.. "arrows" yes of course
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jo pérez @maladaptace.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
HRH Zumi will remind you that you saw nothing and you know nothing
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