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Malachite @malachite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Kalisan 12" snakeskin prints? Those are some of my favorites. They get huge necks too. 😈

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Malachite @malachite.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

A madman with a box and a Ring.

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Malachite @malachite.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I usually pooh-pooh astrology, but as a Gemini I want to bring a class action suit against Google (er, Alphabet) for tarnishing the rest of us. For the record, this Gemini would not advise anyone to buy their fish a couch.

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Malachite @malachite.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Should I be worried that the AI apocalypse horizon is weeks to months, rather than years to decades?

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Malachite @malachite.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Cajun (wet), Nashville Hot, Jamaican Jerk. Bad Boy if I'm feeling masochistic.

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Malachite @malachite.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

But EARENDIL-1, the first space mirror satellite from the company that wants to put 50000 of them in orbit, fits the pattern.

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Malachite @malachite.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

My initial instinctive response was 1 but after looking at them more I switched to 2.

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Malachite @malachite.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Anyone who calls themself a himbo is self-aware enough not to be a true himbo. That said, I generally find men who claim to be himbos more attractive than actual himbos.

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Malachite @malachite.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I saw Don Giovanni when I was there in 2024.

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Malachite @malachite.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I hope they got the suds ALL OVER themselves. (The practical answer is salt.)

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Malachite @malachite.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Feed me your smoke and you can do whatever you want

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Malachite @malachite.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

And what does it do to screenreaders used by the visually impaired?

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Malachite @malachite.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Maybe, only one way to find out. 😈

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Malachite @malachite.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Fun fact: it's called estivating when it's done in the summer. 😘

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Malachite @malachite.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I saw it without knowing the lore, except in the most general sense. I liked it well enough. Didn't blow me away, but worth a watch.

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Malachite @malachite.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I'll bring you coffee. If I can worship those thighs.

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Malachite @malachite.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

What if I'd be there for you

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Malachite @malachite.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

You & me & that loon would get along great. Want you & that loon.

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Malachite @malachite.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Take as much time as you need. You don't owe us anything.

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Malachite @malachite.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I tried for the sake of the scholarship, but I couldn't finish Fountainhead. That was the beginning and the end of my experience with Rand.

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Malachite @malachite.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

The internet is divided on whether she's a Time Lord (with her carpet bag as her TARDIS) or a fae.

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Malachite @malachite.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Fuck I wanna be at dat clerb

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Malachite @malachite.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

It's our curse and our blessing.

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Malachite @malachite.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

That mango bourbon mule sounds awesome.

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Malachite @malachite.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I'm probably 20 years older than you and I'd call you Daddy.

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Malachite @malachite.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Am I a bad gay if I'm more interested in the cocktails you drank than the men you kissed?

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Malachite @malachite.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Yeah, I have qualms about that kind of thing. Except for mosquitoes, which by some estimates have been responsible for half of all deaths in human history due to carrying malaria. Mosquitoes can just DIE DIE DIE as far as I'm concerned.

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Malachite @malachite.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022)

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