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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026

Kash Patel Phished By Scammer Posing As Kash Patel theonion.com/kash-patel-phished-by-…

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MalachiDragon @malachiderg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Went to an 80s themed restaurant this morning and I can't tell if I hate it or love it for this menu item.

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MalachiDragon @malachiderg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Never understood the idea of being proud of where you came from until moving to rural Misourri full of yee-haw wannabes. I am very proud to know I am not a native here.

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MalachiDragon @malachiderg.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Can people stop with the dog clickers? As someone with sensory issues, it is really grating and annoying. And then people always laugh when they get my attention, yeah no shit. I'd get your attention too if I stuck a needle into your ears, wouldn't I?

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MalachiDragon @malachiderg.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Just learned I was banned from a twitch stream over the message, "yes, hold [streamer] gentle like bowling ball". Never watched them outside of popping in a few times, but man, it still makes me feel bad.

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MalachiDragon @malachiderg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Shout out to the time I farmed a ridiculous amount of onions, and filled a friend's base with them cause he hates onions irl. Never saw his reaction cause the server died before he saw it, but it was still a fun prank to pull.

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MalachiDragon @malachiderg.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Long story short, I am now the proud owner of a Blahaj :3

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MalachiDragon @malachiderg.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

"I put the 'drag' in DRAGon~" Another amazing art piece by @nelyarart.bsky.social and I am really happy with how it came out. :3

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MalachiDragon @malachiderg.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Millennium Force got E-stopped. I'm crying, pissing even.

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MalachiDragon @malachiderg.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

"Why do you post when your posts never get any likes or views?" I am my own target audience. I post for myself.

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Feretta @feretta.net · 08/07/2026

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MalachiDragon @malachiderg.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I wanna host a party just so I can preportion colorful drinks into science flasks, so we can live out the dream of drinking the funny forbidden juices.

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Sabbyth @sabbyth.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Toe beans 🐾

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MalachiDragon @malachiderg.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Parents are in the process of selling our house. Had to throw out my old desk and the realtor wanted my desk in this corner. With limited table space, and with not wanting to put my pc on the floor, cause it was just steam cleaned, I had to improvise. Rate my setup:

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Gory Thing @korybing.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I love furry cons #anthrocon2026

Person wearing a sign on their back that says “ask me about how you can help sabotage:
- AI facial recognition surveillance systems
- all AI art scrapers

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MalachiDragon @malachiderg.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

This guy told me he was into drone stuff. I went over to his house to see his quadcopter, but he had no quadcopter and instead just had a mask with no eye holes. My dissapointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

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MalachiDragon @malachiderg.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Happy Father's Day to my manager at work cause he is more supportive, caring, understanding, and chill than my actual dad.

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✨Tom Fenny✨ @tomfenny.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

get danced lil fluffer!!

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MalachiDragon @malachiderg.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

He has changed his mind, only after my mom cried her eyes out because she can't abandon her son.

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MalachiDragon @malachiderg.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Dad just kicked me out over a lawnmower. Even while I am packing my shit, he just keeps asking when I'm gonna find him a new lawn mower.

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MalachiDragon @malachiderg.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Unfortunately my dumb ass forgot to take any pictures. After the whole experience, I only took 3 pictures. 🐉: @derg.live

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MalachiDragon @malachiderg.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

AnthrOhio went well. Though I do wish I had been more social, considering I have social anxiety, not having an anxiety attack in a crowded hotel is a win in my book. Overall a good experience and I can't wait till my next con, whatever it may be.

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MalachiDragon @malachiderg.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Worst part of being self-employed has to be that you can't steal from work.

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MalachiDragon @malachiderg.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

FWA FOMO hitting like a truck. Unfortunately every time I see pics from it, my social anxiety kicks in cause there's so many people.

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MalachiDragon @malachiderg.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

I got a letter in the mail in a red envelope. I started to worry thinking it was something serious like a lawsuit or I owed someone 2000$. No it was just a birthday card from my workplace's owner. Bruh

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MalachiDragon @malachiderg.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Does anyone remember the name of that one 80s movie about the kids looking for treasure? Isn't it something like "The Gooners"?

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Lucyon @lucyon.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Finish him

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MalachiDragon @malachiderg.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

I absolutely love how this came out. Been meaning to post it but I kept forgetting. Thanks ADHD. Best part is that I didn't have to be shown unsolicited NSFW art and get my information compromised to commission it. Although maybe that's just the mowshi tax.¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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MalachiDragon @malachiderg.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

*at furcon room party watching the size queen femboy show off* Me: (like I'm talking to a cat)"Biiiiiiig stretch :)"

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MalachiDragon @malachiderg.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Went to a local ice cream place cause they opened up for the season. Why did this bitch "park" barely on the disabled walkway with her front end sticking out, and leave her car running while she got out and ordered? Are you trying to get your car stolen?

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MalachiDragon @malachiderg.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Stole a chip rack from work >:3

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MalachiDragon @malachiderg.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Went to a "retro game" store and made a poor financial decision. Do I have any regrets? No.

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MalachiDragon @malachiderg.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Stole @okaydonuts.bsky.social hoodie. Felt cute, might delete later, idk. Also ignore my manboobs.

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MalachiDragon @malachiderg.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

New splinter on my desk just dropped! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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🥛Filthy Moo Cow🥛 @filthy.bluecow.live · 13/02/2026

throwback to 2024 no I don't remember the context but I do still wonder if I'm secretly right... @rotfox.tv puts up with a lot lmao 💜

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MalachiDragon @malachiderg.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Been a few weeks. They asked me to send the cage back and never gave me a reason it was so fucked up. They only gave me a partial refund for some reason. If you are looking for a chastity cage, don't go with kink3d.

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MalachiDragon @malachiderg.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Mowshi has stated that they had taken steps to increase their security and haven't had any more cases of compromised information. Even if I still don't like him, I do think it would be unfair to not say that they took actions to prevent further issues. But he still sent me uncensored kink art. ew

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MalachiDragon @malachiderg.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

@kink3d.com you better have a good explanation for this. There is no way you guys are charging 200$+ for a cage and delivering me literal trash. Guess this is what I get for trying to be nice and supporting a small business.

A chastity cage broken in 2 pieces. I paid 221$ for this shit.

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MalachiDragon @malachiderg.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

After talking with my friends and my therapist, they said it would be a good idea if I said who this artist was. It was @/mowshiboi.bsky.social. If you plan on commissioning them, don't. They leaked my information, including my address and name, even if it was unintentional.

Me talking with Mowshi about an invoice they sent me. They claimed not to have sent it which means that someone got my information and knew I was in talks with them about commissioning something. The only explanation I can think of for this is that one of Mowshi's accounts got compromised, or there is spyware of some sort on one of their devices. Despite that, they insist that it could not have been any sort of data breach on their end, though it is in their best interest to lie about something like that.

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MalachiDragon @malachiderg.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

I "appreciate" dragons quite a lot~

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MalachiDragon @malachiderg.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

I'm thinking of going to AnthrOhio this year, anyone else going to be there?

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