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@makrellsky.bsky.social
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De/dem/hin They/them Aspiring entity Big into personal growth and being an absolute sucker

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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Cheers to an icon
A picture of a young, smiling Dolly Parton holding a big buster sword with the caption “You best start respectin trans folks pronouns darlin, or I’m gonna make your pronouns was/were”
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Making memes about love again
Three big pet frogs sitting next to each other, wearing crocheted frog hats and looking in the camera. The white and pink caption says:
The council has decided
the world is full of love and you are worthy of it all
The frogs are blushing.
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I was triggered pretty badly this weekend and suddenly my rash is back, my back hurts, my digestion is weird and I’ve been exhausted for 4 days
Meme of two astronauts looking at the earth, the first saying “Wait, it’s all ptsd?”, the other one pointing a gun at their back head replying “always has been”.
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
King Baldwin IV Hand Raise meme with the text: SILENCE, Philosophy book reader
Video essay consumer is talking
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Since I’m not on any dating apps I’ll post this here instead
A picture of me in a crowded backyard carrying a large stack of 13 empty pitchers as well as a bunch of plastic cups, a beer bottle and wine glasses, all in my right hand. I’m placing a 14th pitcher on top of the stack with my left hand as I’m moving between people. I’m wearing a black skirt and top and I look cool doing it.
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Update
Screenshot of two tumblr posts by user persianmom:
“btw I am doing it afraid”

Second post is edited from 
“btw I did it afraid and was rewarded beautifully” to “btw I did it afraid and it went well but I’m still waiting for it to go horribly wrong and possibly kill me”
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Jeg begynte å gråte med en gang jeg kom inn døra fordi kattene kom løpende til meg😭 Her er min skjønne lille perfekte Lola som jakter på en due gjennom vinduet. Savner henne så
En svart katt står på bakbeina og lener seg på en balkongdør. Vi ser bakhodet hennes der hun ser ut gjennom vinduet på en due som sitter på rekkverket utenfor. Den ene forpoten har klørne ute mens hun veiver med den, som om hun prøver å gripe etter dua.
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
This is good thank you very much
Screenshot from youraislopbores.me

prompt: “how to spell scuirl”
“ai” responded: 
“1. get your hands on some spell components
2. get your hands on a squirrel
3. draw ritual circle in blood
4. cast spell and summon demon into squirrel b”Screenshot from youraislopbores.me
Image promt: “Leon Kennedy (hot)”
“ai” responded with a beautiful 60-second line drawing of a muscular, blushing Leon, and the words “time to evil res e”
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Image showing a red swallow-tailed flag with a B next to it and the text “I AM CARRYING DANGEROUS GOODS” under it

(The image is a crop of the photo in the quoted post, which shows a book page with the International Code of Signals, a maritime flag signalling system)
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Post et bilde fra kamerarullen din de siste tolv månedene som oppsummerer 2025
Bilde/meme av en ung poserende Keanu Reeves med teksten “they should invent a way out that isn’t through”
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Can we just all remember that I used to sometimes look like this
Me, taking a mirror selfie in a dimly lit room, my head tilted to one side so my face is halfway behind my phone and the light from above hits my neck and shoulder, casting dramatic shadows. I’m wearing a black cropped halter top and black cargo pants with chains around my waist and ripped fishnet tights turned into sleeves. I’m wearing another chain around my neck as well as a pearl necklace, and my hair is short and platinum blonde.
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
SE
Two black cats are sitting on a round, wooden table. They both have a small white spot on their chest. The one on the left is sitting towards the camera with her front paws on the edge of the table, looking off to the side like she might jump off. The cat on the right is sitting elegantly in profile with her head turned to look directly up into the camera. Her tail swoops around so the tip touches her front paws.
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Men her er det også
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Selvfølgelig var det Senterpartipolitikk!! Bye bitch🥳
Utsnitt fra Aftenposten:

“2. Regjeringen fjerner kravet om gjennomforing av spräkopplæring for utenlandske stipendiater og postdoktorer.
De vil heller prioritere andre virkemidler for à sikre norsk fagspräk og forberede kandidatene pà det norske arbeidslivet.
Endringen trer i kraft umiddelbart.”
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Don’t want to make this a pile-on situation, but as a (former) bartender in you-don’t-need-to-tip Norway, I gotta say, unhinged take
@skullmandible.bsky.social:
two absolute rules:
1) if you can’t afford to tip you can’t afford to eat out
2) if you can’t do a thing without using AI you can’t do it

@skullmandible.bsky.social:
“actually, tipping isn’t as common in my country” your country blows. be the change. dipshit
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Meme photo of a horse standing on a beach, looking at the ocean, seemingly reflecting on life. The picture is distorted and blurry, slightly squished horisontally with parts of the sky blown out white.
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Du så kanskje dette? Altså, du har fortrinnsrett med mindre du er i et vikariat www.arbeidstilsynet.no/regelverk/lo...
(2) Fortrinnsretten gjelder også arbeidstaker som er midlertidig ansatt og som på grunn av virksomhetens forhold ikke får fortsatt ansettelse. Dette gjelder likevel ikke arbeidstaker som er midlertidig ansatt i vikariat etter § 14-9 andre ledd bokstav b. Fortrinnsretten gjelder dessuten for arbeidstaker som har akseptert tilbud om redusert stilling i stedet for oppsigelse.
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Vet dessverre ikke hvor den er anskaffet ut over «lånt» fra kontoret, men jeg griper sjansen til å vise fram den beste koppen
Bilde av en stor kopp med trykk i tegneseriestil. Karakterene er en høne og en hane som går sammen på tunet, trillende på en barnevogn med et gigantisk egg i seg. De smiler, og hanen har en vinge rundt skuldrene til høna, som holder barnevognen. I bakgrunnen ser man to «normale» høner som ser litt forvirret på. Alle fuglene er hvite, og stilen ligner litt på tegneserien Hakke Hakkespett.
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I feel like this is pretty close generatorland.com/usergenerato...
Screenshot of “sexual identity generator” showing the result “survivalist clown”
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Last movie I watched
Movie poster for “You hurt my feelings”. The poster shows two middle-aged people (actors Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Tobias Menzies) sitting next to each other in an off-white couch, looking at each other with slight worry and confusion. They appear to be sitting in a nicely designed living room, taking up the lower half of the poster. The title fills most of the upper half with big white letters, but at the very top is a quote from The Playlist: “A masterpiece. Smart, warm, and very, very funny.” Below the title it says “written and directed by Nicole Holofcener”
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Minner om lunsjklubb på søndag og legger ved korrigert poster og meny😅❤️
Det står med stor tekst «Lunch club, Sunday, march 2nd, 4pm, Folk». Nederst i bildet er det tegnet en trøtt og gjespende kråke med en teddybjørn i armkroken.Teksten sier «On the menu:
Green curry
&
Fastelavnsboller»
Under er en tegning av tre identiske boller med krem og melis på toppen.
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Hei skeive Oslofolk! Sinnahomoen har våknet fra vinterdvalen og serverer varm lunsj igjen neste søndag på Folk i Storgata🧡 Vi er en donasjonsbasert lunsjklubb for skeive, og ønsker oss alltid nye gjester
Nederst i bildet er det tegnet en trøtt og gjespende kråke med en teddybjørn i armkroken. Over i stor tekst står det «lunch club, Sunday, march 3rd, 4pm, Folk
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Meg som prøver å skrive liste
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Real life picture of me
Picture of Kirby, the Nintendo character, who is round and pink and cute, but has an angry facial expression. The caption says “You made Kirby angry, apologize.”
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Se på min lille purre
A black cat is lying next to me on the couch, halfway curled up on her left side, but revealing her belly for cuddles. She’s enjoying some belly rubs from my left hand, with her eyes closed and happy face. Her right back paw is curled up while her right back leg is stretched all the way up so you can see her little toe beans next to her face. Her front paws are hanging in the air, and you can see a little bit of white on her chest, as well as on her belly. She’s on top of a yellow blanket and a fuzzy gray one, both covering my lap that she is leaning against. In the top right corner you can see the floor with a turquoise rug and the legs of some furniture.This next picture is very similar, but the cat has softly grabbed on to my hand with her right paw and is curling forwards to receive cheek rubs. Her eyes are still closed while she leans her left cheek to the outside of my hand left hand, so I can rub her cheek with my little finger.
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
:((
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
The “NICKEL FREE” sticker on my tomatoes has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the sticker
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
Hei kattefolket! Prinsessa her har hatt lite pels på magen en stund, men nå begynner det å dukke opp en til flekk uten pels. I tillegg har niplene hennes hatt skorpe i lengre tid, og nå ser jeg at hun har blødd litt. Bør hun tas til veterinær? Evt hva kan det være?
Svart katt ligger å slapper av med øynene lukket oppå en dyne. Hun ligger med det ene bakbeinet i været sånn at man kan se hele magen hennes, der hun har mindre pels.
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 17/08/2024
Pssst Oslovenner! Hvis noen av dere er som meg og er ekstremt svak for håndlaget keramikk så er det en veldig hyggelig mann som selger masse flotte greier ganske rimelig i Storgata
Plakat med bilde av en vakker gullfarget bolle, et tesett og kopper og skåler i farget glasur. Teksten sier
«Keramikk salgsutstilling
Olav R. Thelle
Mangelsgården, Storgata 36H
14.-18. august
Åpningstider
(..)
Lørdag 17/8 10:00-18:00
Søndag 18/8 10:00-17:00»
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 21/07/2024
Look at this perfect little angel, I would die for her🥹🥹
Picture of a black cat curled up on a mustard yellow ottoman. She has a small white spot on her chest, and is lying with her eyes closed and her front paws curled up in front of her. She is the most beautiful princess you’ve ever seen.
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 07/07/2024
Roumd
An all black cat is lying on a peach coloured couch, curled up all the way so that her head is upside down, her nose is touching her knee and her forehead is resting on her tail. She makes a very round, or rather oval outline, except for the ears that stick out. Behind her is her identical sister, loafing, and a black backpack.
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 21/05/2024
Hei der, ser du eller noen du kjenner etter et sted å bo i Oslo? Camilo og jeg ser etter en ny roomie fra august, sånn at vi kan beholde denne fine leiligheten som både vi og kattene elsker
En lys stue med et stort vindu på venstre hånd og en dobbel balkongdør i bakgrunnen. Sola skinner inn og treffer en grønn sofa under vinduet og en haug med planter og en støvrosa sofa foran balkongdøra. På gulvet er er stort fargerikt teppe men en gul puff. To svarte katter slapper av på teppet og på den rosa sofaen. På venstre side i forgrunnen er et kloretårn.
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
“But why would you-“
Meme of the Simpsons bus driver edited to say “Don’t make me tap the [tattoo]”
In the next frame he is pointing to a picture of a small tattoo I have on the left side of my rib cage that reads “two hearts, no brain”
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
it’s leap day, post frog
A big, bright green frog wearing an orange cowboy hat. Above it in bold letters it says “I simply do not vibe with the law.”
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 29/12/2023
Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2024? I can’t choose one so here’s four
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 29/12/2023
Trøtt og smånervøs togselfie til selfiefredag
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
My New Year’s resolution is to look more like this
Mirror selfie of me in a dark room except for a light source above me to the left, which hits my shoulder, neck and cheek, creating a dramatic effect. I’m tilting my head slightly so half my face is behind my phone. I have bleached white hair, short on the sides and slightly longer on top. I’m wearing a black halter crop top with a dipper in front, fishnet tights on my arms and upper body, and black cargo pants. Around my neck is a chain and a chunky pearl necklace, and my pants have a metal ringed belt and several chains and hardware draped on it. In other words I look hot af.
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
Hvilke kjendiser har folk* sagt du ligner på? *hovedsakelig fulle menn på 40+
Dolores O’Riordan, vokalist i The CranberriesEn ung Winona RyderVikky Dougan, amerikansk modell på 50- og 60-tallet
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Meme picture of Gordon Ramsay on Hell’s Kitchen with the caption “Finally, some good fucking news”
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
@jonatannen.bsky.social after one beer
Screenshot of three tweets by user Shail
drunk cig save me..
drunk cigarette
save me drunk cig

The screenshot is posted by @bobbylikesbeers and modified to say drunk cig instead of the original text
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
Min pensjonsplan:
Meme picture of an old man in a red sweater, shrugging with his hands out and palms pointing upwards. He has white hair and beard, with a confused look on his face. The caption says “guess I’ll die”
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
Norge må anerkjenne Palestina og stå mot apartheid! Sakene skal tas opp på Stortinget 14. november, vis støtte ved å skrive under her👇 www.underskrift.no/vis/12665/
En rød løpeseddel ligger på et Palestinsk flagg. Øverst på løpeseddelen står det «Palestina» med store bokstaver i svart, hvitt og grønt. Undertittelen er «Okkupasjonen og apartheid må opphøre»
I midten på vestre side står: «Bli med å legge press på Stortinget. Vi krever at Norge:
1. Anerkjenner Palestina.
2. Blir med i FNs apartheidkonvensjon.
3. Støtter gjenoppretting av FNs apartheidkomite.
4. Forbyr varer fra okkupert grunn.»
Til høyre står en QR-kode som leder til underskriftskampanjen (samme link som i tweeten). Nederst på løpeseddelen står det «Underskriftskampanje» med logoen til Palestinakomiteen i Oslo ved siden av.
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
“Military blockade” yeah sure
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
Si hei til Bella forresten!
A Jack Russell terrier sits underneath a coffee table. She is a small dog, short haired and mostly white, but with brown fur, darkest on her ears, and lighter around her eyes and halfway down the nose on her left side. Her eyebrows have longer, rougher white fur, and she also has a scruffy muzzle, while her nose and eyelids are completely black. She is looking intensely up at the camera, with her ears perked, but flopped over into little triangles. She is sitting on a speckled, golden brown carpet, her hind legs splayed out in a puppy sit, with her right leg near her right front paw, and her left leg between both front paws.
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
Nei, tråder fra samme person skal vises slik. Men det kan være du må justere reply filters til å vise replies uten likes.
Screenshot of Bluesky home page with thread of three posts by OP (me), where all posts are visible, and are connected by a thin line between the OP profile picture in each post.Screenshot of Home Feed Preferences, where the slider to “adjust number of likes a reply must have to be shown on your feed” is turned all the way down to “show all replies”
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
Hehe
Screenshot of an instagram post by “lalocadelosjatos”. The photo is a close up of my pale right hand with a fresh, all black tattoo. My hand is resting at my side, palm facing away from the camera, and fingers pointing downwards.
The natural focus of the tattoo is an all black circle, about 2 cm in diameter, placed to the right, below my wrist and towards my thumb joint. Around it, with a distance of about 1/2 cm, extends tangents of uneven black lines, spreading out like a fan and covering the rest of my hand. The lines also reach out to my first knuckle on my index, middle and ring finger, and at the end of the fan, up over the left side of my wrist. Towards the left side of my hand is also two overlapping half circles and a drop shape, imitating the stains left by a coffee cup. These are shaded in with softer strokes.
The caption of the post is in Spanish; “Mano con uno de mis diseños disponibles para Sky, muchas gracias por la confianza 🥰”
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
In other news
Edited screenshot of a tweet:
SHE DIDNT GHOST ME [HER MOM JUST RAN AWAY FROM THE HOSPITAL]
LETS G00000000
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
Jk
“Sorry i havent been posting ive been being hot and important. U get it. Few do
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vulgar wreck @makrellsky.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
Er det sånn hun vil klippe ham? Vs hvordan vil du ha ham klippet? Støtter absolutt å ikke ville ha en sånn mopp altså, virker veldig slitsomt
Bilde av en Lhasa apso, en liten, langhåret hund tatt på en hundeutstilling. Pelsen går helt ned til gulvet, øynene er skjult og bare nesa og tinga stikker ut. Hunden ser ut som en kremfarget mopp.
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