makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Yeah I should have put that in quotes 000
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I almost spit out my breakfast. It was fun back when your company would just mandate internet explorer. 120
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Phil, my science-uneducated brain thinks that the ice sloshing contributed to the rollover. But I've not been involved in hauling iced squid on roadways so it's just a theory. And thanks for that mental image... 000
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Was this done on purpose or is it one of those "Rapid Unintentional Disassembly" things? 000
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 02/08/2026True, that. Though I've witnessed 'professionals' not know they stripped the top layer of concrete off a driveway until they were done with the job. I try to remain skeptical about AI assist I guess. 000
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 01/08/2026It’s a lot like a pressure washer. In unsuspecting hands, you can do lots of damage and hurt people. If you’re cautious, and you use it like the tool it is with the right amount of preparation, it can shave some time off of your work and help you get good results. You just have to be in control. 230
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026There's already enough shit in the world without drilling his head for it! 000
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Replace the condition values with variables, ex 'cond34" and load them from a pipe parsed text file that only lives on the prod web server that only one person has access to. 000
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026That's a whole lot of responsibility to lay on a modern day American. Maybe if there was more watching and listening in the early days, they wouldn't have to be reminded. 110
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026If only there was a media outlet that would superimpose stink lines on every TV appearance 000
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I can't remember the last time I watched *anything* on Canned Bull Shit. However, let's get these people reemployed and back in the game as the valuable assets they are... 000
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I'll have what he's having! OSTRICH STYLE! 000
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Sooner or later Blowtorch is going to run through the Whitehouse yelling "PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!" at Trump... It's only a matter of time. 010
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 30/05/2026This works and as long as you can keep track of your media, it stays with you as long as you want it. Also, NO AWFUL COMMERCIALS BOOKENDING THE CONTENT YOU 'BOUGHT'. 010
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Saxsquatch would NEVER even consider it. 000
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Though "wheels on the bus" is probably mentally appropriate for that crowd. 110
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Some would declare Darwinism, but it seems like something worse - like a latent behavioral defect surfacing and running amok. 010
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 30/05/2026It just seems like the only way mega companies take notice is when the revenue dips. I choose to speak with my wallet and look for a substitute. There's always something new to find. 000
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I get it. I have things that I want to experience that are probably ridiculous to someone else - but they just aren't commercial in nature. Never was a Disney fan, but they absorbed a title that is dear to me. Unfortunately the over development of it has been a turn-off. 100
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 30/05/2026It's as simple as not paying it. It really is. 000
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 27/05/2026They'll probably just have someone in a Yosemite Sam costume run around cursing unintelligibly blasting caps into the air... 110
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I know, right? I keep waiting for that CEO Hagfish to keel over but no joy. 031
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I always thought the demographic was just 'asshole' - and I didn't think a specific color corners the market on that. Substitute truck for sport bike, muscle car, $400 Honda with a $4000 stereo, etc... Assholes know no boundaries 120
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 24/05/2026They're all out of genuinely attractive traits and that's and they have left. 010
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 21/05/2026We fucking need both of them. right. now. 000
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I didn't read the type below the picture because I was stuck wondering 'Who's this tool?' in my head... 000
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Can you imagine using those as tetrapods on the shore? Seems like the best use for them... 010
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Frickin' Babu Frik can't even fix the Cyber F@ck. THAT is saying something. 020
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 14/05/2026It's a climate dildo getting lubed up for the planet. Dark surfaced, heat absorbing bottom causing exacerbation evaporation - that pool will need constant filling. It's practically a child's school project showing how a data center wastes water... except shittier and millions of times the expense. 000
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 11/05/2026What did the 5 fingers say to the face? SLLLLAP! Chahhlie Murphy! 030
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 11/05/2026That's a meth tweet if I ever saw one. 000
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 10/05/2026If you pretend it was enthusiastic encouragement, it might really get under their skin. 000
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 10/05/2026static.klipy.comGet In Loser Alien Probing MemeALT: Get In Loser Alien Probing Meme 000
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 09/05/2026I'm surprised I'm not seeing a pentagram - am I missing it? 110
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 08/05/2026They're making another Naked Gun?! 110
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 08/05/2026She makes me want to 'accidentally' put a #5 in the 1&2 bin and face the punishment. 010
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I bet forensics could find McDonald's fry oil on the note... If they tried. 001
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 08/05/2026The way I feel watching these is the way I feel eating the last cookie late at night after the kids are asleep. A very brief twinge of guilt that's drowned out by the enjoyment. 021
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Never got to do it myself - I never made the time back when I could have, and don't see it in the cards anymore. I'm always in awe of the imagination kitbashers have. 010
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Otherwise known as "Janice the Muppet syndrome" 010
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 06/05/2026"On May the 5th, I must do grift" 000
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 30/04/2026This is the face I make when I venture out into public and witness public behavior 110
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Looks like he's got the contact gout going on from his proximity to the 'cheese'... 110
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 30/04/2026PUTTHEFUKKINGBRIBES IN THE BAAAASKET! 140
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Yep. It's crooked, contested and harrowing to be around. 010
makreljohnson.bsky.social @makreljohnson.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Someone needs to update this set... What about those LEGO masters we've seen doing some masterful administration trolling? 110
