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@makeupaguy.bsky.social
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guy who makes up guys ♡ please send submissions in DMs ♡ I don’t do promotions ♡ this account is run by one of the admins of the original twitter account ♡

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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
but I did attach an image
screenshot of the above makeupaguy post also including a reply from leonaidon
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
>be a made up guy >can only speak and type in 4chan greentext format >mfw
cropped photo of the makeupaguy profile photo’s face
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
bi who is biblically accurate holy fucking shit
the biblically accurate bisexual, a man wearing multiple bi flags of different sizes, along with a suit of the same colors
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Malcolm in the Middle
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Indeed it is even though it was just a random guy I added to my notes
Discord message that says “Guy who make entire game hide gay parents”
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
get a load of this guy
Photo of David Schwimmer smiling and pointing behind himself with his thumb
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
This user has also played as:
playboy farti
Eugene Worgenshmecker
Kristopher McDonald’s
zavey >w<
eminem
fluffernutter
cute submissive underage e-girl
jKatsuki
Eminem
Kendrick Lamar
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
check out this sick curry i made two weeks ago
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
guy whose ??? fell
A screenshot of Pokémon Yellow for the Game Boy. The enemy is a level 22 Doduo with medium health. The player has a yellow, black, and orange glitch Pokémon named 999999 9. On the bottom of the screen there is text that says “Enemy DODUO’s” followed by some glitch characters, which are then followed by “fell!”
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
guy who thinks this is bullshit
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
guy who drinks gender fluid out of the trans mug
mug with the colors of the trans flag on it
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Guy who put an almost 10 million dollar bounty on Emmet from The Lego Movie
A Facebook marketplace listing with a Lego minifigure of Emmet from The Lego Movie as the thumbnail. The price for it is $9,999,999 The title of the listing starts with the word “Wanted” before being cut off.
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
guy who is surprised they put walter white in pokemon
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
this guy!! <3
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
ok hold on putting u in the bag rn
a large plastic bag with two plastic skeletons inside of it
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
guy
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
guy who is gonna be waiting a while for their pizza
Domino’s Tracker: Your delivery expert, Anthony, left the store and is 722 minutes away!
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
guy whose gender is this
A bathroom sign that has a symbol of a person on it. The left half of the person has a dress, but the right half does not. The sign says “Whichever”
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
hbo max blocks screenshots even when I use the snipping tool AND firefox AND ublock which is a fucking first. i will never understand streaming services blocking the ability to take screensots. that's literally free advertising for your show right there. HOW THE HELL IS SOMEBODY GONNA PIRATE YOUR SHOW THROUGH SCREENSHOTS, JACKASS?

somewhere out there is a guy who meticulously takes screenshots of every individual frame of his favorite tv shows and then painstakingly etches each one onto a roll of film which he puts into his old timey projector and recreates the footage as a silent film with his own lavishly hand-lettered dialogue cards and original score that he plays on his upright piano and charges audiences one shiny penny a play. at last, big media has finally outsmarted ol' Zachary Zoetrope
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
these are Chet (left) and Ken (right) and they’re a gay couple currently looking to adopt a child
Two mannequins are on a stand on a clothing store. The one on the left, named Chet, is wearing a blue button up shirt, blue jeans, and white shoes. The one on the right, named Ken, is wearing beige pants, a white shirt, black shoes, and has a hoodie tied around his torso
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
this one, apparently his name is Bob
A bald smiling Lego mini figure wearing blue pants and a long-sleeve red shirt.
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
a brown penguin from club penguin using a yellow fish to catch an even bigger red fish. the penguin is on his back, having successfully caught the giant fish, with it cracking through the ice fishing hole. a can of worms next to the penguin has also been knocked over.
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
guy who has an amazing conversation starter
If you had to poop in the shower, would you: 1. Poop into your hand and throw it into the toilet, or, 2. Poop into the drain and wafflestomp it down.
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
guy who likes making very small shoes with their 3D printer
A photo of an extremely small black plastic shoe
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
guy who lost a lot of money at poker last night
Photo of a screaming Budgett Frog
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
guy whose poker face looks like this
A photo of the budgett frog, a large wide-mouthed frog. He has a very wide smile.
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
guy who has a counter like this in the top right of their vision at all times (they’re a Minecraft YouTuber)
“Days until Pics Leaked: 18. Steal Kaneshiro’s Heart”
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
sorry what was that
A bottle of acetone
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Photo of a cat captioned with “ah! so sorry!”
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
guy who is an Al enthusiast
Photo of “Weird Al” Yankovic
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
guy who yearns to own the giant battery on top of the Walmart battery display stands
A photo of a display at Walmart with batteries stocked with in it. There is text on top of one of the sides that says “Battery Center.” In the center on the very top is a large fake Duracell battery used for display.”
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
guy who says they’re dating the sam walton ai hologram at the walmart museum
Photo of the Sam Walton AI hologram, located in the Walmart Museum.
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
homestuck

guy who will yuri post
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Photo of the makeupaguy profile picture, which is a guy giving a thumbs up. "Guy who" "Bottom Text"
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
guy who saw that easter has landed on 4/20 this year, so they’re smoking that easter grass
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
i thought of both of these things while making up the guy, but neither of them were the inspiration
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
guy who i don’t know but they’re in aisle I7 if you’re curious
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
HIS NAME IS DAME DA NE GUY
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
creeper milk
Image of a milk carton with a green cap, containing green milk.
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
???????
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
guy who is fucking livid
Tweet from the GameStop Twitter account. “An update from Nintendo. Pre-orders for Nintendo Switch 2 in the US will not start April 9th, 2025 in order to assess the potential impact of tariffs and evolving market conditions. Nintendo will update timing at a later date. The launch date of June 5, 2025 is unchanged. GameStop will continue to work closely with Nintendo and provide updates as soon as more information becomes available. Stay tuned for further details. Learn more about the Nintendo Switch 2 at gamestop.com/switch2
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
thanks club penguin journey
Screenshot of the player card of a Club Penguin mascot "Jet Pack Guy" taken on Club Penguin Journey. He is missing his jet pack and is just named "Guy" as part of the ongoing April Fools update.
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
guy whose file transfer loading bar is going the wrong way and has started to go even further beyond
Screenshot of a file transfer process on a computer. The loading bar is going to the left instead of the right and has gotten so long that it has gone off-screen.
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
A bookshelf with various items on it including video games, consoles, posters, controllers, etc. There is an Aisle A2 sign from Walmart on top of it.
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
guy who doesn’t get why people are complaining about the price of eggs when they’re only $1.24
Screenshot of the Walmart app, showing the page for chocolate marshmallow eggs, which have a price of $1.24.
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
guy who drinks cereal out of a milk filled mop bucket
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
when i say bunny suit i mean one of these btw, not one of those playboy bunny suits
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
guy who clearly cant make up their fucking mind
There are two books on a shelf written by Doctor Seuss. The first one is called “It’s Not Easy Being a Bunny,” while the second one is called “It’s better being a bunny.”
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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
guy who would like to say happy three year anniversary to this exchange
Screenshot of a Twitter thread posted by makeupaguy. “Guy who prefers to eat glue sticks over regular glue because they like the chewy texture and glue sticks taste sweeter.” The account replies with “This guy was made from personal experience. Sincerely, Glue Eating Admin” There are two more replies from makeupaguy, posted by another admin on the account. The first reply says “What the Fuck.” The second reply says “guy who had a really really good guy in mind but completely forgot upon being hit with glue eating admin”
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