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jake gyllenhole

@makeitvyzee.bsky.social
2K followers 890 following 2.4K posts

gay person in your phone | gadigal (sydney), australia

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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 3h
sat on a dick this morning
a photo of a lime bike I road this morning with a penis drawn on the saddle
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 16h
just bought a ticket on a resale marketplace and the seller told me they bought their ticket on a resale marketplace so they don’t have it???
Trixie Mattel in drag with the caption “I’m calling the police”
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
haven’t posted in 4 days but good night
A photo of Taylor swift with the caption “She looks like her blood-testing startup just raised over $700 million from prominent investors but the technology is dubious”
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Stream heavy weight
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
gm
a meme featuring characters from ape escape with the text let's make like a banana and go straight up my ass overlaid
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lost 2 water bottles in 1 week
A photo of a lady in a blue shirt helping an older lady with a walker in a pink shirt
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i love little gay pictures in my phone
A woman sitting at an outdoor table smiles as a man pours white wine into her glass. The image reads, A bit more
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
when the group fitness class instructor plays an acoustic version of a popular song during the cooldown
Stony’s (@urdadsfleshlight.bsky.social) gooning face
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
twink does biceptember challenge (impossible)
Me flexing my bicep. I am shirtless (scandalous) with grey sweatpants on. A calendar emoji covers my face
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NSW is now offering official Harry Potter house license plates…
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yay
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Proof it was speedo sunday
A photo of myself in a speedo standing on the beach. The speedo is dark green. A smiling sunglasses emoji obscures my face. I am holding an empty Coke Zero bottle
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this healed me
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
first Speedo day of the summer yaaasss
3D render of the character Waluigi wearing a purple bikini and sunglasses on a beach, holding a red lollipop.
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
physically not prepared for new music friday tomorrow
Madonna holding a sign that says gay
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
sick in bed today
photo of lady gaga’s Instagram live with the comment “she’s died” whilst she’s sleeping
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I have one but it’s for wine bottles
Twitter screenshot of a gay man who is photoshopped to hell with text: Nothing better than a glass of #RedWine...
Except maybe #Men
#Yep #ImGay
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
now hold up…
skrillex’s display photo on Apple Music. He’s kinda hot
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It makes me wanna throw my life away 'Cause I feel different on the mark Something new and undiscovered And something kind of violent Daring to fail and bein' ugly I'm inspired and alive
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
happy Rebecca Black day to all those who celebrate
A photo of Rebecca black in a white bra and panties. She has huge fake breasts on. She is holding a plastic water bottle in her left hand with fake nails on her fingers
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
oh it’s perfect
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
make some noise
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
proof I did it and it was actually pretty good???
a photo of myself shirtless in the gym locker room. There is a screenshot of a 5:01am alarm covering my face
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
and Boston is number 4
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
it’s number 1 here too 😭
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I normally like the cold but wow this Sydney spring weather is a welcome change
Nicole Kidman mediating in front of plants with the text “Sunday” overlaid
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
going to try be a 6am gym person tomorrow, I’ll report back
SpongeBob mean reading “she knew they was gonna play in her face but did it anyway”
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’m right behind you!
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Instagram stories are a prison, bluesky is my canvas
A photo of Troye Sivan in drag showing pits
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
especially him
Robert Irwin’s bonds underwear photoshoot. He’s wearing white bonds underwear with a snake on his shoulders
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
good night
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
she really tried
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
going out to dinner at 5pm
a photo of Caitlyn Jenner edited to look like the evil queen
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
wait who said that
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
this is my new comfort video
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
suddenly feel like streaming c,xoxo again
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
didn’t really wanna go to work so I compromised by going to work
A photo of Gwen Stefanie in a music video with a comment that says Gwen isn’t acting here. This is real pain
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
a photo of Lana del Rey’s album lust for life but it has been edited to say Lust only
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
blue state ass travel history
a map of the USA showing I've been to NY, CO, CA and WA
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
listening to the new troye sivan song on a bike in the sun doing wonders for my serotonin
a photo of Caroline polachek on a lime bike
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
haven’t seen any prompts on here recently
Carly Rae Jensen sitting at a computer
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
one of my teeth feels different and now I can’t unfeel it
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
He’s sending mixed messages
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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Jonathan Bailey has hit a second oomf
a screenshot of a Jonathan Bailey bot messaging me on bluesky
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