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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall

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please forgive me. i havn’t run an airline before

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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 12h
oh my god get a grip
bluesky post:
He invited Iran to attack 2 large US cities. It's his false flag to cancel the midterms. Nuke a couple blue cities here in the US and blame Iran. He's teeing it up.
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 15h
but
threshold kids. MR BONES hollers ‘everyone wants the big chair, meg!’
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
everything old is new again
twitter fail whale
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
katie britt looking on in horror
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
cady telling aaron it’s time to wake up the green day guy
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it’s gonna be may
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this place was our cathedral these strangers were our friends #GoCats
2022 bourbon county brand stout, poured into 25oz tankard with northwestern logo, jet black in glass with bubbly dark khaki head
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
somebody who’s not blocked for defending african women, please get this dipshit’s comment
paradigmatic white khiver
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
how in god’s name would you have jahmyr gibbs AND bijan robinson
yahoo!
Week 4 RB rankings
If you have Jahmyr Gibbs and Bijan Robinson, things can't be going much better with your fantasy lineup this season.
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
good morning
katie britt looking on in horror
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
‘why do you think it’s run by a man called rumsfeld?’
tim curry in clue
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
imagine skipping columbus day like this
it’s anti-italian discrimination
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it’s gonna be may
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
katie britt looking on in horror
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
katie britt looking on in horror
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
katie britt looking on in horror
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
‘you can’t. he’s too dangerous.’ ‘i know. i know. but we’re down ten points nationally. we don’t have a choice anymore.’ a heavy steel door creaks slowly open ‘well, gentlemen. if you’ve come to me, the situation must be… BAAAAAAAAAD’
demon sheep from carly fiorina 2010 senate ad
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i’m blocked by aaron rodericks now jimmy mcnulty: what the fuck did i do?
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
katie britt looking on in horror
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
katie britt looks on in horror dot png
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
even C-SPAN has no way to describe this scene but with the cold and hard and purely neutral facts
phone photo of C-SPAN youtube video of eric schmitt faceplanting, titled ‘sen schmitt confuses hawks and hawkeyes while accusing jack smith of perjury’
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should not have described it
me: Do you know Grok?

bot: I am America, a U.S. government information service. I help with official federal services, benefits, and how-to steps.

I do not have information about other chat products. If you have a government question (passports, benefits, taxes, agencies, or similar), ask that and I can point you to official sources.me: If you don't have information how do you know Grok is a chatbot?

you: I do not have official U.S. government information about Grok, and I should not have described it.
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it’s playing dumb
me: Has it happened yet?

bot: I don't know what "it" refers to.

Please say the specific government service, program, deadline, or event you mean, and i'll check official sources.
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
uh oh
America.gov

me: Has Secretary Hegseth stopped drinking?

bot: (highlighting added) I cannot verify that. (end highlighting) Official sources list Pete Hegseth as Secretary of War. They do not report his personal drinking habits.
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
okay, wow. touchy
brief conversation with america.gov chatbot:

me: Why is Tommy Tuberville like that?

bot: I don't provide political commentary or opinions about elected officials.

If you have a question about a federal government service, benefit, or official process, I can help with that.
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
republicans:
ralph wiggum, alone at the back of a bus: (chuckles) i’m in danger
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this SNF liveskeet brought to you by new mexico
la cumbre/cannonball creek spectator sport IPA can, poured into old school new belgium goblet, clear straw yellow with fluffy white head
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
dennis miller on monday night football
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
that’s human capital baby, and it’s why this guy is now a three-time (nonconsecutive) spirit employee of the month
WORLD > AMERICAS • 2 MIN READ
Air Canada pilot flew passengers for years with a fake pilot's license, police say
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oh my god enough
"We had them under investigation," Trump said. "They were looking to do big damage to our fort."
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
‘we have mr beast at home’
dr jacob haywood, a thin-faced chinless man with a salt and pepper beard and glasses, making the mr beast face
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
not trying to fight anyone but this is objectively wrong
What I find so frustrating about this election is that I think a Democratic advantage of +8-10 is actually very plausible at this point, which would be an undeniable landslide, and still probably not enough to actually win most of the key senate races.
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i haven’t assumed anything, margaret. this is who you’re boosting
screenshot from concerned women for america legislative action committee, text follows: 

SO YOU THINK YOU ARE PRO-CHOICE?

If you are, you must reconcile with the reality of the choice you are supporting.

VIDEO 1: THE REALITY OF ABORTION
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING VIDEO CONTAINS GRAPHIC IMAGES OF ABORTION VICTIMS. VIEWER DISCRETION IS STRONGLY ADVISED.
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
katie dippold in the recently unearthed second babadook party picture
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
brad pitt in fury. i don’t remember what he’s saying here
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
sad!
patrilo123’s post feed, which is just one unsuccessful attempt to get yashar ali’s attention and two unsuccessful attempts to get acyn’s attention
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
go ‘cats
25oz northwestern wildcats logo beer mug filled with two southern tier maple warlock imperial pumpkin stouts, black in glass with rocky off-white head
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cohen is a ghost
@skullmandible

most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns

12/12/13, 5:50 PM
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
happy friday everyone
timestamp: Monday 5:06 PM

incoming text: Oh ffs

outgoing text: I can tell this is going to be a very stupid week
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
cardboard bus
1 oz tequila 
1 oz cappelletti 
1 oz mr black coffee liqueur
1 oz lemon juice

shake and serve in coupe or nick & nora glass
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
and how!
assassin’s creed valhalla 80% off on steam
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
when you can’t figure out who a post is for, it’s usually for the poster. my guess, one of hegseth’s underlings is feuding with a machine cultist
Department of War CTO
@DoW... •14h S
The United States will NEVER be an effective altruist country.

(image of donald trump with a raised fist, text reading ‘AMERICANISM, NOT EFFECTIVE ALTRUISM!’ superimposed)
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
cartoon panel, guests at a 1920s cocktail party

‘well i heard he’s some kind of harsh metaphor’

‘what?’
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
make him prove he can beat you deep. smart
underneath receiver asking what he did to get bracketed like this on a busted 12-yard in as the ball sails over his head and his two new friends’ heads
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i need a bigger screen
the same big block of text reply over and over
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
expedition 33’s esquie
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
jeopardy category: anal bum cover
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
tough break i’m waiting it out here
the well-lit room from alan wake
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
raylan givens, with one handgun per hand, looking more justified than anybody has ever been
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