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Woken Meter

@makeiteepy.bsky.social
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Your #1 source to tell if a game is woke (well rested)! Fighting against the 'staying up until 4am' ideology! PARODY ACCOUNT Run by Anonymous.

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Woken Meter @makeiteepy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
MELATONIN This game takes place in dreams. TBH I haven't actually played this game. 10/10. Have a good rest Melatonin Person.
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Woken Meter @makeiteepy.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
for april fools I am awake at midnight 0/10 I should go to sleep.
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Woken Meter @makeiteepy.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
RUBATO In addition to the quoted tweet, the main characters sleep halfway through the story due to it being late and them being tired. 9/10. Good rest is important.
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Woken Meter @makeiteepy.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
sorry I was eepy
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Woken Meter @makeiteepy.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
WORLD OF GOO Not only are you not allowed to go to sleep, in order to win certain levels you need to wake goo up! This is outrageous! 0/10 the goo should remain sleeping.
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Woken Meter @makeiteepy.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
POKÉMON LEGENDS Z-A While you can sleep in this game, it is not only optional, but actually detrimental. You are required to stay up all night battling other trainers in battle zones. 0/10 These kids are teenagers, they need to sleep. My wish is that everyone in the city sleeps on time.
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Woken Meter @makeiteepy.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
RHYTHM DOCTOR While the player themselves cannot sleep, a major theme of the game involves the consequences of overworking, and the tiredness coming from it. Many characters are given doctor's orders to rest. 8/10. Details how bad it can be if you don't sleep. The doctors need more sleep though.
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Woken Meter @makeiteepy.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
VVVVVV You cannot sleep in this game. 0/10. I prescribe 600k seconds of sleep in the gravitron.
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Woken Meter @makeiteepy.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
PLANTS VS. ZOMBIES The player itself does not sleep due to the constant zombie attacks. The mushrooms do sleep during the day, but you can force them awake with coffee. 2/10. I will feed all the zombies destroying angels so that the player can sleep without threat of zombie.
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Woken Meter @makeiteepy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
UNDERTALE There are several beds you can sleep in in the game. While optional, I appreciate the ability to be well rested. 7/10. Some of the music is also the type that could put you to sleep through calmness.
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Woken Meter @makeiteepy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I approve.
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Woken Meter @makeiteepy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
PEGGLE You cannot sleep in this game. 0/10. I am going to peg Peggle to the bed and force them to sleep.
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Woken Meter @makeiteepy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
SUPER MARIO BROS. 2 The entire game takes place in a dream. 10/10. Mario is so well rested, fully ready for the day ahead. No wonder he can enthusiastically exhibit theory when he says 'Lets-a-go'.
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Woken Meter @makeiteepy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
UNBEATABLE The main character commonly complains about being unable to sleep. There is also a character named 'Rest' and I approve of this name. 5/10. A game spoiler may or may not change the score, it will be encoded below in base 64.
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Woken Meter @makeiteepy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
POWERWASH SIMULATOR You cannot sleep in this game. 0/10. I prescribe 5 days of sleepy time.
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Woken Meter @makeiteepy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I may need to increase my score due to this. I am sorry for my misinformation.
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Woken Meter @makeiteepy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
STARDEW VALLEY You are required to sleep every night, and are forced to go to sleep at 2am no matter where you are. Trying to go to sleep past midnight leaves less energy for you in the day tomorrow. 9.5/10. Forces you to be well rested, and gives consequences for not being well rested.
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Woken Meter @makeiteepy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
MINECRAFT There are consequences for not sleeping in this game through Phantoms. However, this game also teaches that you can stay awake by literally fighting sleep. This is very harmful. 5/10 for showing the consequences of not sleeping, but still this low for being able to ignore/fight them.
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Woken Meter @makeiteepy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
GEOMETRY DASH You cannot sleep in this game. 0.5/10. Technically user created content can allow sleeping, so I will grant mercy with a half point. I will forcefully tuck it into bed, forcefully give it a bedtime story, and forcefully give it a good night's kiss.
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Woken Meter @makeiteepy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
PROJECT SEKAI (HATSUNE MIKU: COLORFUL STAGE) Has an entire group dedicated to making music at 1 am. Many characters talk about not sleeping enough. 3/10. They need to sleep for a week straight.
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Woken Meter @makeiteepy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
IN STARS AND TIME: Character sleeps regularly, but the effectiveness of the sleep diminishes. Some loop deaths are stated to be akin to "a good sleep" 6/10. Character is semi-rested, but needs better sleep, especially the further in the game you get.
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