Major Bombs @majorbombs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Who wants to just hang out with me while I rip butt? 2233
Major Bombs @majorbombs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I stink, boys. I need someone to come filter these farts for me so I don’t have to smell them. 1244
Major Bombs @majorbombs.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Gooners: Always record and post your cum shots so your buddies can sperm with you. 2182
Major Bombs @majorbombs.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Let’s be clear. I wasn’t even giving you an order, I was just telling you what I want to do to you. Your subby little brain just said “how high.” 😏 120
Major Bombs @majorbombs.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Sorry man I’m pretty gassy. Sucks you chose today to be my computer chair. 💨 2284
Major Bombs @majorbombs.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I need someone to sniff these ice cream farts up for me so I don’t have to smell them. 1284
Major Bombs @majorbombs.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Too lazy to get up. Put your nose in there pledge. 💨 0152
Major Bombs @majorbombs.bsky.social · 26/05/2026My buddy got me so fucking goony telling me what he’s gonna do to me. Watch me sperm my brain cells out bro. 1212
Major Bombs @majorbombs.bsky.social · 18/03/2026You brave enough to get your face in there dude? 2478
Major Bombs @majorbombs.bsky.social · 16/03/2026I can’t stop doing pumpies on my penis bro, help 😵💫 3251
Major Bombs @majorbombs.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Gassy and gooning. My guts are fuckin’ rancid today, boys. Who wants it? 4344
Major Bombs @majorbombs.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Hey bro, there’s a rumor going around you… sniff farts? 1344
Major Bombs @majorbombs.bsky.social · 10/11/2025What you see the moment before I start my 8-hour work day on my new favorite cushion. 4332
Major Bombs @majorbombs.bsky.social · 19/10/2025You know what would be really romantic? A nice kiss on the cheek 😈 2345
Major Bombs @majorbombs.bsky.social · 11/10/2025It genuinely smells like a locker room in my shorts. 🐽 6445
Major Bombs @majorbombs.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Rub your face in my sweaty chest and pits after a workout. I don’t need a towel boy. I need a towel, boy 😏 3623
Major Bombs @majorbombs.bsky.social · 28/09/2025POV: Your final moment before I spend a long Sunday watching football on your face. 1425
Major Bombs @majorbombs.bsky.social · 21/09/2025Ripping ass makes me horny. Why does ripping ass make me horny? 4639
Major Bombs @majorbombs.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Garlicky pizza farts. They smell A LOT worse than they sound 😈 2395
Major Bombs @majorbombs.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Push AND cardio in one day. I REEK. Sniff up my pheromones, boys 🐽 5517
Major Bombs @majorbombs.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Pizza farts 🤢 Why don’t you filter them for me, bro? 4418
Major Bombs @majorbombs.bsky.social · 12/09/2025I’d definitely consider it. I’d musk it up good for ya 😈 020
Major Bombs @majorbombs.bsky.social · 12/09/2025I never talk about tickling enough online I love that shit. Probably the balls of my feet, my pits, and my taint. Need someone to put that to the test 😏 130
Major Bombs @majorbombs.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Definitely volume, then smell, then length. If it’s loud, it’s always humiliating when you rip in someone’s face 😈 110
Major Bombs @majorbombs.bsky.social · 06/09/2025quote this post with a video that makes you think “damn i shoot huge loads” 😮💨 (Excuse the goony nerd mantra 🤣) 1346
Major Bombs @majorbombs.bsky.social · 26/08/2025What’s the best ass pic in your camera roll? (Maybe blue is my color) 1273
Major Bombs @majorbombs.bsky.social · 24/08/2025My “friend” (a mean bully) made me give myself a wedgie after a night out 🥲🤓 2368
Major Bombs @majorbombs.bsky.social · 21/08/2025This actually smelled really bad I had to walk away for a second 🤣 want it in your face next time buddy? 4376
Major Bombs @majorbombs.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Who wants to come watch this with me? I can’t find the remote. 1294
Major Bombs @majorbombs.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Really need a face in there. Anyone willing to sacrifice their sense of smell? 😈💨 4545