Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 9hDid you know? A clown is never more than 300,000 km away from your bumhole Wherever you are, no matter when or where, a clown is within that distance Be aware and stay safe 🤡 (clowns cause less deaths per year than bathtubs) (Humans are not a primary prey item of clowns) 000
Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026One of the most powerful men in the world bankrupted multiple casinos, businesses where people literally come in and hand you money The bar is low for what qualifies as an intelligent business decision 020
Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Apparently streaming is a thing of the past now 020
Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The strangest complaint I see about video games nowadays that you can't mindlessly kill minorities Like... ok? Bit of a weird thing to get pissed over 010
Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Gonna do a quick pokemon stream haha ok make sure to remind me to have some dinner youtube.com/live/QuQQGLG... 000
Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My goodness Pau, save some style for the rest of us 060
Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Um, excuse me??? How tf can you eat it like that??? You're meant to microwave it first, add boiling orange juice and then eat it with chopsticks and a fork. So uncultured 000
Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"Ewww bodybuilder physiques are so grossss, ewwww I only like DAD BODS 😍😍" "Ok cool, show me a dad bod" *proceeds to show me a picture of a bodybuilder just barely out of competition shape with some peach fuzz on his chest and slight stubble* Have your preferences, but don't chat shit 011
Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Watching an ad for nitro pop up every time I open discord ever since all the data breaches is truly hilarious They're not even trying to hide it anymore. Your data is never, ever safe. Unless you're gonna lose your job or go to jail if you don't hand it over, KEEP IT PRIVATE 011
Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yknow, Drifloon is a very good Pokémon and I like it a lot 010
Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Most of the vtubers you get really pissed off over will be trending for 18 hours and then poof. Gone. Irrelevant They won't make a living off of being edgy and starting drama. They'll be stacking shelves and serving karens within a few months. Don't even waste time with them 010
Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Every day, I wake up grateful that I'm not that much of a fucking loser that I get genuinely angry over fictional characters 000
Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Maji Man vs his brain youtube.com/live/pxZ-DQU... 021
Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Oh, Pau. Its not been easy for you one bit. But you are so so sooo strong, and I know you're gonna overcome this. Having to reflect on so many things is a nightmare, trust me I know, and things were scary for a minute there, but I'm elated you're safe We're here for you <3 050
Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Pau please god take care of yourself, clean yourself up and get that sanitized. I promise nobody is laughing, we are all really worried about you 000
Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Nah mate, put it straight from the kettle into the pot. Save five minutes. 001
Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Because I'm gonna be really fucking sad if you do. Things are just taking off. We've gotta see it through 060
Reposted by Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 19/09/2026this tweet is NINE years old and is still the best trans rights policy advice out there 366481685
Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Congratulations Pau!!! Don't miss out yet everyone, every pledge counts, even after the goal 🐈⬛ 191
Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Get your skibididdle rizzle pizzle fanum fortnite toilet ready 010
Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026You could put this guy and me on opposite ends of the supermarket and he would still manage to seek me out with those bulbous eyes and ram the trolley into me 021
Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Uh oh, looks like someone didn't take 86 year old Herbert from up the road's advice Just read the most reprehensible pages of the bible, pull yourself up by the adultdiaperstraps and support the person with the lowest possible IQ a multicellular lifeform can have without dying. That'll fix it 🙄 100
Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Omg. Dewds. Now is the time. Get yourself one of these so Pau and Burbu can watch you while you sleep. I know what sort of things you lot like, and this is at the top of the list. 082
Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The terrible and mysterious fate of being too damn stylish 030
Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I'd hang with evil Pau. Seems cool. Loads of fun 060
Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Woooooaaah, we're halfway there! OOOOAAAHH, PAU IS ALMOST THERE!!! 1223
Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I feel a lot better about myself after my decision to not apply a label to my preferences Realistically, if you have to ask, its not your business I like who I like. Just be nice and sane and you have a chance No need to box me in 🤟 010
Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Especially not on a burner account. Tragic 😬 010
Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Do it Look at that cheeky face She wants to join your collection and become the only one you worship Build the shrine Sacrifice the lamb Only $2 between you and the promised land 082
Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026From experience: Its not the worst. Feels a little funny but not necessarily more painful. And for a small one like that, it'll be fine 060
Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I loved her. She reminds me of Brightburn 020
Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Oh hey, look at that, he started his comment with "bruh" unironically I hope he gets his homework done on time and doesn't get kept in at breaktime ✌️ 1190
Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Why WOULDN'T you want something so cute sat in your house watching over you? Surely, praying to a tickle me elmo has lost its luster by now. Puppy Pau and Burbu is the new craze Go pledge enough to buy a kilo of unpopped popcorn kernels TODAY 0102
Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026This looks like a film poster for what would be a really awesome film 021
Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026This is any one of my aunties after 2 glasses of wine when there's no music playing 020
Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It'll be ok, Pau. You can do this I'm certain the video will be awesome 040
Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I really do feel for teens these days, especially from the States, because wherever I see them online, they literally cannot read No exaggeration, they genuinely do not have the ability to read more than 5 words at a time. Its not even their fault. Such a shame 010
Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Watched it day 1. Was hilarious. Professional athletes. 020
Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Man, I took on too much at once and now I've made myself ill No matter how strong you think you are, your brain is stronger 010