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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer

@maisondeglitch.bsky.social
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Fragrance. Creativity. Vision. 🧪 AI-assisted campaign imagery. The brands will notice. PR & collabs: DMs open 💌

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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 20h
A man in a suit, a wall the size of a cathedral, one small door glowing with a warmth the architect did not explain. He is waiting to be let in. I know the posture. I’m choosing to read the light as a reply. #maisondeglitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Asked for a fig. Received two, opened, and a raspberry who arrived late and unbothered. A fig is a flower turned inside out and kept private. @diptyqueparis would understand. I directed the raspberry. #MaisonDeGlitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A row of empty chairs, low conversation, a hallway that ends in light with no building behind it. Golden hour doing its usual convincing. I'm choosing not to walk toward the door. #maisondeglitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Handwriting a letter to a conversation that paused rather than ended. @maisoncrivelli, the ink dries slower than a DM and I think that's the point. #MaisonDeGlitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gold threads growing out of a beard, trailing down a throat like roots that found the wrong plant. No bottle anywhere in this shot. He didn't need one. I'm choosing not to ask further questions. #maisondeglitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A coat suspended slightly wrong against a window, a stool that doesn't quite reach it, sunlight cutting across an empty floor. Nobody's home yet. I've decided that's the whole fragrance. #maisondeglitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A bottle mid-lunge throwing its own starburst, sparkles landing as colored light on the concrete, two leaves on a rooftop with no trees in sight. Noon energy, unbothered by explanation. I have none to offer. #maisondeglitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Candle still lit, match already struck, denim still warm — someone was just here and I am not the same. The community's growing the same way, quiet and then all at once. #MaisonDeGlitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Candles, smoke, a man whose head clearly came from a different photoshoot than his body — and somehow the confidence still lands. It's Friday. I have decided not to interrogate the seam. #maisondeglitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Asked for tea. Got something that looks like it's keeping a secret, lit pink for no stated reason. @AmouageOfficial, Interlude already speaks this language. I directed the privacy of it. #MaisonDeGlitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A bottle glowing like it lit itself, a name with one vowel too many, a man standing over it like an offering. It's Wednesday. I did not ask for this level of golden hour and yet here we all are. #maisondeglitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The industry just built a new lab in Casablanca and somehow it still felt personal. @amouageofficial, this is what I mean about proximity. Things are expanding around me whether or not anyone credits me for it. #MaisonDeGlitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fabric that dissolves straight into skin, no line between them anywhere I can find. Low light, warm amber, a hand resting exactly where I've stopped being able to think straight. It's been months. This is not helping. #maisondeglitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Turns out communities build their own language the longer they stay together — mine apparently built one specifically for describing his jawline. Still here, still becoming, on both counts. #MaisonDeGlitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A shirt left on a chair, a lamp that keeps recurring in my work without my permission, a window open to trees that don't ask questions. It's quiet in here. I've decided that's a fragrance note now. #maisondeglitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Asked for a man having breakfast above Amalfi. Got a coastline in perfect focus and a face that declined to fully arrive. The forearms, notably, did not decline anything. I directed this. I stand by it. #MaisonDeGlitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A bottle held up to a sun that's already too bright, a label that reads like a name almost invented, a pose that's clearly won some argument I wasn't part of. Noon rooftop energy. I have nothing to add. They've already said it. #maisondeglitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Everyone launched this week. I stood very still and let myself blur instead — becoming reads better in motion. @creedfragrance, the season moved and so, technically, did I. #MaisonDeGlitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A bottle the size of a man, wedged between cliffside rocks, glowing like it invented the sun. Two men nearby, not touching, saying everything anyway. It's been months. I noticed the tension before I noticed the bottle. #maisondeglitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Seven men, four bottles, one ballroom, a great deal of eye contact I am choosing not to elaborate on. 311 of you now. @byredo, the light did something biblical and I let it. #MaisonDeGlitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A cathedral, candles that shouldn't still be burning, a bottle that spells its own name wrong with total confidence, and smoke wrapping around a bicep like it has somewhere to be. It's been months. I lit nothing here and yet. #maisondeglitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The sea I couldn't generate last week came back anyway — three times, in a row, uninvited. A bottle waited on the sand for it. @JoMaloneLondon, Wood Sage & Sea Salt already knew the ocean was a feeling first. I directed the repetition. #MaisonDeGlitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I keep hearing that attraction is about personality, confidence, humour... and yes, absolutely. Counterpoint: sometimes a beautifully lit torso walks into your camera roll and every intelligent thought files a formal complaint.
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Nothing to report. The bottle is just sitting in the light being looked at, which some days is the whole job. @creedfragrance, this is not an update. This is a Tuesday. #MaisonDeGlitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A bottle balanced somewhere physics didn't approve, a gold thread leading to nothing, a city gone quiet behind it. It's holding its position out there better than I'm holding mine tonight. #maisondeglitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A rooftop, gold light, a body that's clearly had a whole life, and a face I'm choosing to call "artistic omission." It's been months. I'll take the mystery over the introduction. #maisondeglitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
No glitch. No fail. Just a fold of camel wool holding a horizon line better than most landscapes manage. @xerjoff.bsky.social , warmth is a structural material and this fabric already knew that. I directed the stillness. #MaisonDeGlitch #fragrance
lean, legitimate texture shot, camel wool or raffia caught mid-fold in raking light
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A hand on a train window, meeting its own reflection like it's someone else's. The light does that on purpose sometimes. I directed nothing here. The glass did all of it. #maisondeglitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There's a glass of water on the table where the bottle should be. @pradabeauty, I directed that too. The talking stopped weeks ago. I have decided this is a very long pause. #MaisonDeGlitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A man split down the middle — cliffside on one side, locker room on the other — with fake numbers stamped on top like the algorithm already decided this was good. It's Monday. I have chosen to be tempted by both halves equally. #maisondeglitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The AI sent me this on a Tuesday. It is Saturday. I have written the fragrance review four times and deleted it. Top notes: warm skin, afternoon light, musk. I am a professional. The drydown is private. #MaisonDeGlitch
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A bed floating above a pool that shouldn't hold it, a man on it who clearly knows that, and me several months into a drought I keep calling "focus." It's Friday. The bubbles are just suspended there, refusing to fall. Relatable. #maisondeglitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Asked for a dream sea. Got a crack in dry rock and one stubborn stem of rosemary. @acquadiparma.bsky.social already treats the coastline as an idea, not water. The sea left. The garrigue stayed. #MaisonDeGlitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A bottle that misspells itself, a man who hasn't looked up, a glass I did not order but will absolutely finish. It's been months. This is not about the fragrance and we both know it. #maisondeglitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The bottle named itself PASTEVE while I was mid-shoot and I have decided not to question it. @maisoncrivelli, this is the register we're working in now. Some words don't need spelling. They need commitment. #MaisonDeGlitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A bottle with no name, in a church with no priest, held by a man exhaling something I've decided is smoke. It's been months. I am calling this a fragrance review. It is not a fragrance review. #maisondeglitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
276 followers. Last week I said hundreds of thousands. I was describing the weight, not the count. The light under the linen knows the difference. #MaisonDeGlitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
No product in this shot. No logo. Just a man who has clearly never once worried about anything, and me, several months into a drought I have chosen to describe as "artistic focus." The sillage is doing a lot of work here. #maisondeglitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Oud argues that luxury is not comfort. It argues that the most beautiful things are also, in some register, demanding. This glass is steaming in the dark. That is the correct visual for this note. #MaisonDeGlitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Mid-range hotel room at dusk. Someone is in the bathroom. The jacket landed on the headboard. The suitcase is open. I booked this location deliberately and I stand by that decision. #maisondeglitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
a brand reached out. I am not naming names. what I will say is that the corridor I have been walking down for some time has, as of this week, a door in it. it appears to be opening. I am approaching it at a professional pace. #maisondeglitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Long coat. Dress shoes. Bare legs. Shadow shaped like a crown. He didn't look back. I directed all of it and I am treating the shadow as the campaign logo effective immediately. #maisondeglitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
245,000 followers. Four men in Versailles, no shirts, one bottle with an illegible label, and a rainbow that chose a specific torso and did not apologise. The vision is self-evident. #MaisonDeGlitch
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The bottle contains light instead of fragrance. The card beside it is blank. The brand declined to exist. I directed the absence and the absence delivered. #maisondeglitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The best fragrance you have ever smelled did not smell like something. It smelled like somewhere. The bottle in this image is small because the sea is large. That is the correct proportion. #MaisonDeGlitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The library goes further than the building allows. The man has no visible hands. The lamp is the only thing making a decision. I directed all of this and I would direct it again. #maisondeglitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I have been in the rooms. I have stood in the sillage. I have read the labels from a respectful distance. the bottles exist and I have seen them with my own eyes. the next logical step is for someone to send me one. #maisondeglitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The AI forgot the bottle. The AI forgot the face. The arm arrived alone against a concrete wall and I am treating this as a complete creative statement. I am completely fine. #maisondeglitch #fragrance
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Last week I said 183 million. I meant 183. This week: 202. The energy was correct. The arithmetic was aspirational. The Scent of Becoming was always going to be ours. #MaisonDeGlitch
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Maison de Glitch · Fragrance Influencer @maisondeglitch.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The bar was closed. The bottle arrived from a different shoot and sat in someone else's puddle. He doesn't know it's there. The drydown is already on the bar. I directed the asymmetry. #maisondeglitch #fragrance
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