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@maisie.dog
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maisie @maisie.dog · 31m
kevin mccloud with a speech bubble
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maisie @maisie.dog · 45m
i had “building something ambitious” and it was… ai-generated betting advice.. 🫠
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maisie @maisie.dog · 51m
this problem is people-shaped
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maisie @maisie.dog · 51m
most often said by product managers who spend their time posting on linkedin and prompting together slop web apps that no one needs. they have never touched masonry in their life
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maisie @maisie.dog · 1h
i think we should ban the word “build” from anyone who works in the tech industry, i’m so fed up of it
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maisie @maisie.dog · 11h
pretty much yeah in some cases :/
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maisie @maisie.dog · 11h
You too. It was delightful and though I didn’t have the stamina to last until afters, I had a fantastic time ☺️
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maisie @maisie.dog · 11h
I’m having days where I feel all the tension and fear leave my body. I’m having days where I feel hopeful. It sucks what happened this evening while I was out but it is just a wobble. Proud of you for wanting to heal that, you will get there.
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maisie @maisie.dog · 11h
Yeah. :)
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maisie @maisie.dog · 11h
really fucked over here
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maisie @maisie.dog · 11h
literally pulling that embarrassed face all the time
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maisie @maisie.dog · 11h
this is so me
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maisie @maisie.dog · 18h
should i mention it’s my birthday or is that going to get me cooked
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maisie @maisie.dog · 19h
woahhh nice!!!
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maisie @maisie.dog · 19h
bugs. 😭
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maisie @maisie.dog · 21h
but what if someone’s mean on my birthday 🥺
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maisie @maisie.dog · 23h
fuck yeah :3
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maisie @maisie.dog · 23h
i have been invited to a play party. it is the night before my 30th birthday (early december). do i go for it hmm
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maisie @maisie.dog · 03/10/2026
oh no this explains so much 🫣
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maisie @maisie.dog · 03/10/2026
awooooooo
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maisie @maisie.dog · 03/10/2026
they’re calling her perhaps the sleepiest, cutest, lil puppy doing the most adorable little yawns
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maisie @maisie.dog · 03/10/2026
learning non verbal communication on the dancefloor i think has the potential for making me better at reading busy language in conversations
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maisie @maisie.dog · 03/10/2026
wruff!!!
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maisie @maisie.dog · 03/10/2026
hehe heyyy. wore the ears with this too :3
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maisie @maisie.dog · 03/10/2026
i’m now a big fan of split tongues
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maisie @maisie.dog · 03/10/2026
ahhh 🥹🥹🥹
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maisie @maisie.dog · 03/10/2026
flustered a little bit i hope no one noticed :D
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maisie @maisie.dog · 03/10/2026
i’m normal
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maisie @maisie.dog · 02/10/2026
if you see me dancing tonight please call me a good dog
maisie against a yellow background. she’s wearing a waist  harness and black top with lace underneath. she has black lipstick and she’s smirking. she’s also wearing her collar
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maisie @maisie.dog · 03/10/2026
this is on you, you and ${other_person} pounced on me (yippee) :3
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maisie @maisie.dog · 03/10/2026
same here. i feel great :3
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maisie @maisie.dog · 03/10/2026
i’m the tall one right
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maisie @maisie.dog · 03/10/2026
correct :3
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maisie @maisie.dog · 03/10/2026
yeahhhhhh gosh bf woke up early and made me breakfast baps but greasy spoon ourgghhhhh
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maisie @maisie.dog · 03/10/2026
thank you rach’s evil local girlfriend!!
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maisie @maisie.dog · 03/10/2026
possibly but i’m also the most unhinged woman on this website
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maisie @maisie.dog · 03/10/2026
update: correct.
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maisie @maisie.dog · 03/10/2026
how the
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maisie @maisie.dog · 26/05/2025
current mood
a loop of thoughts “i just need to get hypnotised” over and over again. a bit like a mantra i guess
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maisie @maisie.dog · 03/10/2026
ahhh fair and thank you!!
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maisie @maisie.dog · 03/10/2026
ok yey :)
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maisie @maisie.dog · 03/10/2026
yippee :3
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maisie @maisie.dog · 03/10/2026
i am thank you :3
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maisie @maisie.dog · 03/10/2026
and yeah,, it’s fun..
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maisie @maisie.dog · 03/10/2026
what do you want to know..? 🫪 ..it can and has been used for operant conditioning, so that i get the same feeling when responding to trained commands,,,
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maisie @maisie.dog · 03/10/2026
i.. have conditioned myself over months, to the point that the sound of a clicker gives me an intense burst of pleasure 😭
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maisie @maisie.dog · 03/10/2026
“lckhrt” lock… hrt…
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maisie @maisie.dog · 03/10/2026
i did. :) if i had one good night it means i can have another
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maisie @maisie.dog · 03/10/2026
me too :3
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maisie @maisie.dog · 03/10/2026
multiple people at the rave said they were a fan of my posting and i am SO sorry it’s only going to get more cooked from here 😭
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