Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Every response should be, "how many homeless people are in your district?" " how many trans athletes are in your district?" Great, now go sit down and stfu. 010
Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Jesus fucking christ can we please stop the fucking stupid. 000
Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I teleported from the bar to my sofa. My car teleported to the middle of my yard. 020
Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Women getting 5% less than a full day on national women's day seems pretty on brand for this country. 021
Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 16/02/2026I love when someone tells me your voicemail is full. Yep, has been since 2010 011
Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 14/01/2026My phone controls the gate to the property I work at alone so I had to park on the road and walk in. 020
Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Who decided all perfume/cologne commercials have to be produced by first year art school students who just discovered mushrooms? 030
Reposted by Greg PDavid Demchuk 👻 (he/him) 📚 @daviddemchuk.com · 28/11/2025“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits: 1222
Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 16/11/2025How do you explain that you appreciate the invitation to Thanksgiving dinner but there are few things more awkward than knowing 1 person out of 20? 010
Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Anybody else dream they woke up, did the whole morning routine, then actually wake up and be wtf? 000
Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 03/08/2025www.nytimes.com/2025/08/01/s... Because why the fuck notnytimes.com‘Hot Wasps’ Found at Nuclear Facility in South Carolina 010
Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 01/08/2025www.nytimes.com/2025/08/01/b... Fuck Trump and all of them. Burn this country downnytimes.comCorporation for Public Broadcasting Will Shut Down 010
Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 22/05/2025It's the last week of May and we're getting a noreaster with high temps in the fucking 40s 150
Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 16/05/2025www.zmescience.com/science/news... It's sciencezmescience.comOrange Cats Are Genetically Unlike Any Other Mammal and Now We Know WhyThe iconic coats are due to a mutation not seen in other animals. 010
Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Beyond the obvious odious sucking up can we STOP TURNING EVERYTHING INTO A FUCKING VERB? 000
Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Just passed my certified pool and spa operator test. You're never to old to learn. 000
Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 20/04/2025apnews.com/article/lesl... Coolapnews.comLeslie Odom Jr. to reprise his Tony-winning role in 'Hamilton' this fallLeslie Odom Jr., one of the original cast members of the mega-hit Broadway musical “Hamilton,” is coming back for another shot, a role he says “gave me life.” 000
Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Need to hire the marketers that decided on almond milk rather than nut juice. 000
Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Euell Gibbons time has come. Many parts of a pine tree are edible. 000
Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Scrappy kids put on full musical in the barn to save the orphanage. 000
Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 06/04/2025About the time they changed their restaurants from bright and happy kids to depressed middle aged men decor. 010
Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Hummer drivers are happy. Now they can say they don't have the smallest dicks on the road. 022
Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Free joke. Hummer drivers love the cybertruck. It proves they don't have the smallest dicks on the road. 010
Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Reached the age where I either sit down to put on pants or move everything with a sharp corner out of my bedroom. 000
Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 26/03/2025apnews.com/article/supr... Cue maga wailing and gnashing of teethapnews.comSupreme Court upholds Biden rule requiring serial numbers and background checks for ghost gunsThe Supreme Court has upheld a Biden administration firearm regulation on nearly impossible-to-trace ghost guns. 000
Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 25/03/2025pitchfork.com/news/lizzo-t... Interestingpitchfork.comLizzo to Play Sister Rosetta Tharpe in New MovieThe musician is also co-producing Rosetta, a biopic on the godmother of rock’n’roll 010
Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 23/03/2025I don't think staggering into a bar bathroom and holding my dick over sharp metal is a good idea. 010
Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Yay to the things you find when you're about to clock out. (120 gal burst water heater) 020
Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 04/03/2025I swear to God if there's one of him sucking d I'll go break him out myself. 000
Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 04/03/2025I'd watch tonight but apparently I have to get 4 steeds ready for some horsemen. 291
Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Just reported a class where all they talk about is a brown skinned middle eastern man. I reported that they think he walks on water. An obvious dei cult. Guess I'm gonna be on a list somewhere. 110
Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 26/02/2025The only remotely possible upside to cutting national park staff is there won't be as many people to tell idiots not to pet the bison. 010
Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 20/02/2025After an 8 hour plane delay I'm finally in st pete for winter pride 010
Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 19/02/2025My flight is delayed 6 hours. How drunk can I get and still get on the plane? 000
Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 14/02/2025St pete winter pride starts Sunday and runs through the 23rd. I'll be there at the mari Jean hotel the 19th thru the 24th. It's a great place to stay. 000
Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Wolves could eat raw meat. Your teacup poodle/lab/pug mix can't take 3 steps without almost stroking out. 000
Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 06/02/2025This. I thought living through this era was scariest, turns out I was wrong 😔 020