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Greg P

@mainelib.bsky.social
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Never to old to fight fascist c÷nts. Maintenance professional (the real kind with tools and shit) also gay

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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every response should be, "how many homeless people are in your district?" " how many trans athletes are in your district?" Great, now go sit down and stfu.
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Jesus fucking christ can we please stop the fucking stupid.
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I teleported from the bar to my sofa. My car teleported to the middle of my yard.
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Women getting 5% less than a full day on national women's day seems pretty on brand for this country.
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
How I'm spending the evening
Marquee of the Rodgers theatre showing Hamilton in NYC
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I love when someone tells me your voicemail is full. Yep, has been since 2010
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
My phone controls the gate to the property I work at alone so I had to park on the road and walk in.
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Who decided all perfume/cologne commercials have to be produced by first year art school students who just discovered mushrooms?
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
"You'll be visited by 3 spirits." The 3 spirits.
Scene from rocky horror. Tim Curry in the center
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David Demchuk 👻 (he/him) 📚 @daviddemchuk.com · 28/11/2025
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:
Laurie Strode and friends in the original Halloween
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
How do you explain that you appreciate the invitation to Thanksgiving dinner but there are few things more awkward than knowing 1 person out of 20?
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Anybody else dream they woke up, did the whole morning routine, then actually wake up and be wtf?
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/01/s... Because why the fuck not
nytimes.com
‘Hot Wasps’ Found at Nuclear Facility in South Carolina
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/01/b... Fuck Trump and all of them. Burn this country down
nytimes.com
Corporation for Public Broadcasting Will Shut Down
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Having a smoking area in high school.
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Just about every song on bat out of hell.
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
It's the last week of May and we're getting a noreaster with high temps in the fucking 40s
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
www.zmescience.com/science/news... It's science
zmescience.com
Orange Cats Are Genetically Unlike Any Other Mammal and Now We Know Why
The iconic coats are due to a mutation not seen in other animals.
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Zuck: The average American has 3 friends.
Scene from rocky horror
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Beyond the obvious odious sucking up can we STOP TURNING EVERYTHING INTO A FUCKING VERB?
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Just passed my certified pool and spa operator test. You're never to old to learn.
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Tesla is down 7% so far today.
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
apnews.com/article/lesl... Cool
apnews.com
Leslie Odom Jr. to reprise his Tony-winning role in 'Hamilton' this fall
Leslie Odom Jr., one of the original cast members of the mega-hit Broadway musical “Hamilton,” is coming back for another shot, a role he says “gave me life.”
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Ordered the gazpacho and complained the soup was cold.
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Need to hire the marketers that decided on almond milk rather than nut juice.
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I never knew jd Vance was in Abba.
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Euell Gibbons time has come. Many parts of a pine tree are edible.
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Scrappy kids put on full musical in the barn to save the orphanage.
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
About the time they changed their restaurants from bright and happy kids to depressed middle aged men decor.
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Hummer drivers are happy. Now they can say they don't have the smallest dicks on the road.
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Free joke. Hummer drivers love the cybertruck. It proves they don't have the smallest dicks on the road.
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Cocaine so white it got a job it's not qualified for.
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Reached the age where I either sit down to put on pants or move everything with a sharp corner out of my bedroom.
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
apnews.com/article/supr... Cue maga wailing and gnashing of teeth
apnews.com
Supreme Court upholds Biden rule requiring serial numbers and background checks for ghost guns
The Supreme Court has upheld a Biden administration firearm regulation on nearly impossible-to-trace ghost guns.
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
pitchfork.com/news/lizzo-t... Interesting
pitchfork.com
Lizzo to Play Sister Rosetta Tharpe in New Movie
The musician is also co-producing Rosetta, a biopic on the godmother of rock’n’roll
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I don't think staggering into a bar bathroom and holding my dick over sharp metal is a good idea.
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Scene from rocky horror
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Yay to the things you find when you're about to clock out. (120 gal burst water heater)
120 gallon burst water heater
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I swear to God if there's one of him sucking d I'll go break him out myself.
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I'd watch tonight but apparently I have to get 4 steeds ready for some horsemen.
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Just reported a class where all they talk about is a brown skinned middle eastern man. I reported that they think he walks on water. An obvious dei cult. Guess I'm gonna be on a list somewhere.
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
The only remotely possible upside to cutting national park staff is there won't be as many people to tell idiots not to pet the bison.
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
At st pete winter pride and petting ALL the dogs
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
They'll just slap the camaro name on anything.
Generic car calling itself a camaro
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
After an 8 hour plane delay I'm finally in st pete for winter pride
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
My flight is delayed 6 hours. How drunk can I get and still get on the plane?
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
St pete winter pride starts Sunday and runs through the 23rd. I'll be there at the mari Jean hotel the 19th thru the 24th. It's a great place to stay.
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Wolves could eat raw meat. Your teacup poodle/lab/pug mix can't take 3 steps without almost stroking out.
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
This. I thought living through this era was scariest, turns out I was wrong 😔
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Greg P @mainelib.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Yay, I'm a criminal too.
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