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Some git or other jumping over a commonly skipped section. No chats or begging please.

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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 3h
I haven’t exactly rushed to hear any new Bunnymen material since they lost Pete de Freitas. They were my favourite band until that happened.
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 3h
Nah, it’s theft. Blocked.
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 13h
#superherofood The Silver Surf-and-Turfer
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 14h
#TeztunesMonthOfMusic #MusicChallenge 16 - one hit wonder from actor/actress Richard Harris-MacArthur Park Here in the UK Irish actor Harris only had a hit with this one melodramatic number. “Someone left the cake out in the rain I don't think that I can take it 'cos it took so long to bake it”
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MacArthur Park (Edit)
YouTube video by Richard Harris - Topic
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 18h
He then pulled the classic follow up post of “BlueSky users can’t take a joke” out of his backside. I’m scared I’m going to miss more of his hysterically amusing takes now I have Insta blocked him into hell.
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 19h
Sorry, I’m too authentic and real to have even tried the super expensive biscuits of which you speak. My answer is Fruit Shortcakes but only dunked in coffee and only with the tastebuds I had as a child.
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 19h
I went to see Elvis Costello & The Attractions at Liverpool Royal Court the Friday before that and that was bought using birthday money. He did the magic spinning songbook thing, fun night even if I legged it back to Lime Street because Liverpool at night made me paranoid.
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 22h
The Lumière brothers footage of a train arriving at a station, considered one of the earliest movies, was from 1896. That’s only 60 years before Forbidden Planet was made, 70 years ago this year!
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Lumière Bros: Train Arriving at La Ciotat (1896)
ALT: Lumière Bros: Train Arriving at La Ciotat (1896)
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 22h
The weird alien noises supposed to come from the dead Krell civilisation has since lent its name to a whole genre of electronic music composition.
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 23h
I’m in the UK and it’s great that we finally have our own version of SNL over here to bitch about.
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 23h
“I perceive the craic to have increased by seven percent”
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 23h
My first amp - a 15W Demon - had a big reverb tank on a backplate that loved to fall off the amp and scare the shit out of me. I kind of dug the noise though so made (lightly) kicking the amp during an old band’s cover of Bela Lugosi’s Dead a part of the intro.
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
And now another contender has entered the ring. Took a punt on some Union Revelation beans as they were on offer and the coffee comes out very tasty. The beans arrive looking like there’s twigs and shit in there so it looks more authentic too.
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
You’ll get pelters for your l’Acker Bilk.
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
(Cancel order for Ring doorbell camera)
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
6. Go back out to look in the bin, label on parcel paper too small to read. 7. Get phone out, take a photo of the label. 8. Zoom in to be able to read the culprit’s name and address. 9. Oh it’s my name and address. 10. Feel shame as it was just a bit of stuff that got stuck at the bottom of the bin.
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
THE BIN SLEUTH (a detective story in 10 acts) 1. Put bin out last night, hear it collected early today. 2. Go to fetch bin and notice something in it. 3. OMG someone has dumped a load of old parcel shit in it, bubblewrap, brown paper etc. 4. Go back inside, fuming. 5. Brainwave. There is a label!
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
#dead #vss365
Downward Dog

Scene, a hospital room: A grieving family sits by the bed of a brain dead patient. He’d been a fit as a flea yoga teacher until three days before.
Machines are all that is keeping this body alive. A respirator wheezes, light bleeping comes from the heart monitor.
A doctor patiently explains how organ harvesting gives a bunch of others a chance at life. The family unconvinced hug each other for comfort.

We see the clock hands jump: It’s been hours, still the doctor tries to convince the relatives. They’re reading pamphlets. Some heads nod, but the matriarch’s head shakes firmly. No.

The clock hands jump again: Everyone’s frazzled, but eventually we see the mother’s resolve gone, she’s in floods of tears, the dam broke.

The doctor rings for an OR, time accelerated as we see the body wheeled out.

Cut to, Exterior of a house, it’s night: The shattered doctor fumbles his door key but eventually makes his way inside his home.

Flip to other side of door inside hallway of house: As the doctor enters we see his enormous great dane dog tail wagging excitedly greet him.
“Hey, hey, you missed me girl, I get it, I get it… sorry I took so long, and it was a long battle, but here forget that. I’ve got something for you.”

Zoom to doctor’s bag: His hand pulls out a box with “Handle With Care” etc on it and he opens it and pulls out a large human heart which he throws into his dog’s bowl. She stoops to devour it, tail wagging into a frenzy.

Zoom to the jumping bottom of the bowl: We hear the metal bowl occasionally slamming up and down on bare boards as the dog tucks into its meal.Downward Dog

Scene, a hospital room: A grieving family sits by the bed of a brain dead patient. He’d been a fit as a flea yoga teacher until three days before.
Machines are all that is keeping this body alive. A respirator wheezes, light bleeping comes from the heart monitor.
A doctor patiently explains how organ harvesting gives a bunch of others a chance at life. The family unconvinced hug each other for comfort.

We see the clock hands jump: It’s been hours, still the doctor tries to convince the relatives. They’re reading pamphlets. Some heads nod, but the matriarch’s head shakes firmly. No.

The clock hands jump again: Everyone’s frazzled, but eventually we see the mother’s resolve gone, she’s in floods of tears, the dam broke.

The doctor rings for an OR, time accelerated as we see the body wheeled out.

Cut to, Exterior of a house, it’s night: The shattered doctor fumbles his door key but eventually makes his way inside his home.

Flip to other side of door inside hallway of house: As the doctor enters we see his enormous great dane dog tail wagging excitedly greet him.
“Hey, hey, you missed me girl, I get it, I get it… sorry I took so long, and it was a long battle, but here forget that. I’ve got something for you.”

Zoom to doctor’s bag: His hand pulls out a box with “Handle With Care” etc on it and he opens it and pulls out a large human heart which he throws into his dog’s bowl. She stoops to devour it, tail wagging into a frenzy.

Zoom to the jumping bottom of the bowl: We hear the metal bowl occasionally slamming up and down on bare boards as the dog tucks into its meal.
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Watching “Song Sung Blue” and I think I could have happily watched it if it was all just the sweet stuff from the first part without the shitty IRL pain and suffering after. Just the main characters grooving around doing gigs while the kids are hanging out.
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
#TeztunesMonthOfMusic #MusicChallenge 15 - song about inflation Robyn Hitchcock-Balloon Man “He bounced on up toward me but before we could be introduced He blew up very suddenly I guess his name was probably Bruce” youtu.be/geAW3AVv4fE
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Balloon Man (2026 Remaster)
YouTube video by Robyn Hitchcock & The Egyptians - Topic
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
#readandplay (828) #MusicChallenge #MusicSky youtu.be/8KLQlhH4qMk
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Bad To The Bone
YouTube video by George Thorogood & The Destroyers - Topic
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
#barbecuealbums
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Bot and sold.
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
There were a number of polls at the time suggesting Remain was something like 10% ahead. Still a blindingly stupid action if you didn’t want to leave the EU.
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
A guy I worked with admitted he’d voted Leave because he didn’t like Cameron.
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Responding to every nutbar post he makes on social media would become a full time job.
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It feels to me like it has become the “Louie, Louie” of sci-fi adaptations. Fun primitive thing everyone has a go at and can’t improve on because it works best left uncomplicated. I love Jeff Wayne’s musical version because it has narration and some amazing illustrations in the LP booklet.
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Where’s the #bravery ? Everyone who could end this Is bought and paid for #vss365
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
They should earn a Bladder Torture badge for that at the very least.
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Favourite adaptation: LoTR (apart from the half hour of goodbyes at the end of The Return of the King when I was in my cinema seat dying for a piss). Least favourite: Inhumans. Dreadful Marvel show, mix of bad CGI and dialogue that managed to sound like it was written by ChatGPT before it existed.
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Great news, must mean I can now start claiming my state pension.
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
#TeztunesMonthOfMusic #MusicChallenge 14 - song with ‘white’ in title/lyric Pete Townshend-White City Fighting David Gilmour on guitar recycling arpeggiod chords also used on “Hope” on the “Whatever happened to Jugula?” album. “The White City, that's a joke of a name It's a black violent place”
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White City Fighting
YouTube video by Pete Townshend - Topic
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
#readandplay (827) #MusicChallenge #MusicSky Sultans of Ping FC - Where’s Me Jumper? youtu.be/jxmZZBJQAKM
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Where's me jumper
YouTube video by Slaine Macroth
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh look, what’s that on the table at some point in the 1980’s. Mick’s tape. QED.
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Mostly me bristling at musical anachronisms, especially characters putting on records they can’t have had. I think there was one I saw recently in “Ponies” but I have managed to blank what the specific track was that irked me.
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Well maybe the point is rallying around it to make sure it survives.
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
And this is only four months on!
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Clear as mud. When I bought my house Southern Water charged £50 a month, almost double what I’d been paying renting. Rang. They said it will change depending on usage. Fair enough, it dropped to £35 pcm two months later. New email, bill going up to £47 pcm based on usage. Usage hasn’t changed. 😕
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yes, our shared ecology is a fine thing to rally around IMO. I think you may have just come in for the five minute argument.
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
There’s a show in it too as a bonus.
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
“nation of animal lovers”
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
At the soundcheck 1,2,1,2 Three hours ‘til we play 1,2,1,2 We’ve a nervous aspect 1,2,1,2 That waiting decays 1,2,1,2 Try out the new song 1,2,1,2 Doesn’t go well 1,2,1,2 Get the key wrong 1,2,1,2 I think they can tell 1,2,1,2 Clock hands creep round 1,2,1,2 Hey ho, let’s go 1,2,3,4 #vss365 #sound
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The bus in Ukraine blown up with kids on board obviously doesn’t move his needle, but how dare you threaten precious bots.
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
What is divisive about a hedgehog? Aren’t we supposed to be a nation of animal lovers?
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Surely it’s not the first time you’ve seen this sort of post? It’s a pretty standard type of meme. Especially on here.
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I think all the non-stupid people have become worn down and tired. It’s relentless.
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Looking very Zen in that photo.
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Don’t like it.
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Minging start. All those attackers are pointless if you can’t get the fucking ball to them. #nufc
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Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
#TeztunesMonthOfMusic #MusicChallenge 13 - from an artist in Australia/New Zealand The Drones-You Really Don’t Care “How much money can a monkey make? How much bullshit are you prepared to say? You talk about soul when you mean ego Although you never had none anyway” youtu.be/WPK0XeNNbAk
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You Really Don't Care
YouTube video by The Drones - Topic
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