Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 7hWe are the daughters of the monsters you couldn’t mash 010
Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This car is parked at A’s store and I want it so bad, but A won’t steal it for me, pppffffft. 010
Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Too bad I couldn’t have worn this to prom 010
Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026SO THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA REPORTED ON THE MASSACHUSETTS LESBIAN BAR MASK DRAMA IN BAD FAITH TO MOCK PROGRESSIVES AND THEYRE NOT TAKING ANY OF IT SERIOUSLY IN ORDER TO ADVANCE THEIR OWN CONFIRMATION BIAS 000
Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Remember: when Hegseth says “no beardos”, he’s referring to black men who receive a beard waiver. He wants the military to be cis het white men only. 000
Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I genuinely don't understand the logic of these cults. How do they justify their kids dying over & over? Do they blame Satan? Do they blame God? Because they'll never blame themselves for allowing their kids to die of completely preventable illnesses. www.propublica.org/article/idah...propublica.orgFour Kids in One Faith-Healing Family Died. Authorities Could Do Nothing.An exemption in Idaho law shields faith-healing parents from criminal prosecution for conduct that otherwise would be charged as neglect. It also keeps police and social workers from stepping in to pr... 101
Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Reading Aliens vs X-Men and how did I not see THAT coming 120
Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They’re gonna need his helpstatic.klipy.comNathan Fielder The RehearsalALT: Nathan Fielder The Rehearsal 000
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Do you know how long it takes to unlearn even HALF of this crap?! I'm still in the process, decades later 000
Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I never check my DMs, but when I do it’s the duality of man.: half scammers, half trolls sending me death threats 🤘 000
Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026🚨BREAKING 🚨: Ed Sheeran just called your dad to see if his Van Halen cover band would open for him 011
Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I keep telling her she was made to be a pretty pretty princess, but she doesn’t listen 011
Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The UN General Assembly is going just great 100
Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Had a Romeo and Juliet balcony moment while walking this morning. This GSD cried at me and wanted to say hi so bad 😭 020
Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It’s Ren Faire season and there’s still a heat wave going on: stay hydrated and dress in breezy fabrics. One time at a ren faire I saw a lady in a corset and skirts pass out from heat stroke right in front of me, just BAM face plant on the ground. Be safe! 001
Reposted by Stone Cold Jane AustenRoz @rozkl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Let's remember her name and face. Melissa Hortman and her husband, Mark Hortman, were assassinated in a politically motivated attack on June 14, 2025. 935756
Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Mitch McConnell is looking awesome you guys 010
Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Tonight's groove is SO GOOD: youtu.be/vPcW27Sqrq8?...youtu.beAkita Nikata Bushi (Ethiopian Groove)YouTube video by Minyo Crusaders - Topic 000
Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Finally reading It and it’s very clear Stephen King was on god tier amounts of cocaine. Holy shit.static.klipy.comEvil Stare PennywiseALT: Evil Stare Pennywise 000
Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Today I learned that Mike from the Blair Witch Project approves of my alt universe happy ending for the trio ❤️ #blairwitchproject 010
Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It’s too depressing to watch: he’s getting talked at by people and his mouth is open in a gaping rictus grin while his eyes dart around. His brain is pudding. 100
Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 14/09/2026An Uber driver posted this: his take home pay is only 49% of what he earns. No way is this sustainable. 000
Reposted by Stone Cold Jane AustenMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 10/09/2026Goddammit I’m never going to not think of this now www.tumblr.com/dungeonmaste... 1155336899
Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 11/09/2026#justiceformica #deathofapastorswife TikTok keeps removing any vid I make about this 🙄 how curious 001
Reposted by Stone Cold Jane AustenJennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Sorry? Not sorry. If you're upset and trying to prevent history from being taught to hide the truth, then fuck your feelings. You learned nothing and are the exact same assholes as your ancestors. 406142514204
Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The golden rule says to treat others as you want to be treated. Conservatives fear becoming a minority because they're terrified of being treated the way they treat others. 120
Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 09/09/2026When I worked at Starbucks it was extremely common for your hours to cap at 37 or 38, even for managers. My normal schedule was the opening shift (5:30 am to noon) six days a week, with hours often being cut. 001
Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Midnight Mass, Fleabag and now this? Stop making me list over hot priests already 000
Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Oh my god, is THAT why I never minded gasoline fumes? How much of brain has been cooked away? 000
Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The grim reaper has been way too damn busy this week. news.sky.com/story/gloria...news.sky.comGloria Steinem, feminist who helped change lives of US women, has diedFrom the late 1960s, the activist was the face of a movement that radically changed rights for women in the US. 000
Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Adam got one of these calls once and kept the scammer on the phone for 45 minutes, LOL. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs1V...youtube.comScam Callers Threaten Apex Police Captain with ArrestYouTube video by Western North Carolina Hurricane Relief 010
Reposted by Stone Cold Jane AustenClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026her very existence was an indisputable reminder of how many things framed as inevitabilities were actually just someone’s choice. there actually is enough money for everything. the wealthy could fully fund literacy and public health and the arts and child welfare. they just won’t 159421801
Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Not even Carrot has the heart to be snarky today. 000
Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Whatever you’re imagining, it’s worse. It’s so awful that I can only think it to be deliberate. 000
Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 25/08/2026A football match in Gaza: www.humanite.fr/politique/ar...humanite.frLe festival de photo de sport de Deauville cède aux pressions pro-israéliennes et retire une photo prise à Gaza - L'Humanité 000
Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Stripey socks? A pearl necklace? I like this guy, he’s got personality 010
Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Glad to see he’s still bopping around, but I’m not paying $100 for an autograph unless the man himself hands it to me and admires my knitting skills 000
Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Pandemic memory: Once while entering Schnucks I saw one woman exiting w/a full cart & she handed a Coke to another woman waiting for her outside (both masked) & half yelled “I LOVE HOW YOU DROP A BUNCH OF SHIT IN MY CART & THEN DISAPPEAR WHEN ITS TIME TO PAY” 000
Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I have a bunch of my mom's voicemails saved. I'm glad I have them, but I can't listen to any of them or else I just start crying. I can't figure out how to save them as a file to my desktop or email or anything. 000
Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Made a tote bag out of a t shirt and Ruthie had supervise: 010
