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Magus Mike

@magusmike.bsky.social
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Welcome to a repository for the inane. Just wallowing in my own crapulence. Yes I am the wizard of the mountain, no I won't help you.

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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every major developer/publisher has a creator blacklist, don't act surprised but also don't deny it. kotaku.com/halo-studios...
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Halo Studios Denies There Was Creator Blacklist As The Halo Fallout Gets Messy
The franchise's community lead also explained why sometimes games ship with features the community doesn't want or like
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wait. Apple copies the Microsoft name for their folding phone! Hahaha The Surface Duo will always be superior to an iPhone duo.
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Getting to the office first means I can put on Minus the Bear radio and have decent music for the day. Also, forcing people to listen to Alkaline Trio is a kink.
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
God I love a pursuit that is just a tour of the greater Los Angeles area. From the SGV to the SFV stopping by DTLA. Perfection.
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I believe there is 0.1% chance that Rockstar will move GTAVI to 2027. My only reason is the simple line from their PR statement on the leaks. The wording "from getting the game finished (nearly there!) to sharring more details..." That "nearly there" bit gives them a little out.
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm gonna start a streaming career as a LinkedIn Games content creator.
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
oh no developers realised if they give a woman bird legs she can have juicy thighs!
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You know i'm happy that the Worms franchise still exists.
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We were just at the SNEW level of indie game retro art style, now we are suddenly at the N64/PS1 era! It's moving too fast, I'M TOO OLD!
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
What do you mean Jackie the eagle died!? What's Shadow going to do! Does he know?
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Water in gaming is visually beautiful, but physically wrong especially with vehicles, it's doesn't splash the right way. it needs to feel like the water is being torn apart.
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I may be 41 but a big block of dry ice is still the coolest (pun intended) thing.
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
"Going to Burbank is basically like leaving town." - @gohstprncss.bsky.social
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I didn't just take a shit today, I had a monumental bowel movement that exceed all the KPIs I had established with my team when we ordered Chipotle for lunch. - Typical LinkedIn post
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Klay Thompson is dumb for cheating but just imagine having that level of ego & self-confidence. I'd be fucking unstoppable.
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I will never rate my purchase unless it's an absolute piece of shit or the most magical item to exist.
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
if you wear a jacket over your shoulders as part of your outfit you deserve the guillotine.
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Some people who work completely remote forget how easy it is to just not include them in documents or messages. Be nice to your coworkers that are in office.
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
This is the only landing you're allowed to clap after. #splashdown
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Everyday good Americans will say "He's not with us" until one day we can all say "He's no longer with us."
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Nothing kills motivation more than when you remember something and try to bring it up, but then it just creates a shitstorm for no reason.
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Watching streams of Crimson Desert and the inventory system is terrible. It's made me think of great inventories for games with a lot of items. I think New World had the best one. Weight based, clean sections, and sorting.
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
WTF am I getting ads for! WHY ARE THERE ADS FOR THIS!
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
The Colt .45 1911 may be of an older design but the mouth feel is perfect for a modern sensibility.
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Do you think they did Scared Straight sessions at Arkham Asylum?
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I am just a living machine that turns Slack messages into emails. Then I turn emails into Slack messages. I don't have independent thoughts. nothing matters.
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Having to work with someone who graduated from USC, has kids and chooses to live in San Diego is like the trifecta of "I'm gonna dislike you no matter what."
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
The best work days are when I'm working from home and just outload shit talk everything.
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
What am I supposed to do with this information? Trip sit?
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ACLU @aclu.org · 18/02/2026
BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide. This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Before you're allowed to make any political statement I NEED to know your thoughts on the Jedi's action towards the Sith and the reaction to the Sith retaliation. Balance my ass.
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I've been diagnosed with chronic "It is what it is" syndrome. It's part of the same family as "Welps" disorder & hyper-"Same shit, different day"-ism
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Blonde people had to fight for decades to overcome the "dumb blonde" stereotype. But unfortunately between Bondi & Leavitt blonde people are absolutely fucked.
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Just applied for a rad job. This will jinx it, but I gotta put it out there.
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
A horse beat a buffalo today because horses aren't frauds. Fuck I love football.
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I'm sorry what?
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Watching Aaron Rodgers lose is my therapy.
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I don't care if the Texans win, I just need Rodgers to lose.
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Fuck football, stupid special teams idiots, fucking old Matt Stafford. Garbage sport.
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Children don't need this, but I do. I love tech in different form factors. Everything has had to be "phone shaped" for 15+ years. Give me the futuristic shit with lots of weird knobs and toggles.
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I heard there is a secret actual finale of Stranger Things, but they are only letting billionaires see it.
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
My mom caught me ragebaiting once. She could never look at me the same. Really ruined grandmas funeral.
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Trump may die of natural causes, but Miller is the first one to go. Fucking bald little bitch modern day Himmler trash.
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Every year, a new year Every new year, a year
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Mom and Dad this is Chasey Chasey this is my mom and dad
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 30/12/2025
Drawing of smiling Frodo pointing his thumb in a similar gesture as the “Get a load of this guy” meme with David Schwimmer. It’s captioned “Get a lord of this rings”
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
An honorary *sssshhheeeeeeiiiiiiiittttttt*
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Ron Cabucio @ylla351.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
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Magus Mike @magusmike.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I hope everyone enjoys the final Taco Tuesday of 2025, crunchy or soft shell, beef, chicken or veggie. May all your bites be perfect.
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