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@magpiemongoose.bsky.social
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it/its and feminine terms pls🏳️‍⚧️ My tummy probably hurts 🖤🤍💚🤍🖤 💙🩷🤍🩷💙 🧡💛🤍🩷💜 18+ only ~ All leftism without LandBack is still fascist ❤️

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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Scooby-Doo's official tiktok account just canonized the polycule
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I like the first issue of Midnight Spider-Man a lot. That one panel was a bit silly tho
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Suggested to wife that we begin a two week Minecraft phase and they went "no, I already had one of those" and I had to explain that it's not something you have once, it's something you have when you get the itch, maybe once a year, more or less,
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have only played Silent Hill f for about two hours and I have a question. Am I *meant* to be seeking out the enemies so I can hit them with my pipe like some crazed monster hunter or do I need to maybe turn the difficulty up a bit? Does it get harder?
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Amazon, send me that comically large copy of das kapital so I can be extra performative on the Seattle light rail
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Additionally, ANY leftist should watch John Oliver. It's just good.
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver should be shown to any and all people that are going down the leftist from Democrat pipeline. It is astonishingly good for educating good-intentioned liberals and helping remove fascist coding places in their minds by capitalism.
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thanks for the episode @lastweektonight.com I wasn't expecting the 60 seconds of beautifully written nun yuri
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I hate Steve Ditko, and Spider-Man's distancing itself from him and his philosophies is one of the best things to happen to pop culture. And thank FUCK Stan Lee gets most of the credit
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Scarlett witch pisses me off. Like oh boohoo your robot husband and imaginary kids are dead. People lose their family members all the time but that doesn't turn them into psychopathic serial killers. Going around murdering people because you had a maladaptive daydream? Jesus Christ
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think I like a good critically-thinking historian a lot more than any anthropologist.
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think Zach Cregger could make a pretty good Celeste (video game) movie
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sometimes love is listening to an hour of Mackelmore trying to develop a taste for his music so that my wife won't get pissed off every time I tell them I don't care for him
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why does everyone hyperextend their knees in the g1 transformers cartoon? They do it all the time and it stresses me out
Two transformers standing relaxed with their knees bent slightly too far forwards
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I don't know a lot about anomalocaris but I've been thinking a lot about her lately
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If I'm trying to calm down an autistic child who only speaks Mexican Spanish and I come at him sounding like a European it's only going to make things more confusing and overwhelming for him
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Google translate only offering Spain Spanish and not Mexican Spanish is racism if I've ever seen it and it affects my job as an educator
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
People think marvel is gonna do miles morales after Peter dies fighting Doom but I bet we're gonna have a ben reilly
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I just had a dream that I was playing Skyrim and found a stage light switch. My follower explained, "that's the light switch that turns the sun into ice. It would probably help us see steel and the color blue better. I tell you, no god would ever forgive us for using it, but it sounds convenient."
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Might go onto twitter and post "I'd be able to beat up Batman" just to feel something
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
In 2000, O Brother Where Art Thou was released, and 25 years later, we got Sinners: both extremely good movies which revolve around Blues music. Are there more movies in between that I haven't seen yet, or do I need to wait until 2050 for the Next Big Blues Movie to fill out the ultimate trilogy?
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Any hero as portrayed in a fan-made project will always more closely reflect the traits that a populous deems admirable than that from a comic book or movie. Take for example fan-made Peter Parker, taking down flock cameras and transitioning genders, while the film versions serve more as propaganda.
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In a sense that heroes belong to the population that idolizes them due to their admirable traits, fan made superhero stories like Petra Parker will always be more important and culturally relevant than the canonical stories we get from comics and movies.
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I kinda consider you a baby leftist if you hate all men Men and masculinity are awesome. Patriarchy's the problem
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Our generation has garbage elders. Like genuinely. "Hi Grandma, who lives in a mansion on the side of the mountain, my 7 year old cat is sick and I'm drowning in vet bills and I'm terribly stressed." "Idk have you considered euthanizing her? Maybe it's just her time" Like what
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I get that she's infected with mold or replaced with Miranda for most of her screen time, but I HATE Mia and Ethan deserves so much better
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I saw the new Spider-Man and it was real good
A white boy in a white tshirt acts flustered
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The first Austin Powers is genuinely saying something profound about consent that I like a lot
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I can't wait for Bread & Circuses 39*: Doomsday *yes this is the actual number
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
What if Sadie Sink is the Chameleon
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
if supernatural came out in the 14th century it'd be adopted into the catholic canon like dantes inferno
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
every team facing up against Argentina should just take a red card for the team and kick Messi in the testicles as hard as he can at the very start of the match
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Do you think you could get away with flipping off a cop while riding in a bus? Like what would they do? Follow the bus? Pull the bus over? Seems unlikely
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
⚽this week in football news⚽ 🇦🇷nazi remnants🇦🇷 VS 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿colonizers🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ⚽⚽⚽I guess it comes down to whoever bribes the hardest! how exciting ⚽⚽⚽
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Suddenly I very much want Mexico to win
A photograph of the Mexican world cup team throwing one of their players in the air
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Hall of Egress was a gorgeous masterpiece of writing, crammed and condensed into 11 minutes (masterfully so), but I think it could've benefited from a two-parter treatment.
The entrance to the hall of Egress
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Episode two would end in the same way as the normal episode did with his escape, but perhaps this time there's an extended callback to something PB said earlier, or a more substantial Cornucopia Poem.
Finn, eyes open, running through the Egress maze
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
In episode two, Jake tries to follow him, but Finn evades him (removing his clothes and expanding on the "bread crumb style" motif), and they expand on the theme of overcoming your old life to embrace who you need to become in order to pass through trials in life, and especially your adolescence.
Finn wearing an animal skin and a blindfold, gnawing on a still-living skunk on a snowy hillside
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Finn and Jake head out to the dungeon, Finn is trapped, escapes the dungeon with his eyes closed, and falls into a loop of Jake forcing his eyes open. The first episode ends with Finn blindly running away from home to walk endlessly, in search of "something different".
Finn and Jake wandering around in ruins with a map.
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I think Egress should've been a two part episode, and episode one should've begun with a scene with Finn and Peebles hanging out and talking about the concept of growing up, during which the word "egress" is brought up by Finn and explained my PB.
Finn and Princess Bubblegum sitting and reading together in her castle Library
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Batman would be more effective if, occasionally, he hired a stunt performer to infiltrate the ranks of thugs so that he could violently "kill" them in front of other thugs. The whole no killing rule is already pretty tenuous but when the villains know about it, it ruins his whole aura
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"soon we'll be living in a cyberpunk world" we're already living in a cyberpunk world, that's the whole point of cyberpunk "ohhhh soon we're going to be living in 1984" George Orwell just wrote down what he was seeing in real life and made it high-tech, he's not a fucking oracle.
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Can we talk about how ASS the suits in Marvel's Spider-Man 2 are, especially compared to the ones from the first game? Miles' suits in particular are just atrocious
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Do you think a Jedi would become actually WAY stronger with the force if they took drugs?
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Also contrary to what my name would suggest, she is a mongoose
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Her name is Spade btw
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Designed a #fursona Please tell me if you like it and if you're experienced with designing furry OCs maybe give me some pointers :) I've never done this before
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Only 5 more months until the boys are forced against their will to watch Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 again
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The virgin Cooper who needs a tense climactic scene to dock to a rotating spaceship VS The chad Rocky who does it in like 3 seconds
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🌿 mongoose @magpiemongoose.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
People exiting the Backrooms movie into a dead mall has to be some level of cosmic irony
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