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Mike

@magpiemikehutch.bsky.social
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Grassroots Football Coach; Long Suffering NUFC supporter; Leeds based; Getting grumpy in my old age!

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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The manager has to consider a shift in formation, surely. Two in midfield is causing a whole host of problems. #NUFC
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
There’s absolutely no leadership in that team without Burn and Schar. #NUFC
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
His absolute blooter aside, I’d be replacing Botman with Burn on Saturday. And I’d have Schar in for Thiaw. At times it’s like having Bramble and Boumsong back in the team. #NUFC
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Well, that was absolutely shite. And embarrassing. #NUFC
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sven Botman needs taking out of the firing line here. #NUFC
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Called in at my Mum and Dad’s last night and he’d been sorting his wardrobe out. Found my 1996/97 away shirt. Hardly worn. Mint condition. A beauty! #NUFC
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sean Steur and Joe Willock were outstanding today. Steur is gonna be a superstar. #NUFC
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That bench today, man. Jesus Christ. We’ve gone to that from this in the space of 14 days. #NUFC
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That pairing of Thiaw and Botman is a liability. Neither of them is a leader. The sooner Dan Burn is back, the better. #NUFC
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I wouldn’t have said this before the start of the season, but Dan Burn is by far and away our best centre back #NUFC
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This still applies #NUFC
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Bruno never a struck a football like that for #NUFC. Always used to shoot as though he had no power in his legs.
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Wouldn’t it be nice to have a pair of centre backs who can pass the ball to their own teammates? #NUFC
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Right, I’m gonna say it. Amar Dedić is second only to Cafu, and it’s a very close second, as the greatest right back to ever play the game. #NUFC
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sky Sports with unbiased studio guests of former Spurs player and coach Ryan Mason, alongside former Spurs player Jamie Redknapp. #NUFC
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Wissa was brilliant today but I can’t help thinking he should’ve wrapped the game up with the one on one not long before stoppage time. Just couldn’t seem to get it out of his feet properly. #NUFC
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
As much as it feels like a defeat, let’s be honest we’d have likely taken a point before the game. Also, Jaissle’s Mags……I’m all in. It’s gonna be fun! #NUFC
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I’ll take 17th. #NUFC
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I’m seeing loads on here slagging Dan Burn off because he finished the game upfront. The same Dan Burn who has been lauded for the last 10 days. It’s not his fault the manager seemingly got his substitutions/tactics wrong and basically shit the bed at 1-0 up. #thefootball #ENGARG
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Lamine Yamal getting away with no yellow card following a really poor challenge?!? Well, colour me shocked. #thefootball #NUFC
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
His adopted what now?!?! #thefootball
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Kai Havertz leading with the elbow?? #thefootball
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Watching on the iPlayer with 5Live commentary is an absolute game changer. #thefootball
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I’ll tell you what can piss off. The phrase ‘low block’. It’s everywhere and I’m going to be hearing it in my sleep. As well as seeing a constant flow of passes between Konsa and Guehi. #ENGGHA #thefootball
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Tranquillo Barnetta spotted leaving the Tyneside Cinema having viewed the matinee screening of the Michael Jackson movie. Clearly wants to learn a couple of moves so he can integrate himself seamlessly with Will Osula. #NUFC
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Another classic half time team talk #NUFC
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." #NUFC
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Woltemade and Wissa must be sitting there, watching Osula running around like a dog chasing a sweet wrapper, wondering what on earth they need to do to get a chance. #NUFC
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Howe can control a lot of things both on the training ground and on the pitch, but what he can’t legislate for is brainless decision making like we saw from Sven Botman in stoppage time. #NUFC
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
If the powers that be are serious about taking the club to the next level, then there can be no room for sentiment. #NUFC
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Osman has pushed the boat out this week by getting Dave Grohl on House of Games!
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Hang on. Multiple substitutions and a couple of stoppages for injuries in that second half, and the referee blew for time bang on 90 mins. If he’d played the right amount we’d be heading to extra time now #NUFC
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I don’t care how good the 1st leg and the first 45 mins here were. This second half has been a complete mess. An utter shambles. We’ve just bent over for them. #NUFC
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Half/Half scarf tourist central at the match last night. Almost as sickening as conceding a stoppage time equaliser. #NUFC
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
It’s alright, we’ll get a chance for revenge when we draw them in the League Cup and FA Cup next season. #NUFC
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
12 league defeats from 28 games played. Pretty shite, that. #NUFC
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
If we don’t pick up six points from the next two league games against this pair, we might as well pack it in. Absolutely dreadful #NUFC
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Chelsea Dagger goal music being played at Stamford Bridge. 30 point deduction, or instant relegation, for tinpot behaviour like that.
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
No mention or discussion of this on MOTD, either. Move along, nothing to see here #NUFC
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Despite the defeat, that’s the best performance at that place for years. Could’ve collapsed after going 1-0 down inside 15 mins, as we’ve done in previous visits, but something has changed mentally these last few weeks. There’s hope for remainder of the season! #NUFC
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
‘Fletch’ on commentary is in danger of wanking himself inside out here over Man City. #NUFC
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Absolutely no mention or discussion at half time there about Dan Burn’s disallowed goal. Move along, nothing to see here. #NUFC
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
All in vain when we inevitably get Man City or Liverpool away in the next round. #NUFC
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
If a player gets a three game ban for serious foul play, surely Chris Kavanagh and his linesmen get a three game ban after that? #NUFC #ASTNEW
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
We not doing foul throws now??? #NUFC #ASTNEW
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I don’t mind not having VAR but then you need competent officials. He’s about a yard offside from a dead ball, so no excuse for the linesman not to see it. #NUFC #ASTNEW
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Is there a ban on home fans for this game? #MCINEW
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yorkshiregeordie.bsky.social @yorkshiregeordie.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Stood up as a junior member of the dressing room. Captained us to promotion. Led the team in the premier league. Captained the team in the champions league and lifted a trophy for us. Don’t ever underestimate the importance of Jamaal Lascelles to modern #nufc
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I say it every season. There’s some deeply ingrained issue at this football club when it comes to going to Anfield. Same story, year after year after year. #NUFC
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Mike @magpiemikehutch.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
We won the sideways and backwards passing though. Every cloud. #NUFC
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