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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚

@magisternihil.bsky.social
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Author, he/him, omnist, tea lover, INFP, 4w5 📚Coming Sept 15📚 Two Trains to Tamarind - The Mountweazel and Mondegreen Mysteries, Volume 1

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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I am now in my flat cap era. Autumn may commence. #oddjobhats
Brett wearing his new flat cap
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
If you find yourself wondering what this new book of mine is all about out, here’s a little peek
The cover of Two Trains to Tamarind with hints about the contents
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Today is the day! For those of you who have ordered, THANK YOU! and your copies should arrive soon. For those of you who have not, you can head to your favorite book chain, head to your local book shop an ask them to order, or head over to my publisher for the links: firewords.co.uk/twotrains
The cover of Two Trains to Tamarind flanked by the words OUT NOW!
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
And now the ephemera all comes together into my book that is officially released tomorrow. Learn more at my publishers site: firewords.co.uk/twotrains
The cover of Brett’s new book Two Trains to Tamarind surrounded by the ephemera collection that has been gradually released over the past weeks:  a ticket from the Callipygian Theatre, a menu from Cobbler’s rest, a page from a journal, and an advertisement for the services of Jeremiah Mountweazel, Finder.
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
A ticket from The Callipygian Theatre for “A showcase of diverse talents featuring the Great Nandi” and the date 15 September 2025 posted mysteriously underneath.
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
A newspaper advertisement for the devices of Jeremiah Mountweazel, Finder
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
A menu from a restaurant called “Cobbler’s Rest”
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Without further ado, here it is, the cover for my upcoming book due for release in a month! I’m so excited I can’t see straight!
The cover of my book Two Trains to Tamarind, The Mountweazel and Mondegreen Mysteries, Volume 1
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
It’s almost here!
In image promising the reveal of the cover of my new book tomorrow
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
A page from a journal, listing the things still to be done by the writer with the date “15 September 2025” printed at the bottom
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
What’s this? And what could it possibly have to do with that other strange word I posted about around a week ago? You’ll find out soon!
An explanation of the word Mondegreen stating it’s a misunderstood or misinterpreted word or phrase resulting from a mishearing of the lyrics of a song.
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
This is not at all a breadcrumb. No, it’s just a random factoid, a word you may not have heard of before. No ulterior motive sharing this here at all. Nope. Not at all.
Image describing the source of the word mountweazel.
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I mean, this mighty kid is twenty 🥰
My daughter and I at the beach challenging Poseidon
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Using this Pancake Flower picture as an excuse to show off our new mug shelf that I can’t stop staring at.
A shelf full of mugs
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Sharing the Pancake Flower with Friends
Mini pancakes arranged in a flower shape being presented to Frog and Toad
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
This would be a perfect sledding hill if it wasn’t the garage roof
Snow covered trees peeking over the slope of the garage roof
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
And again, a year or so later. I should get a new coat
A selfie of me in the snow
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
If you put the fruit ON the pancakes it’s healthy eating. And if you preserve the fruit first you’re adding longevity to the mix, right?
A pancake flower in front of a bowl of apples and pearsThe same pancake flower in front of jars of Bonne Maman strawberry and peach preserves
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Don’t say I don’t know how to get crazy on a Saturday night
A closed box of the game Utter Nonsense showing the upper portions of two menThe box now lifted to reveal naked legs underneath
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
That’s what I get for leaving the door open, I suppose
A pancake flower surrounded by three mugs that resemble an owl, a hedgehog, and a bear
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Getting a very Dead Poets Society feel off this picture I took
Picture of a red brick building next to a yellow ginkgo tree
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 19/01/2024
Obligatory snow selfie
Picture of me in the snow
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 19/01/2024
This is Lexi, aka Alexis Claire Rose Hill, or Lex, or Lexicon, or Lex Luther, or Derp, or Lady Derpsalot, or Derpy Derp, or Fritz.
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 28/08/2023
Well, maybe it was a foolish move, but it felt like it was time. Fourteen years, four of them truly active, 7000 or so followers, an entire platform gone in an instant. Poof! Fuck Elon Musk.
Deactivate your account languageDeactivate your account? QuestionYour account is deactivated message
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
Rather proud of this little bit. 🤔🤣
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
Overly dramatic b&w selfie thread.
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
Hamish approves this message
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
“Han shot first”
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
I would just like to take this moment to renew my insistence that the necktie is by far the most asinine piece of sartorial frippery I’ve ever been forced to endure. It’s like being slowly strangled by a dinner napkin with an over-inflated sense of self.
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
#pareidolia
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
Breakfast with the girls
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
It’s pizza night. You choose first. (C)orner, (E)dge, or (M)iddle?
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
This is the worst scratch-off ticket ever
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
Not for me
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
Well this is fun
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
I have entered the “give people a strange look over your readers” phase of my life. I’m embracing it.
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Hello from here
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Good morning Blueskyers! It’s going to be hot today!
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Made a pizza because it’s Friday and that’s our Friday thing.
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Reading through my WIP and honestly, I can’t wait for you all to meet Jeremiah and Millie. #author
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
In case you missed my rant on Twitter
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
So…where are all the Chumbawamba fans?
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Threads, yo
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
When I post the same content in Bluesky that I post on Twitter
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
Whenever I feel like I can’t do something I remind myself that the writers of the Balamory theme song rhymed “Miss Hoolie” with “story” so anything is possible.
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Good morning, Bluesky! Have a pancake flower
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Don't mind me, I'm just testing to see if you can upload GIFs onto posts here since they don't have the means to insert it through the interface.
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
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Wm. Brett Hill, Author 📚 @magisternihil.bsky.social · 07/06/2023
Ever see a quilt you want to climb into?
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