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David Harris

@magisterdharris.bsky.social
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Magister - Church of Satan. Quoted mocking your moral outrage on TMZ, Billboard, Newsweek, & Forbes. Better than you.

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David Harris @magisterdharris.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Remember kids: don't just be pro-choice. Be pro-abortion. Talk someone into it.
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David Harris @magisterdharris.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
The reasons you dumb motherfuckers have children are beyond me. I have never seen a bigger impedance to one's personal goals than a child.
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Robert @djhellonwheels.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
The Metal Grotto Episode 140 “Halloween Special 2025” is available now DJ Rev HellOnWheels returns with a Halloween special featuring various creatures of the night Only on Radio Free Satan!
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Heather @heatherheight.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Yes it's childish, but at least it's not violent.
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Humor Defeats ICE In Portland
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Heather @heatherheight.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
🧵 Here's a series of videos showing how peaceful Portland is. Also, it proves that the U.S. government is purposely trying to start a war with U.S. citizens. Here's @parkroseperma.bsky.social describing the situation in Portland at the time Trump made his announcement.
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Here's what's really going on in Portland
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Heather @heatherheight.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Trump said there's been no murders & no crime since he deployed the National guard in DC. There have been 10 homicides, 374 car thefts, 118 assaults with a dangerous weapon, 1622 thefts, 600 thefts from cars, 144 robberies & 89 burglaries. All those numbers are bigger than zero.
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Heather @heatherheight.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
1st realize they are weak & scared. 2nd Look at the lines they don't dare cross. 3rd Recognize that they are mostly trying to control people w/words & by acting like Nazis. 4th don't be afraid to get in their way, shame them, point, laugh & call them weird. They hate that.
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David Harris @magisterdharris.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
The MAGA gang is desperately trying to characterize this kid who Murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it.
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Heather @heatherheight.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Trump tried to deport 700 Guatemalan foster children, many with no home or family in Guatemala, after midnight Sunday morning. A judge was called at 2:45 AM & stopped the illegal deportation.
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Church of Satan @churchofsatan.com · 02/09/2025
Adults only because of nudity and erotic content. churchofsatan.com/realm-of-sat...
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Realm of Satan streaming on AppleTV - Church of Satan
Scott Cummings’ portrait of the Church of Satan is now streaming on AppleTV! If you have AppleTV, Check it out! This film is for adults only as it does contain nudity and scenes with erotic content.
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David Harris @magisterdharris.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I've been to more Ozzy/Sabbath shows than any other artist. There is no musician that's had a more profound impact on my life. When someone's art speaks to you, you feel less alone, and a little more human. Thank you, Ozzy. Rest in power. #OzzyOsbourneRIP
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David Harris @magisterdharris.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Gotta love a girl that appreciates a gesture like that.
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OHFLNC0410 @ohfl410.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Thought we could use a morning laugh
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David Harris @magisterdharris.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Evangelical Christians are terrorists. There's no longer any debate about this. It's time to round them up and put them in camps. Send them to El Salvador.
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Heather @heatherheight.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Suspect in political assassination was a real jack of all trades, he was a thug and a suit. Here are some recordings of him preaching.
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L’unité dans le corps du Christ - CEF La Borne Matadi
Jour 15, Février devant ta face du Dimanche 12 Février 2023 1er Culte. Le repos après un travail bien fait Jean 17 : 20-23 Dr. Vance BOELTER, Pasteur (USA)   Jésus est la parole faite chair. S’il pron...
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Hollywood Horror Museum @horrormuseum.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Don't remember this book for some reason
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Heather @heatherheight.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
It's New York's turn.
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LIVE Mass Arrests at STOP TRUMP'S ICE Raids Protest in NYC
YouTube video by Status Coup News
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
#BookSky
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Heather @heatherheight.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Craziest press conference ever.
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Police Horse Trampling During LA ICE Protests
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Church of Satan @churchofsatan.com · 10/06/2025
The Metro #780, presented by Reverend Jeff Ivins, offers 80s, Post-Punk and New Wave music for your retro listening pleasure. churchofsatan.com/the-metro-780/
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The Metro #780 - Church of Satan
This week on The Metro, Rev. Jeff Ivins continues to bring the 80s to you with: Tommy Tutone, Bill Nelson, Bauhaus, Go West, Julie Brown, Sheena Easton, Roxy Music, Eddy Grant, Cyndi Lauper, Musical Y...
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David Harris @magisterdharris.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Hot take: AI is a godsend for people like me who cannot create without collaborating, but who hates being around other people so much that the just the thought of collaborating with other humans is exhausting.
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Heather @heatherheight.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Let's play: Find a Law That Israel Didn't Break - Bingo! Just to be fair, we'll limit the timeline to just the last 3 years. Here's your bingo card: www.icrc.org/sites/defaul...
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tales-typoz @tales-typoz.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
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David Harris @magisterdharris.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Name a film that has a happy ending that normies disagree with. #filmsky 🎥
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David Harris @magisterdharris.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Remember this Memorial Day to point and laugh at the graves of dead Confederate soldiers, because they're all traitorous losers that died as people that were not citizens of this country. #MemorialDayWeekend
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David Harris @magisterdharris.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
"See, when they did it, it was 'BUM bum bum ba ba bum bum, BUM bum bum ba ba bum bum,' but when I do it it's ' BUM bum bum ba ba bum bum, bum BUM bum bum ba ba bum bum.". It's totally different. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
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Gaetz insists use of ‘86’ is ‘distinct’ from Comey’s as MAGA accused of hypocrisy
Exclusive: Matt Gaetz told The Independent that his tweet last year saying he ‘had 86’d’ a number of prominent Republicans was ‘distinct’ from James Comey’s post
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Church of Satan @churchofsatan.com · 15/05/2025
Reverend Ivins discusses TV as the God of the masses, as well as body image in social nudism. churchofsatan.com/the-naked-sa...
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The Naked Satanist #004: TV God - Church of Satan
Rev. Jeff Ivins talks about TV being the new god with respect to religion. He also answers listener email about social nudity and body image. Stream Episode #004. Download Episode #004.
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Church of Satan @churchofsatan.com · 13/05/2025
The Wedding Funeral: Two concerts, including a Providence debut! churchofsatan.com/the-wedding-...
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The Wedding Funeral—Two Concerts - Church of Satan
Flemington DIY: 26 Stangl Road, Flemington, NJ 08822 Live Music – Punk / Alt / Indie May 16 @ 7:00 pm – 10:00 pm The Wedding Funeral (Gothic Country/Folk Punk) Eighty (Emo/Alternative) Redeye (Post-Ha...
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Church of Satan @churchofsatan.com · 12/05/2025
The Metro #776, presented by Reverend Jeff Ivins, offers 80s, Post-Punk and New Wave music for your retro listening pleasure. churchofsatan.com/the-metro-776/
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The Metro #776 - Church of Satan
This week on The Metro, Rev. Jeff Ivins brings you extended mixes of hits from 1980s featuring: Paul Young, Heaven 17, Culture Club, Tears For Fears, Tracey Ullman, Japan, OMD, Spandau Ballet, Bananar...
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Church of Satan @churchofsatan.com · 08/05/2025
DaddyBaphy is busy! churchofsatan.com/daddybaphy-a...
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Upcoming DaddyBaphy Appearances - Church of Satan
DaddyBaphys summer of Satan appearance dates continue to roll in. In early June you can catch his unholiness where it all started on the West Coast, when Baphy goes to pay his respects to the original...
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Church of Satan @churchofsatan.com · 07/05/2025
Satansplain #089 – Fascism and Zionism accusations (part 2) churchofsatan.com/satansplain-...
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Satansplain #089 - Fascism and Zionism accusations (part 2) - Church of Satan
While some idiots accuse Satanists of being “Nazi fascists,” other idiots even accuse Satanists of being “Talmudic Jews.” This episode picks up where the previous episode left off, with a further exam...
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Church of Satan @churchofsatan.com · 07/05/2025
The seventh full-length release from The Jimmy Psycho Experiment—“This Boat is A-Rockin'”—a collection of 14 smooth classic “yacht rock” tracks just in time for the summer season! churchofsatan.com/the-jimmy-ps...
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The Jimmy Psycho Experiment: "This Boat is A-Rockin'" - Church of Satan
The seventh full-length release from The Jimmy Psycho Experiment!  “This Boat is A-Rockin'” is a collection of 14 smooth classic “yacht rock” tracks just in time for the summer season!  Includes Jimmy...
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Church of Satan @churchofsatan.com · 05/05/2025
Goth Night returns to the SolArt Underground with live music by The Wedding Funeral. churchofsatan.com/the-wedding-...
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The Wedding Funeral at SolArt Underground - Church of Satan
Goth Night returns to the SolArt Underground! The festivities include live music by The Wedding Funeral, along with house DJ Joe Wislar of WQSV’s “A Glance into the Abyss.” Saturday, May 10 from 7:30p...
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Church of Satan @churchofsatan.com · 05/05/2025
The Metro #775, presented by Reverend Jeff Ivins, offers 80s, Post-Punk and New Wave music for your retro listening pleasure. churchofsatan.com/the-metro-775/
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The Metro #775 - Church of Satan
This week on The Metro, Rev. Jeff Ivins brings you more tunes for your time warp to the 1980s with: A-Ha, Siouxsie and The Banshees, Suzanne Vega, Power Station, Roxette, Marshall Crenshaw, Great Buil...
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Church of Satan @churchofsatan.com · 05/05/2025
Jack-o-Mart—the world’s first subscription dead-icated entirely to Halloween! churchofsatan.com/jack-o-mart/
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Jack-o-Mart! - Church of Satan
Priestess Renée and Reverend A.W. Storm Anderson, often referred to as the Queen and King of Halloween, have just launched their latest project—Jack-o-Mart! It’s the world’s first subscription dead-ic...
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Church of Satan @churchofsatan.com · 02/05/2025
In Satansplain #088, Magister Bill M. explores The Fascism Question churchofsatan.com/satansplain-...
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Satansplain #088 - Fascism and Zionism accusations (part 1) - Church of Satan
Sometimes Satanists get accused of being Nazi fascists. Other times, we’re getting accused of being Jewish Zionists. These accusations can’t both be right, but they can both be wrong. Hear part 1 of a...
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Church of Satan @churchofsatan.com · 02/05/2025
On this episode of The Neutral Wisdom Podcast, Satanist Robert Shirley discusses sensitivity and being offended with comedian, dance instructor, and Infernal Legionnaire Raul "House of Fire" Atondo. churchofsatan.com/the-neutral-...
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The Neutral Wisdom Podcast - I'm Offended - Church of Satan
I’m Offended Because You’re Offended – Sensitivity and Being Offended with Comedian Raul Atondo “I’m offended.” A statement heard all too often these days. Sometimes, it can certainly seem like  peopl...
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Heather @heatherheight.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I don't know who needs to hear this but, there was never an epidemic of shoplifting. The year they were closing stores and blaming shop lifting, over 300 articles were written about one shoplifting incidents at a Walgreens. You would think in an epidemic they would have more to write about.
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Heather @heatherheight.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Apparently, while defending policy on Wikipedia, they don't like it when you use too many words. On the on-line encyclopedia. You know, the thing synonymous would being full of words.
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David Harris @magisterdharris.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Weird that I just found this photo yesterday. He was reluctant to take the photo because Balls and I had our Baphomet medallions out. Weird dude. Helluva performer. Rest in power. #RIPSabu
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Church of Satan @churchofsatan.com · 19/04/2025
Rev. Thorn discusses the history of the Electric Hellfire Club, which will be resurrected to headline the upcoming Devil’s Night Show in October of 2025 in Tampa Florida at the Cuban Club. churchofsatan.com/undertaking-...
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Undertaking Satan Podcast Episode 20: It’s ALIVE! The Resurrection of the Electric Hellfire Club with Rev. Thomas Thorn - Church of Satan
Church of Satan Magister Thomas Thorn was interviewed by Grendal Deathawk, Active member of the Church of Satan, Licensed Funeral Director and Embalmer. Rev. Thorn discusses the history of the Electri...
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Church of Satan @churchofsatan.com · 24/04/2025
Anton LaVey didn’t plagiarize "Might is Right". He did what the book tells you to do: Take power and make it your own. And now we’ve documented it—thoroughly. churchofsatan.com/slaughter-an...
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Magister Slaughter Debunks LaVey Plagiarism Myth in Provocative New Essay - Church of Satan
For decades, critics have accused Anton LaVey, founder of the Church of Satan, of plagiarizing The Book of Satan, the fiery opening to his 1969 The Satanic Bible. In his incisive new essay, “Anton LaV...
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Church of Satan @churchofsatan.com · 27/04/2025
In keeping with the yearly tradition, DJ Rev. Hell On Wheels returns with a show full of Occult Rock and songs that truly give the Devil his due. churchofsatan.com/the-metal-gr...
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The Metal Grotto Episode 136 “Walpurgisnacht Special 2025" - Church of Satan
The Metal Grotto Episode 136 “Walpurgisnacht Special 2025” is now available! In keeping with the yearly tradition, Dj Rev. Hell On Wheels returns with a show full of Occult Rock and songs that truly g...
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Church of Satan @churchofsatan.com · 28/04/2025
The Metro #774, presented by Reverend Jeff Ivins, offers 80s, Post-Punk and New Wave music for your retro listening pleasure. churchofsatan.com/the-metro-774/
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The Metro #774 - Church of Satan
This week on The Metro, Rev. Jeff Ivins brings you these artists for your weekly time warp: Pretenders, Sugarcubes, Rod Stewart, Echo And The Bunnymen, Blasters, Plimsouls, Paul Young, ArcAdiA, Flesht...
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Church of Satan @churchofsatan.com · 29/04/2025
Muse n Monsters presents The Wedding Funeral at Wild Air Beerworks. churchofsatan.com/the-wedding-...
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THE WEDDING FUNERAL: Live in Asbury Park, Saturday, May 3rd! - Church of Satan
THE WEDDING FUNERAL LIVE IN ASBURY PARK THIS SATURDAY Doors at 6 PM$12 cash preferred From the NJ Pines, The Wedding Funeral bring their haunting style of gothic-americana to a world bereft of raw cyn...
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Church of Satan @churchofsatan.com · 30/04/2025
A "Wicked Walpurgisnacht!" to diabolists around the globe! churchofsatan.com/wicked-walpu...
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Wicked Walpurgisnacht! - Church of Satan
On this 59th anniversary of the founding of the Church of Satan, we, who are inspired by the pioneering efforts of Anton Szandor LaVey, take this night to celebrate his insights into the beast called ...
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Heather @heatherheight.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I'm curious to see how Americans handle not being the collective main character.
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Heather @heatherheight.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Do any of my friends happen to have a copy of "The Thunder: Perfect Mind" translation from 2010 by Hal Taussig?
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Heather @heatherheight.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Pam Bondi grosses me out.
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Heather @heatherheight.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
On to the 2nd fermentation! We did a taste test and WOW! It's way stronger than it should be. Tastes more like liquor than wine.
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