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Kali, the Psycho Alchemist @magickali.bsky.social · 19h

I'm finally eating three meals a day, and all it took was a little hospital stay!

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Kali, the Psycho Alchemist @magickali.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

People: Having a normal conversation. *They look over to me* Me:

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Kali, the Psycho Alchemist @magickali.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Attention Witches: Pro Tip: When searching for townsfolk to hex, Set your excel spreadsheets to organize them from "pride" descending. That way, you get the loudest and most arrogant ones first. Follow me for more tips on modern witchcraft and proper cauldron maintenance.

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Black Cat Salem Stirs Cauldron

Alt: Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch, stirs a cauldron

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Kali, the Psycho Alchemist @magickali.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I'm addicted to this show I found called Bee and Puppycat, and every single episode makes me hungry.

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Chip Bee And Puppycat

Alt: Bee And Puppycat chip eating

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Kali, the Psycho Alchemist @magickali.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

You cannot steal from artists, writers, musicians, and other creators, then claim it's making people's 'lives better'. Fun Fact: Waterfox is owned by internet advertising company System1 who has invested heavily in AI. Behold: system1group.com/blog/system1... See what a little homework can do?

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System1 Introduces AI Ad Testing Worth the Wait | System1 Group

When I stepped into the CGO role at System1, there was one genuinely daunting task on the list: apply the same rigor and behavioral science we've always brought to ad testing, but in a world where AI ...

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Kali, the Psycho Alchemist @magickali.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Yay! More incompetent candidates! 1. People who talk about 'common sense' never have any 2. This woman does not know anything about trans people and can't be bothered to learn. This laziness will carry into any job she would be elected into. She will sell you out at the first chance she gets.

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Kali, the Psycho Alchemist @magickali.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

A game so unpopular, that a giant monster attacks the city in the opening scene, just to stop them from playing it.

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Kali, the Psycho Alchemist @magickali.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Every night, I look through social media, and every night I am bombarded with the most delicious looking pizzas that have ever existed and I have to sit here, not having pizza. Could I order delivery? Sure, but I'm not paying $80 dollars (food, delivery, fees) because my budget is laughable. 😭

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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Shelters nationwide are overflowing. I know budgets are tight right now ... but if you can, please adopt a shelter dog. Some of them might have a little baggage from previous mistreatment, but the love and gratitude you'll get from an orphaned dog is beyond amazing. It'll feed your soul.

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Kali, the Psycho Alchemist @magickali.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You ever been so tired, you can't even post to social media without significant effort? That's me. Every day. Side note: I have leukemia and it SUUUUUUCKS.

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Kali, the Psycho Alchemist @magickali.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My artist sent me the latest color sketch of my book's cover before he begins the final work. It's good. It's too good. Now I wonder if my book can live up to the expectations of the cover. I think I've just developed a new anxiety. 📚💙

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Kali, the Psycho Alchemist @magickali.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Fun fact: When a trans woman starts HRT, generally she loses muscle mass, but still gains weight. Her heavier bones don't lose density, either. How is that relevant? Her body becomes harder to move. She's weaker, AND has to carry more weight. This can actually give cis women an advantage in sports.

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Kali, the Psycho Alchemist @magickali.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Hilarious Idea: After everyone drops out of Ed Sheeran's tour, everyone gets together and forms the same tour WITHOUT him. #FreePalestine

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Kali, the Psycho Alchemist @magickali.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Every day I log in, desperately looking for a morsel of good news. I never find it, and instead end up drowning myself in memes. I should be working on my book, but my body hurts.

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Kali, the Psycho Alchemist @magickali.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Thought of some spectacular plot points for my second book last night... as I was falling asleep. I've spent most of the day trying to reach the level of creativity my semi-conscious mind generates just to mock me. 📚💙

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Little Girl Falling Asleep While Waiting

Alt: Little Girl Falling Asleep While Waiting

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Kali, the Psycho Alchemist @magickali.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Wait, is Anthropic admitting their product is committing treason?

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Kali, the Psycho Alchemist @magickali.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

We used to call this 'stalking'. I think we made it illegal at some point...

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Kali, the Psycho Alchemist @magickali.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

In honor of what I'm told is a Star Trek Kirkaversary, I will be remembering one of the best captain's of Starfleet: Captain Benjamin Sisko! (as played by Avery Brooks)

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Sisko Toast

Alt: Avery Brooks as Benjamin Sisko on Star Trek: Deep Space 9

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Kali, the Psycho Alchemist @magickali.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Is it possible we stopped the work of maintaining friendships with actual people and switched to pod-casts & AI because they're instant friends we can turn on and off at our convenience? Is our loneliness a product of our own laziness, or an economy that takes all our energy just to survive?

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Spongebob Squarepants Sad with Coffee at Diner

Alt: Spongebob Squarepants Sad with Coffee at Diner

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Kali, the Psycho Alchemist @magickali.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

。　 ☆。 ☆ 。　　 ☆ ☆。　　☆ ಠ_ಠ What the actual fuck? ☆ 。　。　☆ 。　 ☆。　　。　　☆。

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Kali, the Psycho Alchemist @magickali.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Name a film that you watched repeatedly as a child. The 80's were full of movies designed to embed a deep existential crisis in kids. Examples: The Adventures of Mark Twain (below) The Neverending Story Something Wicked This Way Comes The Dark Crystal Time Bandits The Secret of NIMH Return to Oz

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Creepiest scene from any kid's movie - Adventures of Mark Twain

YouTube video by David Ridlen

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Kali, the Psycho Alchemist @magickali.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Something's been bugging me about Medusa. Her hair is made of snakes that come out of her head. I assume they can bite things, but can they eat things too? It's just... their bodies end at her scalp, you know... where their butts would be, but that goes like... into her brain?

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Um Um Ok

Alt: Close up of a doll looking uncomfortable

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Kali, the Psycho Alchemist @magickali.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

My aura today is best described as: There appears to have been a struggle...

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Kali, the Psycho Alchemist @magickali.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I wrote a full mystery/comedy/fantasy novel. It's got all the standard stuff: murder, alcoholic warlocks, trans sarcastic alchemists, side-quests, light romance... you know, the usual. Now I have add a blurb, author section, AND price it? Do I look like I know what I'm doing? BECAUSE I DO NOT. 📚💙

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Bobawooyo Dog Confused Expression

Alt: Bobawooyo Dog Confused Expression

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Kali, the Psycho Alchemist @magickali.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Remember that study that suggested the more money you make the less you give a shit about anyone but yourself?

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How Wealth Reduces Compassion

As riches grow, empathy for others seems to decline

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Kali, the Psycho Alchemist @magickali.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Fun fact: The word "Dogpiling" does not appear anywhere in the linked article.

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Kali, the Psycho Alchemist @magickali.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Badger Badger Badger Mushroom! Mushroom! OLD! OOOOOLD! YOU'RE OOOOOOOOLD.... Badger Badger Badger...

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Kali, the Psycho Alchemist @magickali.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I just listened to a guided meditation video, ended up thinking about my dog that recently died, then spent 20 minutes balling my eyeballs out about it. I am super tense now. I am not doing this right.

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Kali, the Psycho Alchemist @magickali.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

It was the love of hard liquor... and an absolute disdain for a functioning liver.

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Kali, the Psycho Alchemist @magickali.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Not a day goes by I don't think about them. Two tiny dogs changed not just my life, but who I am. Goliath & Shahrazad forever. #NationalRainbowBridgeRemembranceDay

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Kali, the Psycho Alchemist @magickali.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

If you want a politician to vote in the interest of the people, you need to buy one. Most states do not have ethical mandates, nor proper recall mechanisms. It's not that the system is broken, it's that no one is willing to fix it, or change it in any meaningful way.

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Kali, the Psycho Alchemist @magickali.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I hit the "Subscribe" button to that channel so hard I broke my wrist.

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Kali, the Psycho Alchemist @magickali.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I stopped playing Magic: The Gathering when the cards started to read like Terms of Service agreements. If a card takes more than three sentences to say what it does, I'm pulling a Chris Fleming and deleting you from my phones contact list.

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Kali, the Psycho Alchemist @magickali.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I was at the supermarket when I realized that Lunchables are just charcuterie boards for children.

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Kali, the Psycho Alchemist @magickali.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

It is the time you have lost for your rose that makes your rose so important. -Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince

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Kali, the Psycho Alchemist @magickali.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Pulling yourself out of a horrible depression is nearly impossible, but I'm trying. I'm not succeeding, but I'm trying.

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Kali, the Psycho Alchemist @magickali.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

This was my first dog, Goliath. He died a few years ago, but his impact on my life was extraordinary.

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Kali, the Psycho Alchemist @magickali.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Nothing can prepare you for the loss of a pet, but the loss of an emotional support animal is particularly devastating. I'm finding it hard to do literally anything. I had no idea how much of my happiness depended on such a small dog.

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Kali, the Psycho Alchemist @magickali.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I lost my best friend of 16 years yesterday. I'm a mess, but I'd like everyone to just know that she existed, and she was wonderful. Spare a thought for Shahrazad if you can, she was one of a kind.

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