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Der Freischütz

@magicalbullet.bsky.social
29 followers 26 following 19 posts

"Just as the Devil said, the bullets will puncture anything you please. Forever." //Project Moon parody account, not affiliated with PM

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Der Freischütz @magicalbullet.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Cannot believe this was a statement I must say, but if anyone sees any images of me being affected by 'Pink Shoes', they're fake. That didn't happen. My argument? The Martini-Henry in my hands.
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Der Freischütz @magicalbullet.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Indeed. If you offer me a payment, I shall fire this gun at anyone you desire. And it will never miss, my magical bullets always hit their targets.
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Der Freischütz @magicalbullet.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Already have, and I will, depending if I am paid or not. Whoever pays me decides where my bullet shall land.
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Der Freischütz @magicalbullet.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Attach wheels to it and do a kick flip.
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Der Freischütz @magicalbullet.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
media.tenor.com
a video game called magic bullet is being played on a computer screen
ALT: a video game called magic bullet is being played on a computer screen
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Der Freischütz @magicalbullet.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
You're incriminating yourself by doing this.
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Der Freischütz @magicalbullet.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Why is this embarrassing?
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Der Freischütz @magicalbullet.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Water found in ocean. Of course she's cool. She's Red.
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Der Freischütz @magicalbullet.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
...keep the marshmallows off my gun and give me half and I won't shoot you.
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Der Freischütz @magicalbullet.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I'd gladly shoot transphobes for free. Or any other form of bigot.
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Der Freischütz @magicalbullet.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Good idea. Don't fight the skeletons, it *does not* end well.
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Der Freischütz @magicalbullet.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Understood. @animacktheduck.bsky.social
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Der Freischütz @magicalbullet.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
That's the point.
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Der Freischütz @magicalbullet.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I'm not a glorified stove.
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Der Freischütz @magicalbullet.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
No.
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Der Freischütz @magicalbullet.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Understood. [He readies his rifle, runes appearing from it, and he fires.] Now, my payment. Hand it over.
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Der Freischütz @magicalbullet.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
One time, an agent tried to roast a rotisserie chicken using my head. I promptly shot them but it did make me mildly curious...
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Der Freischütz @magicalbullet.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Many refer to me as an "aurafarmer". Good. A gunman like me should have their presence be known, and the threat they bring feared.
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Der Freischütz @magicalbullet.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
In some worlds, I am a righteous hunter, and in some, a bloodstained gunman. As long as I can fire away, that is all that matters. If you so require my services, merely ask.
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