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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Denshattack! (2026) near-perfect game top OST of the year, levels flow in such a satisfying way and the story surprisingly expands in scope a lot greater than I imagined. having the split between standard "get from A to B" courses, trick parks and races along with wild boss fights is great.
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Monster Hunter Rise | Sunbreak (2022) finally actually hit the final boss in this and yeah this shit is some of the best monhun ever really well-rounded monster cast, wirebug skills are cool, switch skills are a good way to build out weapon variety, only downside is hunting horn. goss harag is COOL
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sinners (2025) FROM DUSK TIL DAWN IF IT WAS GOOD no but seriously I love how serious in tone this is for the majority of it and the way they keep the mundane scenes more tense than the action bits. the search for connection and community is such a good framing for this
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
CICADAMATA" (2026) everyone's like 'oh this is marathon oh this is neon white' nah dude this is jumping flash 3 love the flow of levels and the little bastards you need to explode and the various ways you can do that to optimize score, OST slaps, all-around good time bite-sized shooter
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026) this one fuckin rocks, picks up like just a bit after the prior film and kelson is still one of the best characters in this series. all the jimmy scenes are crazy uncomfortable and I really appreciate how warm the tone ends up being overall despite the horrors
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lil Gator Game: In The Dark (2026) surprisingly expansive DLC that feels like it effectively doubles the playtime, functions as a cute postgame. the new abilities tied to weapons and the "boss battles" are really cute ideas, love the new freaks hanging out down here
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025) I legitimately don't know how the hell they filmed a lot of this. really astoundingly good and you don't really lose out on not having seen the prior shows. this is actually better than what it's spoofing too!
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
catchup time again Big Walk (2026) really lovely coop game, gives you the exact vibe of accidentally pushing your friend off a nature trail and having to fall after them to make sure they're not lost. adored the puzzles in this and looking forward to the extra stuff after the end.
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
oh my god I finally realized the pose here
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Cook Serve Forever (2025) honestly I'm glad I waited on playing this but the game is a lot more satisfying after the update that changed the recipes to set steps. music's great, story actually wraps up in a surprising way and the voice acting's really well done
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
ILA: A Frosty Glide cute and short and a satisfying little progression curve with the explorable areas looping back on each other and just a bit of platforming mixed in. personally I just like having a good low-intensity game in-between the crackhead platformers I play
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
this is actually funnier without the character in question being shown
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
they should make this fight hard
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Final Fantasy 16 (2023) it's averaged out to Just Fine imo. there's some cool stuff in here and neat fights but the combat is so cooldown-rotationy to its detriment; most fights are pretty samey. anything that's not a boss fight or neat cutscene is where the game gives up on budget, story included
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Vholume (2026) despite not being much of a leaderboard chaser I can see myself plugging away at some of the silver times maybe, game just feels really good to move around in and the stage flow feels immaculate. seems like a bunch of other unlocks and stuff tucked away too so it's pretty hefty.
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Yuri Sword Saga (2024) realized I hadn't actually finished this one so I went back and cleared it as well, I like the idea of the base stages being a little more shmup structured with waves and then the boss at the end being able to be played as a separate difficulty with harder patterns. cute!
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Abyss Kitchen (2026) this was a really surprising one, pico games has really charming design choices. adorable presentation, solid structure and still manages to fit surprises in the gameplay and bosses. big fan of the standard stage format and how many plates you gotta spin
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
LURRUNA - The Island of Towering Automatons (2026) man I really love the feeling of this game. your mode of attack being bombs with arcs and different throw angles means the enemy and level design is built around that really well, fun 1CC and EX mode is a bit evil, scraped by with 5 continues.
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Jenny The Witch (2026) a neat little action platformer that manages to give a sense of armored core heft to the combat, has a decent mix of combat arenas and little platforming challenges in a linear format. environment design is a bit samey but there's a good amount of enemy variety
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
yeah, I'm a short story writer
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Find Matt's Cats (2026) I am a sucker for hidden object games when they're done well and not only is the artstyle fantastic, the scope is pretty insane. multiple difficulties along with stickers/cards and gems to find and buy different mascots or pointers/filters with. SUPER cute
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
End of Starchild (2026) I could cheat and say this is my favorite standalone exe of a doom engine game but honestly this is probably the best fps experience I've had in the past decade. cool shmup/fps mashup with an astoundingly good soundtrack/guns/level design and some fuckin wild secrets
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Mermaid Mask (2026) I ADORED this one, really good mystery with so many great performances from the cast and tied with a bow of beautiful animation/art direction/OST. saying as little as I can about the actual game but aside from that Grimoire and Sally are such good bickering partners
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Obsession (2025) oghhhh I haven't been this unnerved since Hereditary, at least far back as I can remember for viscerally uncomfortable movies. outstanding work from Nikki's actress and another "you really gotta kill yourself man" movie right after the last one
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
[denanigans movie night] Deadstream (2022) really ridiculously plausible concept with a man you are basically craving for to die for a majority of it and still has some good scares in it. really good job for what seems like a smaller budget, I'd rank it higher if not for the piss waterboarding
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Time Tripper (2021) heard EoS is a crazy good doom wad and picked this up, eight fairly strong levels and the change of (nearly) everything to projectiles definitely gives it a neat shmup flavor. doesn't play around with it too much, monsters are mostly vanilla with a few additions but it's good!
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Animal Crossing: The Movie (2006) most appropriately just a slice of life but has a few small running arcs to give the movie a reason to exist, this one is really just pleasant. not only has the game music, you get a full KK slider song out of this
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
is it just me or does her third one aim really weirdly? feels like it stutter steps between locations unlike the others that move smoothly
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Asura the Striker (2023) lovely little space harrier-ish game, especially impressive from a 2-dev team. nice music, actually on the more-readable side for the genre of rail shooter it's in, the EX gear seems like an easy mode since I 1cc'd without much effort so seems like no-mech's the way to go
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Gimmick! special edition (2023) not really an ideal way to experience the game considering the input lag and some wacky things like the game disliking tabbing out but it's fucking Gimmick! babey
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Deltarune Chapter 5 (2026) I had a great time! It's all downhill from here.
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Marcel the Shell with Shoes On (2021) this guy gets read so hard lmao marcel's a fantastic little fella and I adored this film, it's been a good bit since I've seen one where the little conversation scenes carry it so strongly, nails the mockumentary vibe it's going for
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
turns out last month was "play a million hours of things I've already beaten" but I have a few catchup bits One Battle After Another (2025) really enjoyed this one, probably enhanced by the fact I was blind on it so the premise of the movie knocked me on my ass. great performances from everyone
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
this one except you get a little doggy familiar
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
hell yeah, I ended up cutting it wayyyy closer
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
toby let me play deltarune ch5 early but the extended platforming segment felt a little weird
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Mina the Hollower (2026) this isn't a zelda or a dark souls, this is a fucking isometric castlevania! god I love the variety of ways you can play this and the modifiers just quadruple that easy to say this is the best thing yacht club's put out so I'm glad it landed on its feet
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Lego Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight this is basically baby's first arkham city and the plot of EVERY BATMAN FILM mashed together so it's actually the best batman game you could ever play. writing's very charming and a lot of neat callbacks that go over my head and other silly references
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
just updating this don't mind me
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
[denanigans movie night] 28 Years Later (2025) big surprise that they land on their feet after what the last film was, it's a very unexpected film both visually and what the soundtrack has going on. a surprising amount of warmth in this one even compared to the first, also the most unhinged shit
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Weapons (2025) holy SHIT dude, I came into this with some pretty high expectations admittedly but I really enjoyed this more than I expected. I think some of the scenes could have gone without as much of a view from the other side but the rest is great. I trust this guy with the resident evil film
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Prince of Persia (2008) id this on a whim since I wanted something kinda just okay to chew through. like a step below the satisfaction of figuring out traversal in SotC, broken up by some of the silliest combat imaginable. I like the general pacing of the platforming even if it's hypertutorialized
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Megaman Zero (1-4, 2002~2005) figured I'd toss this as a group since I had like good recollection of most but the back half of these are some of the best GBA games you can play. 3 is great and 4 is like almost as good as megaman 11 to me, making this spinoff probably the best other than legends?
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Dome Keeper (2022) turns out you can make me like a survival game by just making it an arcade format! mining and dragging shit back to your defensive position between waves of hellish enemies is really satisfying with it probably dragging less as a multiplayer thing compared to if I tried solo
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Drill Dozer (2005) I brought this to book(game) club to see if others felt the same about how many things you could see changing about this to make it actually good. turns out there's a lot, this game kinda blows! the gimmick is underused but the best thing I'd pick out is the visuals and ost maybe
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
[denanigans movie night] 28 Weeks Later (2007) jarring how it felt like nothing happened and nobody went anywhere in this one compared to 28 days later. double the budget all for some explosions and people fucking around in a parking structure for over half of it? most of the cast is replaceable!
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small goat the size of a large goat 🐐 @magicalarson.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Dino Quake (2025) lovely little arcade platformer where instead of bubble bobble's mechanic of capturing enemies you stun them and kick their ass down ledges to knock into others. short, sweet, lots of alternate characters that have silly stat differences and unique ending portraits. worth a shot!
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