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Maggie Westrum

@maggiewestrum.bsky.social
1.9K followers 620 following 11K posts

gentle amusement cloaked in mystery.

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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 10h
Had one of those little plastic stoppers!
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 10h
I’m so boring IRL I once went to a Halloween party dressed as Liz Lemon
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 10h
Standing at the foot of The Exorcist stairs in Georgetown
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 16h
Cupcakes are a big deal in Georgetown
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 18h
Flor Books & Coffee in Georgetown
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 21h
She’s a genius!
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 23h
I called it!
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Georgetown or close vicinity
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Because it’s not really a trip until I visit every cute little bookstore in the area
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Amazing
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Rothko
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Also golf
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s cooler in DC than Minneapolis 🤷‍♀️ Also, reflecting pool not looking good
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My hair looks nice
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes.
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thank you
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😞
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Go to ChatGPT and ask it to create a vintage 1960’s movie poster of you!
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why are Bongo and I heading to DC this morning?
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gorgeous
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Genuinely depressing to hear this
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Jeremy Strong as Superman.”
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Worst state to name your band after?
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wow! Just got off the phone with a HIGHLY PLACED SOURCE. You will NOT BELIEVE what’s coming! Follow me to learn more.
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All of them, yes, absolutely
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The one with the ball
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
True
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Interesting
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I actually don’t have one
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pop-up
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
nobody is talking about my book
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🥰
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So I turn on the sportsball and it seems Mister McCarthy was not the team’s big weakness
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🤘
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Maybe
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Should I change my name to Cosima van Oy?
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tucker Carlson may not be very bright
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I saw Radioactive Jugs open for Sugar on their reunion tour
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@artsmia.bsky.social
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bowfinger
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Seeing the Paris Couture exhibition tonight at the Minneapolis Institute of Art. I am seriously underdressed.
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every time I see Kathy Hochul, I think she’s going to shout “What is that musty smell?"
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is The Rock related to Chris Rock?
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is I’ve Been Waiting a better song than Girlfriend?
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I feel like there’s a lot to unpack here
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