MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 15/10/2026This woman at the restaurant asked if she could try a sample of their mac & cheese before ordering it and I was not aware that was a thing you could do. 000 0
Reposted by MaggieMae34BK? @whitesox.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I wolde smyte my lord out on thre piches. Slider withoute. He feleth as he were drenchid. Curveball in the erthe, of cours he chaseth it. Ladybird y-souk, sle thy-self. And bang 97 withinne corner. Thou art out. Thou were alweyes out. Thou hast be out sith the day that thou were born. 7769267 0
MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 12/10/2026These books had no business being as fun as they were! 000 0
MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I live like 20 minutes from the Northwestern campus & I think I’m a Wildcats fan now. 020 0
Reposted by MaggieMae34Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If I had gotten hit by a car to get this photo it would have been worth it 1433048 0
Reposted by MaggieMae34HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/09/2026Trump’s new AI website is kinda fun, it turns out. 5441391126 0
Reposted by MaggieMae34Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Star Spangled Banner being played by the Mariachi Herencia de Mexico band before the Bears-Eagles game in Chicago on Monday Night Football was a deeply cool thing to see tonight 17124702613 0
MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Getting into Fall with some good reads this week. 🍁🍁🍁 120 0
MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hello, I helped a tiny squirrel get out of traffic today & realized afterwards a white SUV was patiently letting me do my thing for like 3 mins. Cc @darthbluesky.bsky.social 2101 0
MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 23/09/2026@briancgrubb.bsky.social @actioncookbook.com I want to make Philly Cheesesteak sandwiches for the Bears/Eagles game next week. Can you please share your best recipes? 100 0
MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I very nicely answered the Marquette donation call tonight & told my alma mater that I won’t be donating any money until they stop pushing AI. Go Marquette. 000 0
Reposted by MaggieMae34CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026holy shit Caleb, that stop on the sideline was hilarious 922036 0
Reposted by MaggieMae34JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026How I imagine it feels trying to tackle Caleb Williamsstatic.klipy.comRocky Balboa Chasing ChickenALT: Rocky Balboa Chasing Chicken 1479 0
Reposted by MaggieMae34Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Lol Caleb just did the Lamar Jackson skrrrrrrrt on that scramble 1035911 0
MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Yesterday was a bad day but everyone on the 151 bus was fucking amazing. 011 0
MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You know what Wilson-Phillips, I’ve been holding on a little too long at this point tbh. 000 0
MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 18/09/2026As a Cubs fan, watching PCA has been unreal this season! I’ve been to a couple games this year & fans will just start PCA chants unprompted — amazing vibes in Wrigley! 010 0
Reposted by MaggieMae34darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026this week has gone on long enough tbh 742325188 0
MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Like 10 years ago someone broke into my dad’s car and he was offended that they didn’t even bother to steal any of his cassettes lol. 1211 0
MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Everyone is crashing out after the first NFL Sunday and I’m over here like:static.klipy.comPudgy Penguin Relaxing in SpringAlt: Pudgy Penguin Relaxing in Spring 000 0
Reposted by MaggieMae34Patrick Klepek @patrickklepek.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The Chicago Fucking Bears Have Scored 50 Points 2222318 0
MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Absolutely loved & devoured this spicy & sweet romcom. 😍😍😍 020 0
MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 08/09/2026This was such an excellent read @darthbluesky.bsky.social!!! Just wanted to share. 021 0
MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 02/09/2026One time my friend ordered them at dinner very confidentially so I assumed he knew what they were. I found out the next day he did not in fact knew what sweetbreads were. 😆 2190 0
MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I am angrily texting all of my friends about why baseball doesn’t belong on NBC on a Sunday night. 010 0
MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Fondly recalling the time my coworker from North Carolina had just moved to Chicago in May and by August she sighed in exasperation & went: “Does ANYONE in Chicago work on Fridays?!?!” No, no we don’t lol. 010 0
MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Bartenders love to give me upgrades and free booze lol. 010 0
MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Bartender: This drink is supposed to go in a smaller cup but I thought you deserved a big one. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 110 0
MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Chief Engineer: Everything good? Contractor: (Sighing) Not really. Happy Friday!!! 😂😂😂 010 0
MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Metra conductor: How we doing today? Guy: Living the dream. Metra conductor: Yours or somebody else’s? 😆😆😆 010 0
MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Metra conductor: It’s Monday folks — don’t give them too much of yourself today. You’ve got a whole week ahead of yourself. 010 0
MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I’ve always said I’d make a good detective & this week a manager who has NEVER divulged their age gave it up to me unprompted.static.klipy.comColumbo: So WhatAlt: Columbo 010 0
MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Why didn’t I ask my girlfriends? Well bc they have BIGGER problems. 000 0
MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Guy 1: it looks good but I also don’t know what “disco” means. Fair. 100 0
MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 22/08/2026In hindsight, asking 3 guy friends if a dress is “disco” enough for a work party was a poor decision. 100 0
MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I just explained to my dad that the actor who plays Jacob is named Taylor Lautner and married to a woman also named Taylor Lautner. 000 0
MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Me: Remember that show “Zoo” on CBS? Him: Yeah. Me: The main guy on that show plays Kristen Stewart’s dad in these movies. Him: Oh I love that guy! Me: I know, that’s why I told you. 100 0
MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Him: I still don’t understand how they can go outside in the sun. Me: (Sigh) Every vampire has some sort of weird superpower. Like one can see the future and another can manipulate you. Just go with it. 100 0