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MaggieMae34

@maggiemae34.bsky.social
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Foodie. Bourbon lover. Bibliophile. Architecture nerd. Described once by a client as an "Epicurean Anthropologist." Chicagoan.

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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I am SOBBING at this. All the guys!!!
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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I was thinking the same thing lol!
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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This woman at the restaurant asked if she could try a sample of their mac & cheese before ordering it and I was not aware that was a thing you could do.
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BK? @whitesox.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I wolde smyte my lord out on thre piches. Slider withoute. He feleth as he were drenchid. Curveball in the erthe, of cours he chaseth it. Ladybird y-souk, sle thy-self. And bang 97 withinne corner. Thou art out. Thou were alweyes out. Thou hast be out sith the day that thou were born.
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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
These books had no business being as fun as they were!
The Girl Who Cried Bigfoot by Hazel Marie Wilde & Roxie RayNobody Told Me Thrift Shops Sell Stolen Dragon Heirlooms by Lindsey Devin
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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Autumn book update!!! ❤️🍂✨🍁
You’ll Be The Death of Me by Holly Michelle Fall Me Maybe by Laney HatcherFlirty Fall Fling by Lyra Parish
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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I live like 20 minutes from the Northwestern campus & I think I’m a Wildcats fan now.
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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A Fall book update. 🍁🍂❤️
Under Your Spell by Laura WoodSomething About September by Julia McKayFall Shook Up by Piper Sheldon
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If I had gotten hit by a car to get this photo it would have been worth it
A man in a black helmet and khaki motorcycle gear rides his motorcycle down a street in Manhattan. In the motorcycle’s sidecar, a dog that looks like a heeler mix stands at attention with his front paws up on the front of the sidecar, his eyes protected by a set of khaki motorcycle goggles. The dog is wearing a harness that sort of looks like a biker vest. He appears to be having the time of his life.
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/09/2026
Trump’s new AI website is kinda fun, it turns out.
Can the president use taxpayer funds to air his old campaign ads on TV?

No. Federal appropriations law has long barred using taxpayer funds for political advertising.
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Star Spangled Banner being played by the Mariachi Herencia de Mexico band before the Bears-Eagles game in Chicago on Monday Night Football was a deeply cool thing to see tonight
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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She doesn’t even go here!
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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Same here in Chicago!
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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Getting into Fall with some good reads this week. 🍁🍁🍁
Gold Dust Woman by Mandy BexBig Bad Wolf by Laurie GilmoreIf It Makes You Happy by Julie OliviaIt’s Different This Time by Joss Richard
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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hello, I helped a tiny squirrel get out of traffic today & realized afterwards a white SUV was patiently letting me do my thing for like 3 mins. Cc @darthbluesky.bsky.social
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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@briancgrubb.bsky.social @actioncookbook.com I want to make Philly Cheesesteak sandwiches for the Bears/Eagles game next week. Can you please share your best recipes?
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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I very nicely answered the Marquette donation call tonight & told my alma mater that I won’t be donating any money until they stop pushing AI. Go Marquette.
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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
CALEB NOOOOOOO
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
holy shit Caleb, that stop on the sideline was hilarious
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How I imagine it feels trying to tackle Caleb Williams
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Rocky Balboa Chasing Chicken
ALT: Rocky Balboa Chasing Chicken
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lol Caleb just did the Lamar Jackson skrrrrrrrt on that scramble
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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Breakfast of fucking champions.
Chili cheese dog, Bloody Mary, Dunkin coffee
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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yesterday was a bad day but everyone on the 151 bus was fucking amazing.
Cta Bus interaction
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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You know what Wilson-Phillips, I’ve been holding on a little too long at this point tbh.
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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
As a Cubs fan, watching PCA has been unreal this season! I’ve been to a couple games this year & fans will just start PCA chants unprompted — amazing vibes in Wrigley!
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this week has gone on long enough tbh
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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Like 10 years ago someone broke into my dad’s car and he was offended that they didn’t even bother to steal any of his cassettes lol.
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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Everyone is crashing out after the first NFL Sunday and I’m over here like:
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Pudgy Penguin Relaxing in Spring
Alt: Pudgy Penguin Relaxing in Spring
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Patrick Klepek @patrickklepek.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Chicago Fucking Bears Have Scored 50 Points
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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They closed the mall in suburb by me lol.
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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Absolutely loved & devoured this spicy & sweet romcom. 😍😍😍
Much Ado About Hating You by Sarah Echavarre Smith
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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I need this on a shirt ASAP.
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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This was such an excellent read @darthbluesky.bsky.social!!! Just wanted to share.
Die For Me by Shirlene Obuobi
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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
One time my friend ordered them at dinner very confidentially so I assumed he knew what they were. I found out the next day he did not in fact knew what sweetbreads were. 😆
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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I am angrily texting all of my friends about why baseball doesn’t belong on NBC on a Sunday night.
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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Fondly recalling the time my coworker from North Carolina had just moved to Chicago in May and by August she sighed in exasperation & went: “Does ANYONE in Chicago work on Fridays?!?!” No, no we don’t lol.
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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Bartenders love to give me upgrades and free booze lol.
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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Bartender: This drink is supposed to go in a smaller cup but I thought you deserved a big one. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Drinks along the Chicago Riverwalk
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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Happy Friday to meeeee.
A Manhattan at Tavern on Rush and “Gray Area” by Kay Cove Asian chicken salad at Tavern on Rush
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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Chief Engineer: Everything good? Contractor: (Sighing) Not really. Happy Friday!!! 😂😂😂
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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Metra conductor: How we doing today? Guy: Living the dream. Metra conductor: Yours or somebody else’s? 😆😆😆
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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Metra conductor: It’s Monday folks — don’t give them too much of yourself today. You’ve got a whole week ahead of yourself.
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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I’ve always said I’d make a good detective & this week a manager who has NEVER divulged their age gave it up to me unprompted.
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Columbo: So What
Alt: Columbo
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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Why didn’t I ask my girlfriends? Well bc they have BIGGER problems.
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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Guy 1: it looks good but I also don’t know what “disco” means. Fair.
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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
One is roping in his wife which I appreciate.
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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
In hindsight, asking 3 guy friends if a dress is “disco” enough for a work party was a poor decision.
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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I just explained to my dad that the actor who plays Jacob is named Taylor Lautner and married to a woman also named Taylor Lautner.
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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Me: Remember that show “Zoo” on CBS? Him: Yeah. Me: The main guy on that show plays Kristen Stewart’s dad in these movies. Him: Oh I love that guy! Me: I know, that’s why I told you.
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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Him: I still don’t understand how they can go outside in the sun. Me: (Sigh) Every vampire has some sort of weird superpower. Like one can see the future and another can manipulate you. Just go with it.
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