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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser

@magedowser.shrinks.you
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You cannot begin to imagine it but I most dearly implore you to try. shrinks.you

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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 22/09/2026
🎨 by @batponysnufffilm.mov
I intend this as mockery of all those who desire anything good or positive in life.
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 05/09/2026
Soon you each will shimmer Soon you all will shine 🎨 by @maneymaw.bsky.social 🐻 as @fairlymanaged.com 🐭 as @fandroit.bsky.social 🐱 as @vawdkot.bsky.social 🦌 as @crimsonrune.bsky.social
A masterful painting of Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser dangling the one and only Fairly "Bearguy" Managed over his open maw. The wizard's sharp teeth and taunting tongue appear to be coated in the viscera of previously devoured creatures. Below this, the bottom half of the canvas depicts the inside of the mage's stomach, wherein a variety of creatures melt and decay horrifically amidst a pool of shimmering acid. Some bear a fresh agony while others are wholly deceased.
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 21/08/2026
It becomes the obligation of the false self to destroy or submit to the true self.
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 18/08/2026
Almost there. 🎨 by @fairlymanaged.com
A render of Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser drifting with subtle acceleration toward the gravitational influence of an indeterminate planet, its darkened surface speckled with the familiar glow of bustling cities. The wah appears to have surrendered himself completely to the serenity of the cosmos. Eyes closed and grin untroubled, his legs hinge in trail with the arc of his projection while his arms follow weightlessly in front of him. The reflection of starlight on his bracelets and tail ring insinuates a distinct trajectory toward which he falls head and shoulders first.
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 18/08/2026
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 10/08/2026
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 10/08/2026
Sorry I can't hear you over how gay and iconic I am 🎨 by www.instagram.com/puno_officia... with additional polishing and effects by @fairlymanaged.com
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 30/07/2026
A wasted wish begs our retreat For ours the ears all wishes meet 🎨 by @theemeralddragon.net 🦊🟣 as @squishi.bsky.social
An astonishing view of Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser and Dana - widely recognized "World's (and perhaps beyond) Best Genie" - in her super kitsune form. The duo of looming magic users stands purposefully above a towering cityscape in which the viewer appears to be helplessly immersed. Distinct, potent auras swirl and spiral in coordination with the mythical ploys of the transcendent giants, much to the uncertainty but presumed dismay of the residents of the unimpressive metropolis.
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 18/07/2026
Unique SSR LV 99 my oc I HAVE BESTED YOUR GAME AND CONQUERED ALL THERE IS TO CONQUER
I desperately need hobbies.
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 15/07/2026
damn that’s crazy
wow wow wow
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 30/06/2026
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 20/06/2026
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 17/06/2026
And here he is now! 🎨 by @wretchedwrench.bsky.social 🐻‍❄️ as @majortoob.bsky.social
A vibrant portrayal of the infamous Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser and the iconic Major “Toobs” Colonel. In the lowliest foreground of the canvas, the skyline of a stirring city directs the viewer’s gaze up toward the giant-sized, wizardly wah who dons a dark hoodie of mystical, robe-like proportion, across which is written “MY BF IS BIGGER.” As this rather blunt omen would have it, Toobs - a chunky polar bear dressed only in pink shorts - looms even more thoroughly above the stomping wah and the doomed metropolis alike, his paw dominating the sky as it readies to erase several city blocks at the least, and perhaps smother the smaller giant should the wah choose not to blink from the polar bear’s way.
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 29/05/2026
Shake shake shake 🎨 by @essyx.bsky.social
A monochrome depiction of Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser as seen from within a sort of snowglobe land. In the foreground, a humble village and its inhabitants suffer the consequences of the corpulent mage tilting their land as a whole to its side as the mechanism containing it appears to rest in his palm. A myriad of tiny beasts tumble and fall toward the right side of the canvas, as do their carts, wares, and the second stories of cottages that clearly could have been built more sturdily. Beyond the reflection of their clear glass sky, the wizard watches their plight with a chubby, cheeky grin, while carefully balancing another jarred town in his other hand.
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 09/05/2026
WAH ETERNITY 💫 AVOWED IN MYTH AS "DOWSIE WOWSIE" 💫 POLITELY ENIGMATIC 💫 MORE THAN YOU THOUGHT 💫 COVERED IN BEARS? 💫 DON'T ASK ME TO SAVE YOU I'M JUST HERE FOR LUNCH 💫 YES, IT'S PERMANENT 💫 NICE HAT! 💫 FINALLY AT PEACE WITH THE OCCULT 💫 STILL APPREHENSIVE TOWARD RATTLESNAKES 🎨 by @fairlymanaged.com
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 01/05/2026
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 01/05/2026
Ashen checkin cock
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 11/04/2026
I would dissipate the omniverse entire should it obstruct my pursuit toward
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 09/04/2026
you after I beat you dead
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 23/03/2026
Chore each grueling day away be times of frost or vernal Die with nothing left to give or sleep when you're eternal 🎨 by @arven.bsky.social
A masterful painting of Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser as depicted from a bird's-eye view. The red panda, dressed in purple robes, lies carelessly across a vivid landscape compared to which he appears of giant proportions. His nap obstructs a number of rivers and roadways, and a single paw shifts the tides of the cool lake in which he immerses it. His boots are kicked aside; they protrude from a large forest as if it is but thick grass.
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 12/03/2026
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 06/03/2026
Cosmic wizards don't wait in lines. 🎨 by @fandroit.bsky.social
A sketch of Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser as seen from below and behind. He appears to be purposefully contemplating the confections of a street vendor. From behind the counter, the baker directs a traumatized gaze toward the foreground where a path of gore and mangled, shrunken corpses can be seen in the mage's wake. Splatters of red as well stain the revealed fraction of the bottom of the mage's paw, all perhaps alluding to the notion that he wasn't feeling very patient toward acquiring his breakfast pastries.
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 04/03/2026
I shan’t waste your time with haggling banter, nor shall I waste my own with stooping. 🎨 by @essyx.bsky.social
A greyscale of the corpulent Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser occupying a township surely ten times too small for his hazardous height. He appears to be inspecting the wares of a traveling merchant whom he has ensnared and left dangling in his magical aura. Creatures only scarcely taller than his bare toes frightfully clear from the streets below while he thoughtfully browses a selection of pebble-sized items and artifacts. His open robes reveal his lucrative gut as thoroughly as they do his sheathed genitals.
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 13/02/2026
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 08/02/2026
Idolize the masterpiece we weave behind your sky Quarrel not the auguries that we impose thereby 🎨 by @kindofabigseal.bsky.social 🦌 as @crimsonrune.bsky.social
In an extravagant display, two wizards - both bearing bellies of greater girth than galaxies and hips heavier than black holes - stand amidst an extraordinary, impossible room. A vast and diverse landscape carpets the floor - its peaks and clouds not surpassing the ankles of the occupants - while the limitations of only the infinite cosmos seem to define the ceiling. The duo of boastfully obese mages - each dressed in robes and hats sewn from the very fabric of reality - center their focus around a world tree, atop which a scrying orb levitates. Mortals could only begin to speculate toward their purpose and doings in this place, but the shared enthusiasm of the duo compel one to believe that great and powerful magic is being conducted, perhaps to the arrangement and destiny of universes beyond.
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 06/02/2026
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 03/02/2026
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 06/01/2026
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 22/12/2025
🎨 by @birdeatworm.bsky.social
An unassuming portrait of Court Mage Bishop Dowser.
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 30/11/2025
If I missed anyone, know well you’ll be remembered when the real hunt begins.
An elaborate composition detailing with thorough notation those whom I would seek to destroy as well as the severity and urgency with which I would attempt to destroy them.
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 26/11/2025
Interact in any capacity to be viciously judged.
“Dowser’s improvement of the trend pertaining to one’s acknowledgement of desiring to step or be stepped on, eat or be eaten, and other such vulgar coordinations.”

This title is backed by a chart which seems to imply that Dowser only sees community in terms of how painfully he wishes to make the destruction of all creatures.
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 14/11/2025
Wish upon each shooting star - you never know who’ll hear you. 🎨 by @fosbat.art
A ravishing depiction of Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser juggling a number of globes within his magic. He now displays his cosmic wizarding attire, which appears to be sewn of the same fabric that comprises a clear night’s sky.
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 03/11/2025
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 11/10/2025
🎨 by @batponysnufffilm.mov
An electrifying depiction of Court Mage Bishop Dowser losing control of his magical output, resulting in a phenomenon called a "mana flare."
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 08/10/2025
your face when i find out if it's blood or ink
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 24/09/2025
Such is the duality of hunger’s appetite 🎨 by @karrnade.bsky.social 🐶 as @apieceofbread.art
A powerful depiction of Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser, the existential force, himself. Robe undone, the wizard’s great belly hangs heavy and wide while an unassuming canine who stands shorter than its plateau hugs his snout into the soft squish of its magnitude. Both appear pleased with the arrangement.
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 21/09/2025
The cloud that shimmers on the lake cares nothing for what shore will take 🎨 by @teamfurtress.bsky.social
A dashing illustration of Court Mage Bishop Dowser reclining pleasantly against the face of a cliff, encompassed by the serene peace of nature. He appears to be engrossed in the contents of a magical tome, for his eyes glimmer with arcane potential.
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 21/09/2025
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 20/09/2025
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 13/09/2025
Though few are destined to be great to serve us is the common fate 🎨 by @muhny.bsky.social 🦊 as @beherit.bsky.social 🐭 as @computermouse.bsky.social 😿 as @ghostskunk.bsky.social 🐺 as @speckled-doge.bsky.social
A harrowing portrayal of a variety of tiny creatures (one speckled wolf, one deviled fox, one spectered car, and one wahhed mouse) miserably lapping at the paw and toe pads of the infamous Court Mage Bishop Dowser. The mage lounges upon the blanket of a bed, reading what must be a magically oriented tome, for his studies are as perpetual an endeavor as must be the service paid to paws by those of lesser size. In this moment, all is as it should be.
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 07/09/2025
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 07/09/2025
C o n s u m e 🎨 by @barladera.bsky.social
A vicious portrait of the ferocious Court Mage Bishop Dowser. Painted in rather surreal ambiguity, it could be interpreted that he intends to darken a solar system by clenching his jaws around its binding star.
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 13/08/2025
Falling skies and meteors, a thousand stars entwined They feel as light as feathers when compared to my behind 🎨 by @manlyster.bsky.social 🥞 as @boldarts.vore.meme
A scandalous depiction of the vast and bountiful Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser as seen from beneath his commodious rump, where - trapped under the impossible weight of both it and the wizard’s mounding belly - a smothered kobold lies, his face wedged thoroughly between the soft but crushing cheeks.
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 13/08/2025
I want to make you beg and sob.
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 12/08/2025
A reinterpretation and thus alteration of the sentiments of a creature known as JOABALDWIN, or so one is led to believe.
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 11/08/2025
So little seems the weight of the world when compared to the weight of a powerful wizard. 🎨 by @essyx.bsky.social
A bountiful portrayal of what must be Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser, as dignified by his cheeky grin and bulbous gut. The cosmic authority stands proudly with the hang of his belly resting heavily upon the surface of a worldtable, clouds dispersing and mountains crumbling against the staggering imposition of his prominence.
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 14/07/2025
My, how they stare. 🎨 by @essyx.bsky.social
A spectacular depiction of the feared and respected Court Mage Bishop Dowser, set from a perspective that allows the viewer a breathtaking sight of the noble mage’s luscious paws propped comfortably upon the surface of a world-table. An atmosphere of fluffy clouds fails to surpass even half the height of the wizard’s paws, and his toes appear capable of effortlessly toppling entire ranges of snow-topped peaks. The mage appears seated in the comfort of his kingdom’s wizard tower, with a window and bookshelf lining a stone wall in the background.
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 07/05/2025
So generous to share am I~ 🎨 by @muhny.bsky.social 🐭 by @csbcrispy.bsky.social
A masterful depiction of the ravishing Court Mage Bishop Dowser enjoying a timely glass of red wine, the ramifications of which lead his scribe, Io (who presently is occupying the Court Mage's less-than-spacious stomach and cringing as wine pours atop his head), to have a particularly terrible time.
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 02/05/2025
Bolts of fire, lightning's arc - great magic to and fro Cast upon me if you must, then reap what you would sow 🎨 by @blackestmanamultis.bsky.social
A ravishing depiction of the brilliantly acclaimed Court Mage Bishop Dowser, caught somewhere between mesmerization and fanaticism as he fires a variety of bright blue spells toward an unseen threat. Bolts of red mana ignite the sky surrounding him, presumably launched by the same ambiguous foe at whom the court mage strikes. Beneath the court mage - rooftops of cottages no higher than his knees - is a cozy village, apparently taking the brunt of the magical warfare.
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Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.shrinks.you · 28/04/2025
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