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MAGA Mobility Scooters™

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MAGA Mobility has been providing high quality mobility scooters to patriotic patriots since 2016! We are supporters of His Grace, Donald J. Trump, first of his name, protector of the realm, champion of light, President-King of our Great Nation! Parody.

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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
And I don't want my tax dollars supporting a genocide in Gaza or people's abortions, but they do and they have, so we all have to deal with things we don't like. At least you have a choice. When it comes to Palestine, the choice was More Genocide vs Less Genocide, More Ethnic Cleansing + Trump Gaza
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Civil War was amazing and so many people really need to get the message it's sending, but SPOILER ALERT the entire movie is about journalists heading to DC to interview the president before a coalition of secessionist states try to take DC to kill him.
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Civil War was amazing and so many people missed the point when they were the ones who needed to hear it the most, and by that I mean ideologues on both sides. That movie took balls, and both Alex Garland and the cast killed it.
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Says the weaboo hiding behind an anime avatar, crying because he didn't recognize blatant satire, and crying more after getting called out for being an adult man who faps incessantly to anime porn. Your entire feed is you picking fights, crying and butchering basic punctuation. Sit down.
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Wait! You forgot the commercials for stair lifts, walk in baths, denture adhesive, gold investments, My Pillow, diabetic supplies and our personal favorite, mobility scooters!
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
A closer look at the Tactical Display on MAGA Mobility's new MGT Mauler, including the fire button for the proprietary MGT Space Laser, which harnesses Rothschild Advanced Optics to generate a powerful orbital beam. Tremendously bigly!
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Dear bluesky, An account operated by a weaboo who can't see painfully obvious satire -- and spends his time smoking indicas whilst jacking off furiously to futanari fan art of Dragon Ball Z -- is lobbing kindergarten insults at me. Please send him back to ElonLand.
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
South carolina is a great state filled w/ great AMERICAN patriot's and only hateful lib's dislike it. it has beatiful city'z like Savanna & Charlieston & a slow pase of life without angry lib's ruining it
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
no it wont. Amerocans are 2 smart to fall for dem prapaganda tactic's like thus bc we no u hate our GREAT PRESIDENT TRUMP and this GREAT COUNTRY under its greatist presudent EVER. hate has blinded you like Yoga said in Stsr Wars
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
oh look another one of the "tolarant" lib's who call's ppl nazis and cant accept youre party LOST in 2024 while our Great President TRUMP keep's WINNING and WINNENING and WINNING even more!!
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
oh look another one of the lib's with there made up rules for the American language LOL. you obviusly hate America so why do u claim 2 care about American's language? si hable salva Ukrani?
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Okay Boomer.
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
How obvious does a parody have to be for you to get it? I even have it in my profile. You're just as bad as MAGA.
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Thank you, fellow Patriot! May we interest you in a patriotic mobility scooter officially licensed by Trump Industries™? Use code TRUMP3RDTERM for 10% off, which is 18% savings!* * For Americans only
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Introducing MAGA Mobility's Melania Edition luxury mobility scooter, designed for dainty female patriots. Comes with a sanitary compartment for all your menstrual needs, rated for princesses up to 375lbs! Another big, beautiful scooter from MAGA Mobility!
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
"U have a frozen wasteland and u need a strong, intelgent leader but ur lib's so u dont know what your doing so u elect Trudough." Fixed it for u lol
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
U mean lib's dont want to expand our big, beautiful country bc they hate Amerkca and our freedom's and they dont want other ppl to be free! lol
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Using Trumps nickname for Rubio just show's that lib's cant come up w/ clever name's themselves. U have 2 steal Trumps witty name's for ppl lol.
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Trump could buy Canada with a few coupon's for Dennys like in South Park! Why do we want Canadia anyway its full of lib's lol!
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Both are GREAT AMERICAN PATRIOT'S who torch lib's like you with WIN after WIN while your not even smart enuf to keep Luca Donchich on ur team! lol! The Laker's are laughing at you, Mark. If Elon owned an NBA team it would be a big beutiful WINNING team. TRUMP/VANCE 2028 MAGA 4EVAR
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
650 LY, so 3.9 quadrillion miles, which on a galactic scale is a stone's throw. Our galaxy is 100,000 LY across, which is 6,000,000,000,000,000,000, or 6 quintillion miles.
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
lol.
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Not according to George Steinbrenner. That man was very serious about his calzones
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Disney's Gargoyles Highlander Knight Rider
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
President Trump is out there working hard every day to bring win after win to the American people, but you lib's are joking about a Netflix show about cake. Who care's if its cake?
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
We should name it after our great President, Donald J. Trump, in honor of all the winning America has been enjoying since his historic THIRD winning election!
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Our great president himself, Donald J. Trump, modeling the new OFFICIALLY LICENSED Trump 47 luxury scooter by MAGA Mobility in Bigly Blue finish! Use promo code TRUMP3RDTERM to get 10% off! * Officially rated for patriotic riders up to 385lbs!
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Can we interest you in a mobility scooter, great Patriot? Perhaps the Rittenhouse Edition, or the new Trump 47 Grand Tourer Bigly Edition?
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
You mean a clone of Trump, right? So the aliens of that galaxy can enjoy the same tremendous leadership we're enjoying? Brilliant!
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
What is a "gouvernment?" Are you French?
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
What do you mean? What work? They don't do any work according to Elon
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
We should name a galaxy after Trump. The biggest, most beautiful galaxy we detect, a galaxy like youve never seen, believe me! It's the LEAST we can do to honor the GREATEST president for all he does for us!
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Travesty and tragedy are not the same word. Besides, you lib's loved Elon Musk when he was all about electric car's, but now your crying because hes doing a big, beutiful job firing fhe lazy federul workers who are the REAL thieves of tax dollar's!
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
The MAGA Mobility Rally Racer includes a fold-out grill and interior fridge compartment for patriots who want to tailgate at President Donald J. Trump's exciting rallies! Use promo code THIRDTERM2028 for 10% off, which is 13% savings!
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Thank you, fellow Patriot! Can I interest you in a sleek new MAGA Mobility Scooter? Code KINGTRUMP2025 will get you 10% off any of our models, including the handsome Hannityzer, the speedy Queen Melania, and the stately new Trump 47!
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
The idea 2 put Trump on Mt. Rushmore is rediculous and disrespectful! Trump should have his OWN MOUNTAIN, not share one with lesser president's! It could be called Mt. Trumpmore or something
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Were exited to announce our newest model yet the MAGA Mobility x Kid Rock creation, "Bawitdaba" Rock Star Edition Mobility Scooter! Coming soon!
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Look's like AI to me!
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
How do u no it didnt blow up on purpose? Maybe they wanted to study what happens when it blows up?
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Written like a jellis lib who doesnt understand how Trump is PLAYING 3D chess against multipal oppondent's while everyone else is playing regular chess. His mind is like a CATHEDRAL, incomprahensible to lib's, Canadian's and other ppl who hate America and our FREEDOM.
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Only a truly great man could create something that astonashing, and all the lib's want 2 do is dissbarrage him and claim he waste's our tax dollers.
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
EXACTLY. They are both dooplucitus, they hate America and our freedom's, they hate our greater leader TRUMP and there angry he won in a LANDSIDE over Kamala Kackles! Soon the Canadian's will be flapling there floppy little head's begging us to undo tariff's
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
My favorite ship is the original USS Enterprise 1701 with Captain Kirk!
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
No hes good at EVERY card game he used to own casino's duh. He know's the Art of the Deal which is why were WINNING everyday since he was elected in a LANDSLIDE by the AMERICAN people who love him! TRUMP/VANCE 2028!!! MAGA4EVER
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Weird Al LOVE'S Trump, thats how u no hes a great AMERICAN patriot!
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
It would have worked too if lib's didnt use their weather manipulation technology to make that hurricane!! MGT said the government has weather control device's and we know the government is hiding evident's of alien's what else r they hiding?
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Jasmine Crocker is a lib's wet dream because shes RUDE to Reoublican's, and she wishes she was a beautiful, patriotic, tremendous woman like Kristi Noem, Anna Paulina Latina, MGT, Lauren Boebert, Nancy Mace, & Pam Bondi. Lib's hate hot women thats why they kicked out Kristen Cinema!
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
This is why Elon Musk is such a great man. The lib's don't have a space agency but Musk has his own, PLUS he run's DODGE, PLUS he run's X and guarantee's our freedom of speech, PLUS he run's SpaceX and spreads his seed to have many heir's like a true king should!!!
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Use PROMO CODE KingTrump2025 to get 10% OFF our entire line of mobility scooters for Great American Patriots!
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MAGA Mobility Scooters™ @magamobility.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Wait till we unveil the Tyrus Tank 2000, The MGT Mauler, the Queen Melania Patriot Edition, and The General Hegseth MAGA Mobility Scooters! We're updating our existing line with big, beautiful, tremendous scooters for mobility-challenged patriots! USE CODE: KINGTRUMP2025 for 10% off!
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