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Socially Awkward Misanthrope

@magadauthan.bsky.social
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Gen X, trying to decipher Gen Z, while raising Gen Alpha. Retired Otaku. Part time fangirl. Baker, archer, chemist, cat lady. Beginner at crochet.

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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 12h
Kegbreath is a murderer. No problem, he's got a dong.
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 15h
Are we back on the dementia test?
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 15h
Fuck right off out of Jerz, asshole. Of course he's out of Burlington County. It's practically Alabama, right after Salem.
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 20h
nooooooooooope
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 21h
Dutch oven
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Mr. Krabs Plays Tiny Violin
ALT: Mr. Krabs Plays Tiny Violin
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Pirate Clark Reaching
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Samurai Jack: Aku's Oh No Reaction
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I would have been a nun.
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My eyes
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm sorry, what
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Darwin Awards, honestly. There is no "cure" for cancer, because cancer is a consequence of being a multicellular organism. Maybe the HPV vaccine counts, but that's preventative.
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
don't threaten me with a good time 😁
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Kegbreath is a straight up murderer. Totes fine.
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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This Meme!
ALT: This Meme!
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ibuprofen is a gift from the Divine
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Well, he's not wrong.
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
DMSO dissolves many organic molecules but also will coordinate metal ions. A folk remedy for arthritis is to use it as a liniment. You can put powdered aspirin on your skin, rub some DMSO on it, and the aspirin goes right where it hurts. So does anything else on your skin, or in the DMSO.
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
DO NOT put DMSO on your skin. Don't.
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
18%. Oof.
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Amen
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Vile, sick, and beyond reprehensible. Evil.
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this is deeply infuriating. why even have kids, then?
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's why we traded ours in as well. It was too small for the Battle Stroller. 🙁
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I adored my Honda Fit. It was fun to drive and got incredible gas mileage.
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you see this, post a Witch! 🧙‍♀️🧹🧪🪄🐈‍⬛🐸
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Monty Python And The Holy Grail Bevedere Witch Duck Arthur Scales Monty Python'S Holy Grail
ALT: Monty Python And The Holy Grail Bevedere Witch Duck Arthur Scales Monty Python'S Holy Grail
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
that thing is ugly AF, I'm sure the old fart loves it
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Crab Rave on the Beach
ALT: Crab Rave on the Beach
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This Sesame Street animation scared me to death. I would run screaming out of the room when it came on. youtu.be/2SiHmhEZvrU?...
youtu.be
Classic Sesame Street - Three Lines & Arrows Cooperate B&W
YouTube video by onacom6
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It could happen, especially near Vineland
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That is not a fish That is a Pokémon
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Don't threaten me with a good time
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
bUt peOplE dOn'T diE of mEasLEs
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
have a question
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Them's the rules
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
LOVE WERKS!
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cats is bugs
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh man is that a threat or a promise, put that boy right in front
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh man, I'd watch the shit out of that movie
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*"I Love It" by Icona Pop starts playing*
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He looks like he's on stilts.
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
she's gonna boil his bunny eventually
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don't threaten me with a good time
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Except she'll likely continue to spread her bullshit from Faux News, or as the press secretary for the old fart.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The flower of manhood, quite.
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
god fucking dammit
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's a movie plot right there.
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
raise your hand if you're jacksmithsexual 🤚
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Socially Awkward Misanthrope @magadauthan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's a potato sack.
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