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Maeves Child

@maeveschild.bsky.social
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Level 50. Mama, artist, writer, sometimes voice actor, video game enjoyer. I have more pets than you. Demi-bi. Certified Monster Fucker. (She/Her)

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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 7h
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Hannibal Mizumono
Alt: Hannibal and Will being bisexual
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anyway
Time for the head chopper my dudes
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Happy Wednesday I am sitting in the dark, waiting for a meeting while eating tortilla chip crumbs with a spoon 
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I walked past a house getting some remodeling done and across the street an old guy in a skanky wifebeater tank was pounding randomly on his window frames across the street trying to be noisier. He was scowling at the construction crew just doing their job across the street. Boomers I swear
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I look like your elementary school art teacher today
Me with mint green hair and a purple silk scarf in my hair and a lot of jewelry
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cockatoo just yelled, and my watch warned me that it was too loud Yes, watch I am well aware. The pink overlord is very loud when startled. 
A galah being pink
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Whenever I go in public and get a mix of dirty looks and compliments I feel like a success
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Reasonable cleanness and incense are achieved
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Spongebob Squarepants: Rainbow 'Drugs' Meme
Alt: Spongebob Squarepants: Rainbow 'Drugs' Meme
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The drugs have kicked in time to herbally clean the house
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
RIP green can opener 💔
Valen 2020-2026
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I really thought being sick as heck with something, while healing an emergency tooth crown (yesterday was neat, congestion while getting dental work is unpleasant), both causing day 5 of migraine and now my poor parrot? Who did I piss off?
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Could use good vibes … Valen has had what is believed to be a stroke and it’s not likely that he’ll make it. He’s such an asshole but he’s been my asshole and I hate it. He can’t stand but he’s still trying to bite me. My poor bb.
Valen the Alexandrine before getting sick
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Goddamn not Tim too
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Time to get dazzled and have takeout and be on vacation until Monday
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
😭
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Dolly Parton: My Heartstrings on Netflix
Alt: Dolly Parton: My Heartstrings
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I know I’m supposed to hate my grey hair and wrinkles but I think they are super
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Anyway, next week is my birthday and so I’m gonna dye my hair to cope with my ongoing existential crisis 
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Fucking fuckin fuck
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Was supposed to be cooler so we went to the Ren Faire yesterday. Was 80f+ and 85% humidity (the air was a fluid and my skin became like a 3m contact strip) I am still dead today. My throat is literally swollen. Hideous.
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
There’s really too much of a lot of stuff and not enough of other, more important stuff. The electric meat is restless.
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Oops a bird
A rose breasted cockatoo aka a Galah cockatoo in his previous home before I drove 4 hours one way to pick him up
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Artists! Show your long hair art 🚫✂️
A tall trans woman with hip length red hair
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I want to be my own cat
A very fat, orange tabby and white cat, laying on his back in a patio in dappled shade
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
We just watched Obsession It’s not even a new concept but the acting and directing was so impeccable I am losing my shit
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Look at this magnificent being
An Alexandrine parrot on an indoor tree An Alexandrine parrot on an indoor tree An Alexandrine parrot on an indoor tree
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I miss when I was unaware of so many things Brains are not meant for so many things
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I got some flash butterflies added to my tattoos as part of a fund raiser and I love them so much
A photo of my arm with multiple tattoos including two black outlined butterflies
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The joy of old house means I just bought a window ac to help the central air get it below 83 in my goddamn bedroom
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
How u guys doing
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Resident Evil: Welcome To Raccoon City - On Fire
Alt: Resident Evil: Welcome To Raccoon City - On Fire
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Coworker’s mom got ill and now I have another bird, oops
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
#tw:arachnaphobia #spiders LOOOK AT ALL THE BABY ORB WEAVERS mosquitos in my yard are fucked!
Zoom in to see 2 balls of 300-400 tiny newly hatched spiders on green painted stairs
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
What is #artfight I’m old help me
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I have such mixed feelings since I despise AI for images, writing, creative anything but it is so magnificent for data tasks that used to take hours No ethical consumption I’m sure but also Ugh
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Bananas are the worst
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Dudes are putting new gutters on my house and one of them is a boy I would have snapped up 20 years ago like rawr
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Holy shit we just saw Backrooms and that was inspired
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
No AI! Hand painted on iPad with an apple pencil using a $10 copy of Procreate
Majima Goro from Yakuza looking stern Loghain Mac Tir standing behind a desk with a mapSaejima Taiga napping with a frog stuffy Kent from Amnesia Memories reading an antique Japanese math textbook
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I know you meant species but it’s these specific birds
Cobweb the pigeon Mordin the Senegal parrotSpirit, a 30 year old ring neck dove
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Swamp hag
Me with swampy colored wool hair extensions
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Saw someone referred to non-vegans as Necrovores and that’s totally metal Hell yeah I’m a necrovore
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Welcome to Wisconsin
An outdoor table with 2 packages of brats and a can of porter
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I miss when I could do hours of yard work in the sun My muscles are actually doing excellent but my nervous system is real bad at temperature control But I got 2 plants in and prep for my replacement arbors is done and the tiny lawn is mowed so
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Alderiate Flex House League of Legends
Alt: Alderiate Flex House League of Legends
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
If you’ve ever wondered if you should leave that comment on an art writing singing video thing whatever? Every time someone says something nice about a thing I have created, I just lay that compliment down and I roll in it like a dog in shit. Please tell us we live for that.
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The marble of clouds and branches reflected on the surface of a swamp pond
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
If I was an animal, I would be this frog
This is a turtle frogYes, it’s real. Yes, it’s pink. Yes, it’s from Australia.
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
ANYONE IN THE MOOD FOR YAKUZA BEEFCAKE? No? Too bad!
A digital painting of Ryuji Goda from Yakuza 2 mostly undressed and being smirky
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
IT WAS YOU
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I’m just a girl yelling into the void
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Maeves Child @maeveschild.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
ye olde corpse does not cope with manual labor the way it used to Yard looks nice tho
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