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Dungeon Maester

@maesterrory.bsky.social
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Just a progressive human here for the gaming, music, memes, friends, & current events on planet Earth.

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Dungeon Maester @maesterrory.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Last PF2e session: The PCs met the (Whomping) Sanctuary Willow & spoke with the undead heads hanging from the branches. 300 years ago Dannongwarf planted the tree over the corpse of Hexas the Lich, effectively sealing him in the roots for as long as the tree lives. I like blatant references.
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Dungeon Maester @maesterrory.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me when I see an AI-Slop post comically speaking truth about the orange dotard.
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Star Trek Data Tries a Revolting Drink
ALT: Star Trek Data Tries a Revolting Drink
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Dungeon Maester @maesterrory.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Infected Mushroom - Converting Vegetarians (The Other Side) (Full Album) - YouTube
https://www.beatport.com/release/converting-vegetarians/170776
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Dungeon Maester @maesterrory.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I just DMed my first session of Pathfinder 2e! Things went pretty well. Spent a few hours playing and everyone had fun. The PCs took a ship to "Danger Island" for a quest giver called Arthur Djent. There they plan to meet a local contact, Harold, at a place called the Sanctuary Willow.
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DemCast USA @demcast.com · 04/08/2026
Listen to Senator Warnock. This economy is a disaster of Trump’s own making. Make sure that your members of Congress know that you’re an informed voter, and that you’re fed up! 📱202-224-3121
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Dungeon Maester @maesterrory.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
You don't need an enlarged brain to see with your eyes what is wrong.
"Only Claire, with her oversized brain, wore an expression of concern."
A smart cow realizing she's in danger.
-Gary Larson
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Dungeon Maester @maesterrory.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Been doing some #dnd5e adventure prep. So far I have some NPCs, locations, dungeon rooms, monster types, bosses, & treasure. This time, I'm writing everything in rich text docs instead of writing on paper like I usually do. It's been helping me organize my notes way better.
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Amor: Cat Peeking Animation
ALT: Amor: Cat Peeking Animation
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Dungeon Maester @maesterrory.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"No Taxation without Representation" is a phrase from the American Revolution. It's relevant today, concerning Trump & his corrupt self-aggrandizing pet projects, war strikes & spending w/o Congressional consent, as well as multi billionaire oligarchs' wage theft & tax evasion.
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Dungeon Maester @maesterrory.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Yall can call me "Dungeon" Maester now. "That's right! Now I'm a FLYING talking donkey!" I'm going to end my DMing hiatus & run a short 5e adventure for some friends. It will be a low stakes & straightforward #TTRPG. Please wish me luck as I try my hand at it again & I'll post about how it goes.
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Shrek Donkey
Alt: A FLYING talking donkey from Shrek.
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Dungeon Maester @maesterrory.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
"Uneducated Democracy" "…In dire need of reason In a truly deaf nation Without an education there is no real democracy Without an education there is only autocracy... …Open your eyes Open your mouths Close your hands And make a fist Down with the system As we lay helpless against the machine..."
Serj Tankian, "Harakiri." "Uneducated Democracy" lyrics.
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Dungeon Maester @maesterrory.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Happy Earth Day! My hot-take: Time to recognize that we are in an extinction event of our own making. The changes can seem slow, but the only known source of life in the universe loses biodiversity every day. The extinctions are a countdown to global collapse. Demand accountability from leadership!
Pic of the Earth from the recent Artemis II.
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Dungeon Maester @maesterrory.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
This antiwar song remains relevant. "Why don't presidents fight the war? Why do they always send the poor?" "Marching forward, hypocritic and hypnotic computers." "Hangars sitting dripped in oil, crying, 'Freedom!' Handed to obsoletion, still, you feed us lies..." youtu.be/zUzd9KyIDrM?...
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System Of A Down - B.Y.O.B. (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by systemofadownVEVO
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Dungeon Maester @maesterrory.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
The unhinged dementia king-wannabe is now openly celebrating death on social media, almost quoting the Joker and I don't think he has a clue. Even if you are a blue dot in a red state, please vote!
Jack Nicholson as the Joker as Trump:

Robert Mueller just died? 
Good, I'm glad he's dead!
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Senator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 03/02/2026
This is what oligarchy looks like: Elon Musk, the wealthiest man alive, spent $290 million to elect Trump. Since Election Day, Musk became $548 billion richer while his companies (SpaceX & Tesla) paid $0 in federal income taxes last year after making $13.7 billion in profits.
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Dungeon Maester @maesterrory.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Here's a morbid subject: how long can humanity survive, once this global race to Artificial Super Intelligence yields results? This video is about a scenario presented in a recent book: "If Anyone Builds It, Everyone Dies: Why Superhuman AI Would Kill Us All." youtu.be/D8RtMHuFsUw?...
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POV: What You Would See During an AI Takeover
YouTube video by Species | Documenting AGI
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Dungeon Maester @maesterrory.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I first heard this song on the car radio tuned to NPR about 2 decades ago. It was my first intro to Michael Franti. I liked it enough that I bought this album from a local place called CD World. Now I find his newer albums on youtube & I like his new sound, as well. youtu.be/AioHRn9y6aM?...
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Television The Drug Of The Nation
YouTube video by The Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy - Topic
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Dungeon Maester @maesterrory.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
My brother just released a new song! "Grimestep" has intense electro dirge vibes. The beat goes hard, the song is slow and steady, and it makes me want to move with the flow. soundcloud.com/psychonaudia...
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Grimestep
A gross and mean energy in the way they move. Fat sausage. Angry foul dog haunts their zone in circles. What-are-you-going-to-do-about-it posture.
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Dungeon Maester @maesterrory.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
"Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!" Joke Warfare, and this joke with it, has since been banned. And Now For Something Completely Different #MontyPython
media.tenor.com
a man with a laurel wreath on his head is standing next to another man in a helmet
Alt: A GIF from another Monty Python movie: a guard is trying not to laugh at Pontius Pilate.
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Dungeon Maester @maesterrory.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Can we agree to say NO to multibillionaires? They hoard. They stockpile. They profit. Endlessly. And the Ketamine Nazi wants to be the first trillionaire? Tax the surplus & give it back to the public! Fund SNAP & affordable housing! Counter wage theft! Humanity can be sustainable. Tax the Rich!
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Dungeon Maester @maesterrory.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
The dotard has called for 6 Democrats to be put to death for urging our troops to uphold the US Constitution & follow the law instead of illegal orders. He calls it sedition. Reality check on isle 47. That's not sedition. Sedition isn't punishable by death.
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Dungeon Maester @maesterrory.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Ignorant & hateful people use "Woke" & "DEI" as slurs. Don't let their bigotry or lack of empathy rob you of your ability to be kind & aware. We all see Ice in the streets, violently kidnapping people in broad daylight w/o due process. Racial & sexual prejudice is real. Social injustice is real.
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Dungeon Maester @maesterrory.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Team FOLON released their free "Rabbit and Pork" DLC a month ago, significantly upgrading Fallout: London. It hasn't crashed a single time on my current playthrough. IMO, it's the GOAT Fallout 4 mod. And it's all free & automatic to install once you buy Fallout 4: GOTY edition on the GOG website.
A pic in front of a pool table, of my current character in Fallout: London, which released their 1st DLC, "Rabbit & Pork" a month ago, including:

80 Fully-Voiced NPCs with 8000+ New Dialogue Lines
30 New Quests & Minigames
30 New Weapons & Armours
70 Random Encounters
New Animal Companion & Player Home
New content for early faction introductions
Thousands of bug fixes & improvements

(It can be installed from Steam, but you will have to install the mod yourself.)
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Dungeon Maester @maesterrory.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
This is the time of the revolution. Cooking the next step. Converting vegetarians. Minding the gap since 1996. I wake up! And my mind's out. Never again will I sell out. Converting vegetarians into the midnight, giving it to you. I don't know, it just feels right. youtu.be/M1mn542cY_M?...
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Converting Vegetarians
YouTube video by Infected Mushroom - Topic
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Dungeon Maester @maesterrory.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
THE BUCKET RESIDENCE; LADY OF THE HOUSE SPEAKING.
Hyacinth Bucket on the phone someone with someone.
They mentions that POTUS is charging people a million dollars to sit in the same room as him at dinner.
She assures the person that his social events are inferior to the accoutrements at her own candlelight suppers.
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Dungeon Maester @maesterrory.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Doc Brown's car converts garbage into fusion. Nazi Musk's Cybertrucks are just garbage. They are the fascist thing on 4 wheels.
A Swasticar doesn't need a flux capacitor to go down in history as a recalled piece of crap. The Self Driving crashes and the Odometers are bogus. You can't drive in the snow or take it through a carwash.
(Pictured: A Cybertruck decorated like the time-traveling DeLorean.)
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Dungeon Maester @maesterrory.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I will always support peacefully protesting frogs, that I imagine are living rent-free deep inside the orange man's brain. If you live in the US, keep exercising your constitutional rights to speak out, protest, & vote! #Frogs4Democracy
The unhinged orange man getting angry over protestors be like:

A picture of Joker with his altered Batman movie quote, "Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where people dressed up as FROGS get all of my press?"
(With pics of anti-Ice protesting frogs in Portland, OR)
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Dungeon Maester @maesterrory.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I feel the urge to prepare a eulogy for oceanic life. The once dense biodiversity is thinning in the toxic depths of warm sewage, oil, & plastic. Radioactive filth will continue to make waves on the shore even after most life has gone from the saltwater ecosystem. Mass extinction is happening.
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Dungeon Maester @maesterrory.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Good satire doesn't punch down; that's bullying. It punches up. It is the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose & criticize stupidity or vice. Satire is not violence. It is expressing freedom of speech, sharing ideas and bringing attention to real problems. Just saying.
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Dungeon Maester @maesterrory.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
An ode: There's nowhere to flee, there's nowhere to hide, The Earth is too small, we can't abide By the AI coming, there's no use running It's either gonna save us or start the gunning In this race you can't leave, there's nowhere to stay, We're all vulnerable lifeforms at the end of the day.
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Dungeon Maester @maesterrory.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
After seeing the rose garden replaced with a cement patio & the huge ballroom plans, next I'm guessing we could see a gold enameled nursing home or McDonalds in the front lawn.
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Dungeon Maester @maesterrory.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Today is a great day to go to youtube and look up "Randy Rainbow" for his musical satire. A new video dropped 6 hours ago.
Warf saying, "It is a good day to wake up to a new Randy Rainbow video."
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Dungeon Maester @maesterrory.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Warming the oceans is a problem for the health of the global ecosystem. But if Artificial Superintelligence becomes a threat, I'm guessing that the hardware is more protected from human physical sabotage, hidden down in the ocean. Like a submarine armed with nuclear missiles. ai-2027.com
ai-2027.com
AI 2027
A research-backed AI scenario forecast.
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Dungeon Maester @maesterrory.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Agent Orange is undercutting the foundations of society that support the enormous financial weight of his ego with fascistic oppression. It's not just immigrants targeted, potentially anyone can be denied due process by ICE & get kidnapped & tortured in a local camp or foreign prison. Resist & Vote!
A Fight Club frame that says:
Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We pick your food, we cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances, we guard you while you sleep.
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Dungeon Maester @maesterrory.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
The band "Rare Americans" recently released an animated musical film free on youtube. It's like a punk rock opera set in 1993 about 3 teens navigating their last year of high school as they uncover something dark and sinister. I enjoyed it. Gonna watch it again soon. youtu.be/wYFkYbd0T5I?...
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Rare Americans - (S)KiDS [Full Official Film]
YouTube video by Rare Americans
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Jules⚖️📨 @northjules.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
#Pinks #ProudBlue
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Dungeon Maester @maesterrory.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
It's long past time. Time for impeachment and removal, time for mass peaceful protest, time to wake up. For climate, Ai, and governmental corruption, we need top to bottom regulation, accountability, and justice.
Aladdin trapping Jafar in a lamp, saying:
Phenomenal Presidential Power
Time For Impeachment
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Jennifer C @thejenniwren.teamlh.social · 27/06/2025
$10 a day keeps a kid healthy on Medicaid. Meanwhile, Republicans want to hand $6 million per billionaire. This is theft in broad daylight—and kids will pay the price. 📞 Keep calling your senators: (202) 224-3121 Don’t give up. Flood the phones. #MedicaidSavesOurLives
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Dungeon Maester @maesterrory.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
As described under the youtube video, "Haunting, arpeggiated synths establish a foreboding tone before it suddenly detonates into a colossal wall of barbed riffs and unleashing a full-drama hook that pulsates with their renowned maximalist theatricality." youtu.be/jXmUJvNSSm0?...
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Muse - Unravelling (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Muse
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Dungeon Maester @maesterrory.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
The "friends" in this satirical Rorschach style joke I wrote last year now include the tech billionaires from trump's inauguration and the sycophants he found on Fox News to populate his 2nd administration. "Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains."
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Dungeon Maester @maesterrory.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Here is some relaxing music I enjoy, to lighten the mood. youtu.be/ENXvZ9YRjbo?...
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Weezer - Say It Ain't So (Version 3)
YouTube video by WeezerVEVO
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Dungeon Maester @maesterrory.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
The POTUS might as well say that he's declaring war on the poor & downtrodden, sending in the military on US civilians amid sputtering tariffs. His violent campaign wants to grow ICE with 75 BILLION dollars in taxpayer funding from the BBB. Mass peaceful protest is needed. No Kings Day June 14th
Bette Midler in Hocus Pocus with the text:
Just thinking of the sycophants rewriting history and sanewashing the endless mendacity. It makes me sick!
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trumpdisasters.bsky.social @trumpdisasters.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
AnotherTrumpDisaster.com - new website makes it easy to find the worst of the worst (and more) of Disasters Trump is raining down on us. Find by categories - health, climate, DEI, more... Plus share your story on how he's harming you/your community. Check it out and share.
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ᑕᕼᗴᖇYᒪ @cheryl2877.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I absolutely agree with this! It’s so sad that millions don’t. #Pinks
Just because something doesn’t affect you personally, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t care about it. We, as humans should desire to see others free from suffering
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#TuckFrump @realtuckfrumper.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
'A clear violation of the Constitution': NPR sues Trump twp.ai/4imxm1
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'A clear violation of the Constitution': NPR sues Trump
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Dungeon Maester @maesterrory.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
It's Tuesday. More blatant mendacity from the Trump admin.
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Jane Voter @janevoter2018.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Trump is having the EPA weaken limits on forever chemicals in drinking water. These chemicals are linked to cardiovascular disease, cancer, and low birth weight in babies. Trump’s promise for “the cleanest air and water” has been broken. This move is, however, compatible with Project 2025.
cbsnews.com
Trump administration's EPA plans to weaken limits on some "forever chemicals" in drinking water
The Environmental Protection Agency says it will roll back limits on several types of "forever chemicals" in drinking water.
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Dungeon Maester @maesterrory.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I love this concept album by Lin-Manuel Miranda. What if "The Warriors" was a musical with a bunch of gender swapped characters? The answer is interesting and catchy. www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
youtube.com
Warriors - YouTube
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📎𝑹𝒐𝒙𝒊𝒆 🌹💙🐾 @roxierose2.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I love this news update.
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Dungeon Maester @maesterrory.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
A new Randy Rainbow video just dropped today. And meanwhile the FOTUS is playing with the economy like a fat cat plays with a mouse.
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