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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 4h
Amazing #BlueskySynchronicity for me today.
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 23h
Who hurt you?… I’ve narrowed it down to two people.
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This may actually be the secret to life. Not specifically this, but the ability to find happiness in unlikely places.
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Maybe drink less beer
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The most dystopian drink yet invented by humanity.
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Who even were Primal Scream? If the magic is there, maybe best not to question what the recipe was.
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is a romcom I would watch
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Idioms... It's close but it's not right
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sadly socialism does not work for everybody... It only works for the poorest 98% of society.
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No nonce presenters either
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
...and look at the food. Looking at the food is more important than smelling the food, I think.
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You can call "bullshit" all you like, but EVERY female runner I know has been harassed at least once while out for a run. A big barrier to tackling misogyny today is dealing with those who don't believe it exists.
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Quite often it’s those same people who take part in rescues. A lot of sailors volunteer for RNLI for example.
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Young kids also famously coordinated, patient and dedicated to forward planning.
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No need to get uptight about it.
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
People complaining about "humblebrag"... ugh... As if nobody should ever share anything about themselves that could be deemed worthwhile, lest it makes the rest of us look bad.
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not necessarily… For example, here is my full rock band cover of Jean-Michel Jarre youtu.be/aW4Oz_vmlMk?...
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The Overture (Jean Michel Jarre Cover) - Migoto... Rock Guitar band cover version
YouTube video by Justin Maelzer
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Until it does... The moment we are unable to tell whether a machine or a human made it, then the argument is over.
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Going after Bandcamp though? There's a lot of garbage on the internet, but humans making music should not be topping that list. Anyway, here's my synth cover of Tangerine Dream, on Youtube. youtu.be/LcZAYQLdTqA?...
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Love on a Real Train - Tangerine Dream Cover
YouTube video by Justin Maelzer
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The truth behind this is actually you really dislike people. Come to terms with your misanthropy and consider therapy. A happier future can be yours.
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Don't sh!t where you eat.... and don't eat where you sh!t.
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You're crazy!
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Shouldn't you be at self-service anyway...?
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
tbf remote-control cars have been capable of similar for decades, and yet we have not had a rash of bombings with them.
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I see this a lot with these people and only just noticed it... Mehdi is hurling the most awful accusations at her, which if untrue would be top-level slander, and yet her smile just gets bigger and bigger. Truly psychotic behaviour.
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"white sauce" is such a dumbing down though... What next, ketchup being described as "red sauce", HP described as "brown-"... never mind
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yeah, this is actually fundamentally not true. The consequences to the person who missed the deadline absolutely should reflect the reasons behind it. And frequently, if the deadline or appointment was missed, someone else can step in and the damage is minimised. Also, you're evil.
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Make America Grat Again!
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You forgot the tealights!
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Getting lost in the supermarket is a feature, not a flaw. Looking for pine nuts and wandering past the shelf of chocolate sprinkles is exactly what they want you to do. Don't even get me started on Ikea....
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I bet you looked Greeeeaaaat!
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Well, you're free to take that chance. But with every other online service, once customer growth slows, the next phase is subscription increases, and then service degradation. Just ask the Netflix users...
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Absolute nonsense. The texture inside a twirl is completely different to that of a flake. And you know it. If anything, it's the Twirl that should go, because I'm not having a 99 Twirl anytime soon.
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
More importantly, own your backups. If all your precious photos are stored on the cloud, they will one day be ransomed to you for ludicrous subscription fees.
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
But we would know about it. Astronomers the world over would see it, and they are not "the authorities". Even if "the authorities" managed to suppress the astronomers, someone would leak it.
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Bloody hell. This is a Jimmy McGovern miniseries inside one tweet!
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It's peak Dad Rock, as I explain here: substack.com/home/post/p-...
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Ten Essential Dad Rock albums
Exploring a musical micro-genre that needs re-defining.
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Bus Replacement Service
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Dump Facebook, not the date. They were probably desperate for an alternative to Christmas with Dad.
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Yes. There's nothing more comforting than a driver who doesn't understand right of way, waving frantically at you behind a reflection of the sky and thinking they're the ones doing you a favour.
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
He’s singing Walk of Life. And there’s the difference.
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Wasting people’s time is not a great hobby. I also suspect the continual immersion in lifestyles you will never enjoy yourself is quite depressing. Get into running,
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This really is quite psychotic
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You expect me to believe that any radio station employs somebody to sift through and listen to new music to help decide programming. These days it's a combination of payola and monitoring streaming services for what's hot.
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
For the curious... Band name obviously ironic. Have to say my opinion of the song does not exactly jibe with OP's. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZKE...
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Good Looks Every Day Of My Life
YouTube video by iDENT AND MUSIC Channel
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
More 80s pop culture goodness here: maelzoid.substack.com/p/ten-80s-po...
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Ten 80s pop hits and the forgotten movies that spawned them
The connection between the pop charts and cinema box office was nothing new in the eighties, although up until that point, songs most often originated in the film (frequently a musical) and achieved c...
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Pink Floyd say otherwise...
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Not true, of course. I do find however the sets are expensive enough these days that I could never assign the pieces to the Free Build Box anyway.
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
maelzoid.substack.com/p/thirteen-s...
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Thirteen songs that define Mullet Rock
Another micro-genre of rock that needs some respect
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Maelzoid @maelzoid.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I don't know... Acknowledging that there is a personal need for moaning as a release, while at the same time trying to avoid conflict seems like a smart move. Nothing weak about it. Also, a home full of music is a wonderful thing.
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