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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
PB&J Fanum Tax: You packed a PB&J. Everybody packed aspirations.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Cyclist: That ride felt terrible. Garmin: New PR. Cyclist: What? Garmin: I said what I said.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Fanum Tax: You buy a gas station burrito. Everyone becomes a nutrition scientist.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Rider reported feeling powerful. Photographic evidence suggests otherwise.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Fanum Tax: You discover the aid station has bacon. The race is over. The bacon race has begun.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Bike Shop Skank Energy Researchers: Subject entered the bike shop for a tube. 45 minutes later: coffee consumed local gossip exchanged three bikes inspected Tube forgotten.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Fanum Tax: You have a cold Coke. The group has questions.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Researchers identified a cyclist who entered the shop for a tube. Three conversations and 47 minutes later, no tube had been purchased.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Fanum Tax: You have the only banana left. You're basically a king.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Unbound Researchers: Unbound participants spent six months preparing for race day. Weather: That's adorable.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Fanum Tax: You crack open an ice-cold Coke at Mile 80. Everyone within eyesight develops low blood sugar.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Preliminary findings indicate cyclists will drive across town to save $3 on a burrito. The same subjects later purchased a titanium bottle cage.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Fanum Tax: You found the good cookies. Word spreads immediately.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Researchers: The cyclist spent $4,000 reducing bicycle weight by 2 pounds. Kitty: I lost 2 pounds throwing up.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Fanum Tax: You offer one gummy. A man takes seventeen.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Cyclist: I bought another water bottle. Spouse: You own twelve. Cyclist: Thirteen now.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Cyclist: I need a new bike. Spouse: For what? Cyclist: Growth.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Fanum Tax: You packed enough gummies for six hours. The group packed vibes.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
GROUP RIDE STARTER PACK A woman named Thelma just connected her Di2 to her Garmin. I would like to formally withdraw my assumptions.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Gravel Starter Pack Researchers: Gravel cyclists claim they enjoy simplicity. Also gravel cyclists: 4 GPS devices 3 nutrition strategies 2 weather apps 1 spreadsheet
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
GROUP RIDE STARTER PACK What people think happens on group rides: "Those cyclists look serious." What actually happens: "Has anyone seen Titanium Mike?"
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Master Mechanic: The issue stems from spoke tension imbalance. Kitty: I attacked a curtain. Both departments remain confident.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Bike Shop: Need anything else? Cyclist: No. Researchers: This statement was later determined to be inaccurate.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Gummies Fanum Tax: You open a fresh bag of Sour Patch Kids. The group forms an orderly queue.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Researchers: Subject reduced bicycle weight by 327 grams. Spouse: Then ordered fries.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
GROUP RIDE STARTER PACK The older the name. The newer the bike. The more afraid you should be.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Bike Shop: Need anything else? Cyclist: No. Researchers: This statement was later determined to be inaccurate.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
GROUP RIDE STARTER PACK Adult friendship is weird. You can know: * their FTP * their cholesterol numbers * their marriage history * their preferred electrolyte brand And still not know their last name.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Researchers: Subject spent $4,000 preparing for race season. Weather: Cute.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Researchers: Subject watched six hours of bike videos. Ride duration: 22 minutes.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Master Mechanic: The wheel is 0.3mm out of true. Kitty: So am I.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Fanum Tax: You order a large Casey's pizza. You ordered eight samples.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Cyclist: What tire pressure should I run? Gravel Coach: 32. Researchers: The argument continued for three hours.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
GROUP RIDE STARTER PACK A woman named Gladys rolled up on a Cervélo S5. Everyone immediately became more aerodynamic.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Gravel Tire Pressure Researchers: A cyclist asked what tire pressure to run. Gravel Coach: 32 PSI. Researchers: The discussion is now entering its third day.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
GROUP RIDE STARTER PACK A man named Mike buys a Trek Checkpoint. Three rides later nobody calls him Mike anymore. This is a normal part of the onboarding process.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Researchers: Cyclist described a 7-hour ride as: "Just a little spin."
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
One of the biggest myths in cycling: "I need all the right gear first." You don't. Some of the women in More Than Miles™ showed up with running shoes, flat pedals, and a willingness to learn. That's enough. Comment "START" or send me a DM and let's talk.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Some women march. Some earn PhDs. Some rebuild their lives. Some walk into a bike shop and ask a question they've been afraid to ask. Different generations. Same grit. We saved you a seat. We'll take it from here. Welcome to More Than Miles. Onboarding Program for Women curious about Gravel.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Kitty: The humans spent two hours discussing tire pressure. Bird solved migration.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Follow for some wild a&s rides and stories. I'm so here for it.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Fanum Tax: You carried that pickle 112 miles to save it for the perfect moment. A guy named Chad says, "Bro, lemme get a bite."
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Researchers: Subject entered the bike shop for chain lube. 45 minutes later: coffee consumed gossip exchanged three bikes discussed Chain lube forgotten.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
GROUP RIDE STARTER PACK A woman named Margaret just asked if this was the fast group. I suddenly have concerns.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Gravel Coach + Kitty Cyclist: How do I get faster? Coach: Ride more. Kitty: Squirrel faster.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Drivetrain class.
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
GROUP RIDE STARTER PACK Ages 45-65: "What if I don't fit in?" The group: "Anyway my gastroenterologist said I need more fiber."
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
One woman worried about her Walmart helmet. One worried about her saddle. One worried she didn't know what she was doing. Turns out they all belonged. morethanmilesgravel.com
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
GROUP RIDE STARTER PACK Ages 25-35: "I've been training really hard." Ages 60-70: "I've been riding since the Carter administration."
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maedog4.bsky.social @maedog4.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Gravel Coach: Ride more. Cyclist: Can you be more specific? Gravel Coach: No.
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