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@maeday.bsky.social
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🧡💛🤍🩷💜 femme lesbian 🌙 dracula’s bastard daughter 🦇

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mae day @maeday.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i haven’t worn jeans in like 3 weeks, do i need to wear these more often?
a close up photo of my butt in a pair of light blue levi’s
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mae day @maeday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
there’s a manga about this
a yellow background with the words plus-sized elf on it. in front stands a blonde elf woman in a white shirt and green pants looking over her shoulder and down at the viewer. she is holding a carton of fries and her mouth is full of fries
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mae day @maeday.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the cat in question
a white and brown tabby sitting on the floor of a beige living room, looking at the camera
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mae day @maeday.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
a gold and red shadow the hedgehog standing with arms folded on a white back ground. top text reads “minor spelling mistake”
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mae day @maeday.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do
a painting of isildur using the shards of narsil who cut the one ring from sauron’s finger. the bottom text reads “me when i take up my fathers sword”
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mae day @maeday.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
girl we can tell
paul de pointe du loc, a black man in a suit with a bow tie telling the vampire lestat “i still wish you were a woman”. the vampire lestat, a white man with long blonde hair in an unbuttoned purple blouse replies “me too, sometimes”
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mae day @maeday.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
pheromones? i sure hope he does
an image of a white man in an egyptian pharaoh headdress
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mae day @maeday.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
my ex asked me once “has anyone ever told you you’re gorgeous?” and them made fun of me repeatedly for weeks because i indicated that yes, people have told me i’m pretty. in my defense, i’m pretty and people like telling me that
a photo of me, a white woman with brown hair on a tree lined street. wearing a floral dress and sunglasses
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mae day @maeday.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
it’s hobbit day
a side by side image of frodo baggins looking disgusted and exhausted with text at the top reading “girls when” and text at the bottom reading “girls when it is happening again”
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mae day @maeday.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
power of the sun in the palm of my hand
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mae day @maeday.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Back again with something stupid for everyone in time for Superman this weekend
A fake screenshot of tweets reading:

@blueboyscout - I’ve never met a female in my life besides my ma kent

@luthormaxxing - What how

@blueboyscout - I live in a little fortress of solitude

@dailyplanet_lane - Cute

@supes-bff - aww
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mae day @maeday.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
When you're in the party b-b-bumpin' that beat 666 with a princess streak I'm everywhere, I'm so Julia
A billboard featuring a portrait of a woman in her 60’s with the text “Julia Reagan loved beyond words missed beyond measure 1942-2024”
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mae day @maeday.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Of course you’re 7 ft tall with glowing red eyes and pronouns
A drawing of famous cryptid and bridge guardian, mothman
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mae day @maeday.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
“correlation does not equal causation,” i repeat to myself
two signs next to each other. the one on the left is for a company called “MMA Xcite” offering self defense training, the one on the rights says “damaged drywall?” advertising for a drywall repair company named all four walls
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mae day @maeday.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
post a meme made by you (a twofer)
a meme depicting various poorly drawn figures going feral covered in blood and hearts surrounded by boxes of gray, tan, and beige. text reads “i love greige” and “i love indistinguishable shades of brown and gray”a mortal kombat fatality screen depicting joe biden breaking the spine of an opponent labeled “trans people” the fatality text reads “i got your back” in bloody letters
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mae day @maeday.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
not my home, but i know my way around
a map of hyrule from the video game The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
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mae day @maeday.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
local butch is confused
screenshot of text messages reading:
R- “the music in the lobby just went from ‘lofi version of the evangelion theme’ to ‘lofi ghibli music”
R- “bro what”
R- “…i think i have this exact song on my calm playlist”
S- “you work with gay people”
R- received; S- sent
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mae day @maeday.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
i’ve done two paintings this year😊
a small, gold, arched, metal frame containing a watercolor painting of two figures looking at eachother with a star between them. the figure on the left is pink and purple and enveloped in clouds of the same colors. the figure on the right is covered in orange, yellow, and brown foliagea painting featuring pomegranates while, halved, and broken into smaller pieces as well as leaves and flowers
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mae day @maeday.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
i’m right and i won’t be taking questions
x-files recast
scully- lili reinhart
mulder- dev patel
skinner- coleman domingo
cigarette smoking man- jeremy irons
deepthroat- gary oldman
krychek- austin butler
side by side images of david duchovny and dev patelside by side images of lili reinhart and gillian andersonside by side images of mitch pileggi and coleman domingo
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mae day @maeday.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
before anyone asks, this is the vibe for 2025 so get on board
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mae day @maeday.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
no bro you don’t get it if you just give us more money, then we’ll have more money and we’ll be making a profit for you, the share-holders. so if the share-holders just give us more money then we will have more money and we will be valuable for the share-holders
a cnbc tech headline reading “OpenAI says it needs ‘more capital than we’d previously imagined’ as it lays out for-profit plan”
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mae day @maeday.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
none of you can comprehend the things i see on my little walks
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mae day @maeday.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
wait i have more you’ll also never be him
photo of bryan johnson, dubbed “blood-boy billionaire” looking especially non-binaryphoto of tulsa swing on as arch angel gabriel in hit film “constantine” also looking especially non-binary
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mae day @maeday.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
you’ll also never be him
photo of bryan johnson, dubbed “blood-boy billionaire”photo of musical artist gotye from the music video for “somebody that i used to know”
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mae day @maeday.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
you’ll never be him
a photo of bryan johnson, dubbed “blood-boy billionaire”poster for hit american tv show kyle xy
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mae day @maeday.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
no thanks linkedin
a screenshot of an email alert from LinkedIn that says “Mae, follow Vivek Ramaswamy”
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mae day @maeday.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
we make em in a pan although as a kid i had one of these boys and they are elite
a picture of a grilled cheese sandwich press
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mae day @maeday.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
joe biden signing a bill that removes healthcare for the trans kids of service members in the final days of his presidency
a mortal kombat fatality screen showing joe biden breaking the spine of an opponent labeled “trans people” with bloody text reading “i got your back” referencing joe biden’s statement that he would protect trans people’s rights and healthcare while in reality trans rights have been in constant back slide through his entire presidency with him doing nothing to help
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mae day @maeday.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
if no one got me i know the moon got me
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mae day @maeday.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
watched megalopolis again
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mae day @maeday.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
a world where being straight is a minority and being gay is the norm. i’m not gay but this short film really touched me…kinda gives you some perspective…
an poster for the lord of the rings motion picture trilogy, featuring characters and scenes from all three movies.
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mae day @maeday.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
a four panel comic. the first panel has a title that says “steven universe vs. hitler” and depicts a smiling steven universe and an angry hitler. panel 2 shows steven universe asking “what if i could change your mind hitler?”. panel 3 shows hitler angrily staring down at steven. panel 4 shows garnet from steven universe putting her hand on steven’s shoulder, they both look sad. garnet says “i think we’re gonna have to kill this guy, steven”, steven replies “damn”
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mae day @maeday.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
the entrance to heaven was revealed to me in a dream. if you’re hiding any shrimp tails in your mouth, now would be a good time to admit it
a screenshot of text messages. the first message reads “when you go through the door you’ll be given a bowl with all the tails from all the shrimp you’ve ever eaten so if you’re hiding any in your mouth now would be a good time to admit it so they can be reunited with their eternal bodies”
the response reads “what”
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mae day @maeday.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
prismo and jake the dog from adventure time sitting in a hot tub talking while jake holds a sandwich
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mae day @maeday.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
what should i name my son?
a black mothman plushie from build-a-bear wearing a t-shirt that says “the man. the moth. the legend.” and a pair of jeans and black and white shoes
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mae day @maeday.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
me and the regular group who like my posts
frodo, sam, merry, and pippin from lord of the rings
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mae day @maeday.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
these bitches?
a picture of two mosquitos, colloquially called ‘skeeters’
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mae day @maeday.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
a man in a baseball cap holding a sign that reads “don’t call them skeets bro!”
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