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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody)

@madmixparody.bsky.social
1.3K followers 321 following 1.5K posts

One of the UK's leading conspîracy theorîsts. "Michael's posts are both heartening and discombobulating in equal measure" - James Melville (parody)

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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I keep mishearing on the news that Kiki Dee killed Tupac.
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I bought a £50 tablet on Amazon. A week later I wrote a 2 star review. Then the seller contacted me and we had a lovely chat.
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Sometimes you don't realise you need something until you discover it 🤩
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I worry where this is going to end. My friend told me that his uncle's barber said that after he'd been squatting over his phone to check his piles, ChatGPT managed to take a photo of his bumhole and put it up for sale by the hour on Craigslist.
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I worry where this is going to end. My friend told me that his uncle's barber said that after he'd been squatting over his phone to check his piles, ChatGPT managed to take a photo of his bumhole and put it up for sale by the hour on Craigslist.
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I've only just noticed that the skycam has absolutely huge bollocks
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I dunno about you guys, but I believe in love 💖
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Why is Craig Charles driving Madonna about?
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I should be able to squeeze in a couple of episodes of Game of Thrones before the 2nd half.
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Rumour has it that during the half time show, Messi and Yamal are going to re-enact the bath photo while Madonna sings Lucky Star.
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I've just remembered why I hate football
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Poo
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
England seem hungry for this, and goals are on the menu nom nom #pundit
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
☺️🙂😄🌞🤩🥳😱🤯💥⚡💯🔥💋❤️‍🔥👊
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
England could win on paper. But football isn't played on paper, it's played on a pitch, which is grass. #pundit
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Looking forward to this Norway Vs Ireland match 👌 #footie #worldcup
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Antonio Hadley 🇮🇹 #Eurovision
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Only 79 songs to go #Eurovision
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
"how do you feel about performing in front of loads of mirrors?" "I could see myself doing that" 🇨🇿 #EuroLOL #Eurovision
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
This is a bit like a proper song 🇧🇪 #Eurovision
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Time to make a cuppa and go for a slash #Eurovision
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
One for the Dads 🇩🇪 #Eurovision
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Best one so far 🇩🇰 #eurovision
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
70 years of #eurovision 🥰 I think we can safely say that tonight's will be one of the most recent EVER!
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
My GP is doing house calls today 🤗
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
My local medical centre is absolutely packed this morning. My GP can't believe how many are in the waiting room.
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
😆
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I'm liking how Chatgpt is able to help with these questions which have been on my mind for years.
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Waking up thinking you have to go to work before realising it's the weekend.
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Come on England x
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
🤦 BBC News - Watch: Trump praises Liberian president's English, the country's official language - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
bbc.co.uk
Watch: Trump praises Liberian president's English, the country's official language
Trump told Boakai he speaks
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
BBC News - Reform MP loses whip after business Covid loan claims www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
Reform MP James McMurdock gives up whip over business allegations, party says
He has made the decision amid allegations of business propriety during the pandemic.
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
£200 for a video call. For that price does he take his top off?
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
£200 for a video call. For that price does he take his top off?
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Handy tip from Facebook
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
"Dr David Cartland has just been struck off the register"
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
See ya 👋
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
An incredible moment
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Kate Shemirani getting a bit of press: BBC News - Our sister died because of our mum's cancer conspiracy theories, say brothers - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Our sister died because of our mum's cancer conspiracy theories, say brothers
Paloma Shemirani’s brothers say she refused chemotherapy because of their mother’s beliefs.
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
#fridayfeeling
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwal...
cornwalllive.com
Cornwall doctor with 300,000 followers accused of misconduct
Among dozens of allegations he stands accused of sharing a fellow doctor's personal details to the internet, harassment, offering a Covid vaccine exemption to someone who didn't actually qualify and m...
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
It's time to buy shares in popcorn companies.
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
#Saucy #Eurovision
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
One for the Dads #Spain #Eurovision
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Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I quite liked that tbh #Lithuania #Eurovision
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