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Mad Max

@madmax69.bsky.social
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NO STARTER PACKS. Keep your religious crap to yourself.

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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
yep people listen. and we all think "what an ignorant fucking moron!"
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
what a bunch of fucking gullible assholes. and she is just a joke, and not even a funny one.
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
@wildflourskitchen.bsky.social Everything ok Kelly? Don't see posts from you very often anymore.
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
plus how the hell does his idiocy even make sense to him? eight miles out would refer to the ocean, not land. and how would someone put someone six feet down in the water?? what a fucking moron.
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
sure hope so
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
so f-ing ridiculous.
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I would never post something like that about YOU if that's what you were thinking!
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
gee I was going to show a picture of some sesame seed buns I bought, but I better not now that I know how offensive fresh baked buns are!! moronic fucking decisions like that are what is going to kill bsky. and deservedly so. no fucking better than shitter.
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I imagine that's what he looks like every morning when they have to keep pushing back his meetings.
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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a man is making a funny face with the website vayagif.com visible in the background
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
more proof he doesn't understand the english language.
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I bet his car smells delicious! 😂
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
😂
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
😂
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
driving to the shore in my Fjord F-150 😁 sweet dreams Dory💚
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
bahahahaha!
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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a sea turtle is swimming next to another sea turtle and says totally
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
and why are they so swollen??
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
wow.... imagine that... a crooked billionaire.
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
and illegal shit like that is why I remain an unknown random person online. not that I would ever visit that shithole us anyway. (no offense)
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Don't worry) Ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Be happy) Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh (Don't worry, be happy) Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Don't worry) Ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Be happy) Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh (Don't worry, be happy)
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
just as classy as his tesla car lot on the front lawn. 🙄 everything about him screams tacky trashy and tawdry.
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
right?!😂😂
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
and are strongly encouraged to go do so
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
😂 morning Dory
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
😂
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
www.youtube.com/shorts/hBQ4f...
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Seinfeld- George-FIRE! #shorts #seinfeld #georgecostanza
YouTube video by Isolated Favorites
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
. @dorotheevplessis.bsky.social @beejcat.bsky.social @debbie2291.bsky.social
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
🤣🤣
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
"well you use a lifetime of drugs and passing out on the beach to damage your face that much, then you scrub it daily with sandpaper and use a red hot needle to make all the craters."
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
goodnight Angela
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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a man wearing glasses and a shirt that says 20 on it is holding something in his hands
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
how can they all be so bloody oblivious??? it's beyond belief.
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
and that clot will be hailed as a hero who saved the world.
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
🤣
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
not with his head that far up the orange idiot's butt
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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a teddy bear is singing into a microphone with the words `` whaka whaka whaka '' .
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
looks very peaceful. pleasant dreams Dory. 💚
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
very lol love his little glasses too 😂
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
😂
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
must be a doctor water skiing 🤣
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
demonstrating "atheletic ability" with a sport that requires zero athletic abilty. 🙄🙄
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Obama, Biden, Zelensky, Hillary 🤣
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
hmmm... obese, disgusting, criminal, smelly, stupid as hell, can't trust him as far as you can throw him. Yep I agree he's a solid contender.
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
like he could ever measure up to the Mandalorian. He couldn't even measure up to jar jar.
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
or MJ, or Mickey Rourke (but yeah Jocelyn has to be pretty much the worst)
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
"gee I don't feel pretty.... I know!! I'll get new lips so it looks like I have a baboon's ass in the middle of my face!" 🙄🙄
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
doesn't even look human anymore. looks like an alien trying (unsuccessfully) to blend in with humans.
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
meh. not like you would be the first if you did. 🤷‍♂️😉
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Mad Max @madmax69.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
bs is always weird. or any other place too for that matter. no worries.🙂
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