MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Perhaps a dim awareness is spreading amongst the entertainers that Trump and his crass pageantry is unlikely to be conducive to their careers. 000
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Right now TwitterX is a screaming mass of garbage people frantically glazing this clusterf_ck of a president. The sudden amplification makes me suspicious that Musk has leant on the algorithm again, as he did before the US elections. Just nauseating.media.tenor.coma piece of green slime is on a tiled floorALT: a piece of green slime is on a tiled floor 000
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 02/03/2026If you're in an abusive relationship and can't leave, it's probably not helpful to have neighbors decide the best thing to do is throw sticks of dynamite at your house. 000
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 06/01/2026People won't believe it, but Canada is actually our no 1 importer of illegal bacon. They send it over to us on huskies pulling sleds. Did you know that? It's like nothing ever seen before & it's destroying our beautiful American bacon. So I've sent troops over to secure the border from Canada's side 010
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 11/12/2025If you're going to go, start posting cat pictures to your social media accounts. Like ten to twenty per day. 020
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 03/12/2025It had so many great elements and some great effects, but it comes across like a muddled (and R rated) Dr Who outing. Still, zombie Frank Finlay is memorable. 020
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 17/11/2025But why suckers down the head & body? Is it so they can stick to passing whales? Or having never taken to wearing pants, they still need a way of holding bus fare? Do they stick to each other if they bump into each other? Is this why they're so grumpy as it's really embarrassing? So many questions! 010
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 15/11/2025It's nice to come here and not be hit with posts claiming rock formations are actually bits of fossilized giants, old buildings are evidence of a 'mud flood' and Trump has the physique of a Greek god. The cat pics are good too. 030
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 15/11/2025I was hoping for a sequel to Star Trek Beyond, perhaps called Star Trek Beyond Caring. 030
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Jameson's? No thanks - Glenfiddich or Chevas Regal please. 000
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 06/11/2025The amount of chaos this one old narcissist is causing is amazing. 010
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 02/11/2025A strange line in euphemisms, but whatever keeps a marriage spicy, I suppose. 000
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 01/11/2025It's particularly bad right now. The mask-off racism and fervor for despotism is appalling. 110
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Why is it always the Great Gatsby with these bastards? 170
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Our black cat Max is going a similar shade of Coca-Cola brown. He might now be best described as a 'blackish cat'. 010
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Redbubble's new fees have taken three quarters of my September earnings. Others are reporting similar losses. Yet Redbubble continues to claim it 'supports the artists'. It doesn't, for the majority of artists on the site, it just robs them. #redbubblesfeesarebullshitmedia.tenor.coma man in a mask stands in front of a window with a sign that says ' a ' on itALT: a man in a mask stands in front of a window with a sign that says ' a ' on it 010
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 20/09/2025I'm surprised there hasn't been a motion to have Kirk's face on Mt Rushmore. 140
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 16/09/2025I wouldn't be surprised if he's Joe Rogan's next guest and Netflix gives him a documentary. 000
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Twitter is a swamp of chuds (and also politicians), calling for the end of US democracy right now.media.tenor.coma close up of a man with a zombie faceALT: a close up of a man with a zombie face 010
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Nobody enjoys eating when there's a bad smell in the room. 060
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 27/08/2025media.tenor.coma person is holding a glazed donut and the glazin is realALT: a person is holding a glazed donut and the glazin is real 000
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 17/08/2025NBC Peter Alexander reported staff emerging 'ashen faced'. I expect the contempt Putin holds for Trump could not be ignored. Putin may have also made politically costly demands of Trump around his upcoming meeting with Zelenskyy. Unlikely, but perhaps Putin even demanded Zelenskyy's arrest. 092
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 17/08/2025How does this work in Pam's world? Because I thought the aim of drug dealers was repeat business? 040
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Given he likely has body doubles, was it even the real Putin? 000
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Like so.media.tenor.coma man is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car talking on a phoneALT: a man is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car talking on a phone 1140
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Redbubble's share price has dropped 94% in five years. Although times are tough, I think there's a strong case to be made that they've been woefully mismanaged as a company over that time. 000
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 14/08/2025RB is already taking half of many artists' earnings, but I suspect they saw many were making money on stickers sold at royalties above 20%, & decided they wanted that cash as well. If this is how they're treating their artists, it's a great opportunity for competition to step up. 010
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 12/08/2025With Trump's latest move towards dictatorship, this is much of Twitter right now;media.tenor.coma group of men in traditional german clothing are dancing in a line .ALT: a group of men in traditional german clothing are dancing in a line . 000
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 12/08/2025The fascists over at Twitter are having a street party right now. 000
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 12/08/2025I get my head climbed on if I don't arise at the appointed time in order to begin my duties as kitchen hand, butler and lap provider. 030
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Just went back to Twitter to see if anything had changed. Nope.media.tenor.coma man in a tutu is jumping in the air while dancing in a park .ALT: a man in a tutu is jumping in the air while dancing in a park . 000
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Why are Trump appointees so uniformly crazy looking? Patel looks like he's been rumbled committing animal cruelty. 000
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 06/05/2025You know, WW2 would never have happened if I was president. Roosevelt was a very bad president & he let that happen & we ended up paying billions. This is why I'll be signing the WW2 Repayments Act soon & we'll be sending out invoices to all the countries we helped & it's going to be tremendous. 3360
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Oh, and now that you're up? FEED ME FOR I AM STARVING AND ALMOST FAINTING!!! No pressure.media.tenor.coma picture of a cat with the words feed me hooman on itALT: a picture of a cat with the words feed me hooman on it 000
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 05/05/2025For some reason Bluesky is showing me dozens of bird pics. I like birds, but not that much. 000
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 05/05/2025So when they burn the old pope, what happens if he produces the wrong color smoke? Do they have to add extra sawdust or a couple of briquettes? 010
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 21/04/2025So my understanding is they burn the old pope and if he makes white smoke, they're good to bring on the new one? Is that how it works? 010
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Criticize Israel, get deported or worse. Immigrants today, but it'll be anyone in time. Then the verboten topics that can result in an unwelcome knock on the door, will include criticism of the Orange King. 000
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Excuse me but this is plainly wrong; the area in question is the Gulf of Aotearoa. 000
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Schumer's that guy who draws a line in the sand. Then the line gets obliterated by the Republicans, so Schumer draws a new line and warns that he's really really serious this time. 1210
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Lutnick's financial disclosure form, released in January 2025, revealed that he had at least US$806 million in assets. 010
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 22/03/2025I'm not an American, but AOC and Sanders seem to me to be what the Democratic Party should be, and should have been these past decades; the party representing the poor, middle class and working people. Instead they've become compromised by capital and probably not by accident either. 170
MADJACK TEES @madjack66.bsky.social · 22/03/2025You guys had a good run after your war of independence, but it's over now; I'm here now, and maybe I'll be Emperor soon too, if those nasty Canadians, ungrateful Greenlanders & lying Panamanians can be made to see reason. In the meantime, enjoy the new tariffs. Have fun! <punches himself in face> 000