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Steve Lambert @madeofsquares.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

There's also this, but this is only because my kids keep fucking up their reading lamps and I have to keep getting new ones!

Another Amazon screenshot showing that they think I'm obsessed with home lighting due to how many times my kids have fucked up their damn lamps!

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Steve Lambert @madeofsquares.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Had a bit of a doodle (finding it hard to motivate to draw lately), and learnt another kanji.

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Steve Lambert @madeofsquares.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Hah, sorting through some old stuff and found this old drawing of Poirot and Hastings. #art #poirot

A pen and ink illustration of Agatha Christie characters Hercule Poirot and Captain Hastings.

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Steve Lambert @madeofsquares.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Another old life drawing. Pencil and ink wash. #art #lifedrawing

Pencil and ink wash drawing of a female nude, back facing to the viewer.

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Steve Lambert @madeofsquares.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Been going through some old scans… Need find another life drawing session, always enjoyed it!

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Steve Lambert @madeofsquares.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Did not realise that someone wrote a book about me

Photo of a book titled "The Perfect Sausage". Yes I am a child.

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Steve Lambert @madeofsquares.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Think this is my favourite "big brand" chilli sauce. Fantastic flavour, nice chilli hit.

A bottle of Encona Carolina reaper sauce

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Steve Lambert @madeofsquares.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Oooh, I love this frame so much!

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Steve Lambert @madeofsquares.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

I'll recognise your face, but I'll have definitely forgotten your name!

Results screen for a face blindness test. I scored 70 out of 72, average is 54.44. Not too shabby!

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Steve Lambert @madeofsquares.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

QRT with a game released the year you were born. Alright, I'm fucking old okay?

An advert for Pac-Man depicting arcade machines

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Steve Lambert @madeofsquares.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

One does not simply walk into Morador

Photo of a wine label. The label reads "Morador malbec 2024"

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Steve Lambert @madeofsquares.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

I reported that Israeli propaganda YouTube ad I saw the other day. Not sure what I expected, really.

A really concerning my YouTube ad report, basically saying Israeli government propaganda saying that they're not starving Gaza isn't against their terms.

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Steve Lambert @madeofsquares.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Sorry, you are wrong. This were special cases. It's right there on the gov website. I've included a handy screenshot...

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Steve Lambert @madeofsquares.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

What the fuck is this YouTube ad I just saw??

Screen grab of the final message in an absolute horseshit YouTube ad claiming "There is food in Gaza. Any other claim is a lie."

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Steve Lambert @madeofsquares.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

I was looking for red condiment.

Photo of some bottles on a shelf in a Sainsbury's supermarket. The label reads: "white condiment"

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Steve Lambert @madeofsquares.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Found an old exercise book at the car boot this morning. Love looking through this kind of thing!

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Steve Lambert @madeofsquares.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Rose the hat is welcome to devour my soul

Rebecca Ferguson as Rose the hat from Doctor Sleep.

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Steve Lambert @madeofsquares.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Photo of a coat hook attached to a door. Look, it reminds me of Lovecraftian golden child Cthulhu, okay?

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Steve Lambert @madeofsquares.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

This guy on The Apprentice is what you get if you combine all four of The Inbetweeners into one person.

One of the contestants in the current series of The Apprentice UK.

Promo shot of the characters from sitcom The Inbetweeners.

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Steve Lambert @madeofsquares.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Some free sanitary products in the men's bathroom at the office. Worth noting that this has no negative impact on my life and usage of said bathroom. 👍

Photo of the sinks in an office bathroom. There is a storage tray with free to use depressants, soaps and sanitary products.

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Steve Lambert @madeofsquares.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

My youngest liked tractors and dinos when he was younger, so I did a thing.

Ink illustration of a tractor pulling a trailer. Driving the tractor is a triceratops, a brachiosaurus and stegosaurus are riding in the trailer.

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Steve Lambert @madeofsquares.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Yeah alright, so I got into the habit of singing the canticle part of Scarborough Fair loudly when I thought nobody was in the house, what of it?

My Spotify wrapped thing for this year. Top artist Yeasayer, top song is Scarborough Fair by Simon and Garfunkel.

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Steve Lambert @madeofsquares.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Come on, you know you want to...

Photo of a sponge in a supermarket. The test on the packaging reads: "Scrub Daddy"

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Steve Lambert @madeofsquares.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

I used to joke about my shit inconsistent memory by saying I can't remember what I had for dinner last Friday but could draw a map of the first level of Doom. Thought I'd test that to see if I'm full of shite...