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Marco

@madeingermany.bsky.social
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Expect (re-)posts on: Jimothy, politics (Seattle/US/Germany), social/environmental activism, cooking, music, fantasy books, gaming (I used to play Skyrim, then I took an arrow to the knee.)

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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love my new label maker
A label maker with a label stuck to it saying "stop printing frivolous labels" and another coming out "Jimothy seal of excellence"
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I love this man 😂 www.reddit.com/r/popculture...
Jack Black wearing a sweater with OZZY in glitter letters
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm waiting ...
Pre-order successful

We'll keep you updated

You'll get an email and earn Play Points when you're charged for Beetle Moses: A Comics Menagerie
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When you hit the share button under a video. If you just copy the link and share it somewhere you just exposed your YouTube account. (I have changed the settings already so it defaults to not sharing)
Screenshot of YouTube share dialog
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What were they thinking?!? Why is this opt-out??!? New #YouTube app lets everybody who clicks a YouTube link you shared see your channel/name. You have to notice it when you share or turn it off by default in #privacy settings
YouTube privacy settings, channel visibility for shared links
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
RIP 20% of #wordle streaks, even the bot lost it's today
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Welcome to hell, where all music is personalized and AI
@nicksaraev I am not joking when I say this.
Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over.
Al music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all Al music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago.
Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.

@phasewalk1 This is why normies hate tech bros.
Nobody wants "infinite personalized music"
You're creating problems that don't exist so you can sell a solution no one needs.
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sunset and moonrise over Bonneville Salt Flats
Full moon rising over Bonneville Salt Flats Sunset over Bonneville Salt Flats
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I bring this up for no specific reason, but when I was in Utah I noticed this sign
Sign in the middle of two sets of tracks telling cars not to drive here
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How is this a decision a business makes in 2026?!? www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Meta bans ads for Virginia Woolf play in Spain because they relate to feminism
Theatre told that Facebook and Instagram filter out ads mentioning ‘social topics’ such as civil rights or feminism

Stephen Burgen in Barcelona
Mon 21 Sep 2026 10.11 EDT

A theatre in Barcelona has been banned from promoting a stage adaptation of Virginia Woolf’s A Room of One’s Own on Instagram and Facebook because the work includes “social topics”.

When the newly reopened Teatre Raval, which seats 193 spectators, asked Meta, the parent company of the two social media sites, why its publicity had been blocked, it was told “any mention of civil rights, feminism or social reform [topics that are central to Woolf’s work] are usually classified as ‘social topics’ by our automatic system” and are filtered out.
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Putin shares footage of him voting for himself www.tomshardware.com/software/win...
@visegrad24

Putin’s computer is running an unlicensed copy of Windows

In the video of his online vote, the “Activate Windows” watermark is clearly visible.

A legal copy of Windows 11 starts at $139.
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
MacOS first is an interesting choice also
How to use Studio by Spotify Labs
Studio by Spotify Labs is a standalone desktop application where users access a personal agent. Built to work with Spotify, Studio understands your taste, recommends music, and creates personalized podcasts from your inbox, calendar, and more. Tell it what you’d like to hear and how often, and Studio will create it for you on Spotify. You can also message Studio from your phone or tablet, and pick up where you left off on desktop. Usage limits apply.

Desktop
Note: Currently, Studio is only available on MacOS.
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WHY THE FUCK DOES #SPOTIFY WANT TO INSTALL AN AI ASS-ISTANT ON MY COMPUTER?!?
Screenshot:
Meet Kit, your production assistant
Kit can turn your calendar, inbox, bookmarks
- anything you choose - into audio. Kit works in the background, so your morning brief is ready before your coffee.
Install
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How do we make that happen?!? 😂
Jimothy
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I missed that Pickleball license plates are now a thing in #Washington - won't somebody think of the birds??!
Washington State license plate saying "Pickleball state sport" in front of a lake, forest, and Mt Rainier
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh perfect:
On a scale from 0-10, how much do you like dogs?

O is Kristie Norm, 10 is Kash Patel
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This has obviously very much aged like milk, but on the other hand ... look at how little an active war is being talked about. That is crazy and supported by a complicit media. trends.google.com/explore?q=ir...
google trends graph of the search term "iran war" - after the initial spike in March 26 it's very much fizzling out
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Map www.google.com/maps/place/W...
google maps satellite view of 2nd & marginal way
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Aw man, missed opportunity to prance around in my favorite T-shirt 🤣
Seattle subway
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mary Foster, Rutherford, N.J. What will entertainment be like in 2050? You’re going to have to pay more to see human-made movies but pay the average amount to see A.I.-made movies. Will people still read books? Rich people are going to read paper books, but not regular people.
Mary Foster, Rutherford, N.J.
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A girl who looks like the girl in the previous photo (they are twins) poses for a photograph.
What will entertainment be like in 2050?

You’re going to have to pay more to see human-made movies but pay the average amount to see A.I.-made movies.

Will people still read books?

Rich people are going to read paper books, but not regular people. You know how really old things are more valuable?

What else will be different?

I think Mount Rushmore is going to fall down.

Why?

Someone’s going to bomb it or something.
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
At the store
Store employee: Hey, you can't go in there! That's only for staff!


Wizard, turning around: Don't worry, I am a wizard! I have my own staff!
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
RS with your home river. This is the Reichenbach, a small river in Southwest Germany, not even 10 km long.
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Learned something mynorthwest.com/history/lake...
On this occasion, Thomas Mercer called the citizens’ attention to the propriety of providing suitable names for the lakes, and suggested naming the larger lake after the ‘father of our country’ for whom the recently created territory had also been called, and proposed the name of “Union” for the smaller as befitting the embodiment of the territory with the United States, as well as the possibility of ‘this little body of water sometime providing a connecting link, uniting the larger lake in Puget Sound.’
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The US space Force log next to the Starfleet Command United Federation of Planets like - they are very similar in design
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Alki Beach Sunset
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#smeg
Red Dwarf's Dave Lister holding a sign that says "Smeg" and a Smeg Drip Coffee Maker
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Alki Beach at sunset
Alki Beach at sunset
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'll go with PARM ESAN And I just saw this meme a few minutes before you posted this 🤣
knuckle tattoos that say AI CENERATED

Where does the eleventh letter go?

Crude drawing of a hand with 3 fingers with AI and another hand with 10 fingers and the word generated tattooed on the knuckles.
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
New Yaughk 🤣 mydialect.us
Your dialect map

Redder areas talk more like you; bluer areas least.

You talk most like someone from New York — about 49% of your answers match a typical resident.

What gave you away

Answers that point most strongly to New York.
pecan[pi:kæn] with stress on the first syllable ("PEE-can")
What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining? sunshower
What is your *general* term for the rubber-soled shoes worn in gym class, for athletic activities, etc.? sneakers
Do you pronounce "cot" and "caught" the same? different
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Bacteria in Clorox??!? Can't eat anything anymore!
Clorox Puerto Rico Recalls 6 Million Scented Mistolin and Lestoil Multi-Purpose Cleaners Due to Risk of Exposure to Bacteria
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I think socially responsible gaming is a very good thing. The one other game I know of that encouraged blood donations is #bitburner Every blood donation proof they increase a buff in the game that helps the entire community, kinda like blood donations 🤔😁
If you want to participate in the blood donation program to upgrade the power of Neuroflux Governor. DM me a picture that proves you went to donate. (blood, plasma, platelets)

It is highly encouraged, but not required, that you redact ALL personal information in the proofs. Safety first.
Remember that cameras can include metadata like your location. You should strip those out.

Example of proof:
- A picture of a needle in your arm.
- A screenshot of an appointment confirmation.
- A picture of the sticker they give you after

I am not picky about proof.

I update the counter in the game source code every so often and the update is pushed the following game upate.
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
There's still hope for me to win a Nobel in Latin 🤣
The Nobel Prize
@NobelPrize
"I have the distinction of being the only chemistry laureate who failed the topic in high school!"

– Tomas Lindahl, awarded the 2015 Nobel Prize in Chemistry. 

Who will receive the prize this year? Find out in October: nobelprize.org
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
That #Amazon #CustomerServrice chat bot is atrocious: It kept contradicting itself and asked me things that it had just told me. It is unreasonable to expect customers to use this kind of buggy technology. And yes, I know what I need to do... stop ordering from there.
A conversation with Amazon customer service chatbot.
Based on our records, your order was delivered on August 30 and handed directly to a resident. The package should contain 2 items.
Could you please check around your property for the package? Sometimes packages may be placed in less obvious locations like behind planters, near side doors, or other covered areas. Were you able to locate it based on the delivery information?

I still cannot find it.

I understand your frustration about not being able to find your delivered package. This can be quite concerning when you're expecting an important delivery.
Sometimes, packages are mistakenly marked as delivered a bit early, or they might have been delivered to a neighboring address by mistake. Since you've already checked around your property and couldn't locate it, this is definitely worth investigating further.
If you still haven't located your package by August 31, 5:00 PM PDT, please reach out and we'll help you with either a refund or replacement for the undelivered items. Is there anything else I can assist you with regarding this delivery issue?

It's now after 5pm

I apologize, but I'm not able to fully understand what you mean by "It's now after 5pm." Could you please explain what you're trying to tell me in different words? Are you referring to the time of day, or is this related to your delivery concern? If you're still having trouble locating your delivered package, I'd be happy to continue helping you with this situation.

Yes, I still have not received my package

I understand that you still haven't received your package, and I'm sorry for the continued inconvenience this has caused. Since it's now after 5pm and you're still unable to locate your delivery, this situation definitely requires further attention. Is there anything else I may assist you with today regarding this missing package? I'd be happy to explore additional options to help resolve this issue for you.
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
On the Seattle subreddit today
A screenshot of The Simpsons where Marge says "It's hard to belive this used to be an internment camp." with a picture of The Washington State Fair in Puyallup pasted in.

(Season 9, Episode 5 of The Simpsons, titled "The Cartridge Family".)
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
👇
Ali Almossawi — 'You can't threaten an atheist with hell, Peg. It doesn't make any sense. It's like a hippie threatening to punch you in your aura.'
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
How come their markdown links get rendered and mine don't?!? [Example](www.example.com)
Screenshot of post: This account quotes the Bluesky posts linked to from [Techmeme's homepage](https://www.techmeme.com/). Follow it to stay on top of the tech chatter happening on Bluesky.
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Bread loaf pillow next to loafing orange cat
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
On the toddler in chief's latest tantrum
Tweet screenshot: As Chief of the Wyandotte Nation, I take offense at any effort to change the name of Lake Ontario. Ontario comes from the Wendat word Ontari'io, meaning 'the lake is beautiful" or "the lake is big." The Wendat are part of the same Huron-Wendat people whose descendants became known as the Wyandot or Wyandotte. Our Nation carries that history and connection today.
The name Ontario is more than 400 years old, predating both Canada and the United States. Names preserve our history, language and heritage.
Lake Ontario is part of our Indigenous history. It should be respected and preserved. Then, now and always, it is Lake Ontario.
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"Be careful out there!"
Linkedin post by🦔 james hawkins, self driving software and co-ceo at posthogself driving software and co-ceo at posthog

Picture of broken car window. Text:

seriously be careful out there everyone

i had 2 Microsoft Copilot licenses in my car, and someone broke in and left 4 more
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Good question
Evan DeSimone
@Smorgasboredom
Aug 21
It is not remotely surprising to me that a plurality of Americans believed stopping six trans kids from playing sports was worth blueberries that make you dead, but i’m not sure how to rebuild a functional society with such people.

Headquarters
@HQNewsNow
Aug 20
UPDATE: The blueberries at the top of this list have now been upgraded to the FDA's highest warning level, with "reasonable probability of death" at risk.
Aug 21, 2026 · 12:37 AM UTC

Evan DeSimone
@Smorgasboredom
Aug 22
Just want to point out that I muted this  four minutes after posting it and I’m not reading your weird replies
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Geile Show! Sorry 🤣
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Darude tonight at Q Nightclub
DJ Darude at Q Nightclub
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Stopped by the relatively new www.thefrenchguys.com The French Guys Bakery. The pastries were pretty good, though not Nouveau or Panier level. Baguette was good too (more French than Costco LOL). The posters were .. interesting. #sodo #baguette #seattle #bakery
Store front of a bakery with text:
Wholesale - Stores - Delivery
Count the memories not the calories.
Everything I dough, I dough it for you.
Not gluten free, gluten yum yum.French bakery display with
Bread loafs, baguettes, almond croissants and various other pastries
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I'm not using generative AI, so you have to endure my lousy imitation and a Snapchat filter.
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Watercolor Jimothy with the text "it's Jimothy summer!" by redhatparts
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This is awesome! I didn't see all the layers and age of the data at first :)
Ped and Cyc Collisions 2015-2026 (Overlapping Count)

All Collisions 2015-2026 (Overlapping Count)

Ped and Cyc Collisions 2015-2026 (Heatmap)

All Collisions 2015-2026 (Heatmap)
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The Washington State Republican opposition, symbolic picture These are not serious people. Via www.reddit.com/r/Seattle/co...
Political sign
Republicans fighting for no state income tax
With a muscular, super patriotic bald eagle image
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I'm guessing Stella had enough engagement 😂
1.7k reposts 4k Likes
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
That's so nice of Google to allow third party app stores in theirs ❤️ I'm kidding they lost multiple lawsuits and we're forced 🤣 Still a pretty big deal. Now do Apple.
Screenshot of the Google Play store Third-party app stores page

Google Play is now distributing third-party Android app stores in the United States.

Third-party app stores operate under their own security and privacy practices. Google Play enforces its policies on these stores for your protection, but we do not review every app in these stores. Downloads, payments, and updates will not be managed by Google Play. Learn more

Primary listing

Aptoide Games
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Do you wait to try a lumpia? No, Dad, I don't like spring rolls! Well, you could try one, these are yummy. .. 5 min late .. Did you eat all my lumpia?!? (I only made 4 and I'm never giving up making my children try new things, even if they are adults now 🤣)
Pork lumpia
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