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maddyzero

@maddyzero.bsky.social
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Terrible at social networking. Passionate about public parks, classic films, and people. She/her 🌈 Profile: screenshot of Rosalind Russell in His Girl Friday Banner: screenshot from Pluribus with the phrase "YOU SUCK, CAROL !!!!"

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maddyzero @maddyzero.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's been hard finding good apple cider donuts so far this season, so I decided to make some instead. Not bad for my first try; I used Greek yogurt instead of buttermilk and the subtle tang is *chef's kiss*
A plate with a stack of homemade apple cider donuts.
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maddyzero @maddyzero.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We're fostering the cutest little gremlin right now. Nom noms!
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maddyzero @maddyzero.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Name your favorite Disney princess (wrong answers only) 🎬
Actress Patricia Charbonneau as Cay Rivvers in Desert Hearts (1985)
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maddyzero @maddyzero.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
When the first wave of AI frenzy hit our company, I remember asking questions like Pavel's during an all-hands meeting. I felt like that hen in The Stinky Cheese Man: "But who will help us govern AI use?" Slow blinking and blank stares.
An illustration from a book titled The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales: a "Little Red Hen" with a bonnet yells at an elf-like creature with a triangle hat.
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maddyzero @maddyzero.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Journalists trying to reach Peter Thiel. gizmodo.com/i-have-no-id...
A still from the film His Girl Friday (1940) starring Rosalind Russell and Cary Grant. Russell's character Hildy Johnson, a news reporter, asks two phone operators: "Tell me, is the Lord of the Universe in?"
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maddyzero @maddyzero.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
He always seems to gravitate towards my scarred boob, but he's just a drooling baby panther so I can't be mad.
A black cat named Jack rests his head on my left boob while looking up at the camera lovingly (or mischievously, I can never really tell).
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maddyzero @maddyzero.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Again, if only we could have predicted this. futurism.com/artificial-i...
Screenshot of an article snippet from the publication Futurism that reads: "Forming a vicious cycle, AI 'accelerated certain tasks, which raised expectations for speed; higher speed made workers more reliant on AI,' the researchers wrote. 'Increased reliance widened the scope of what workers attempted, and a wider scope further expanded the quantity and density of work.'"
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maddyzero @maddyzero.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
See also
A picture of the actress Shelley Duvall with the caption "I'm hanging on like the ash on Shelley Duvall's cigarette in The Shining"
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maddyzero @maddyzero.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
A young Brittany Spears during an interview in a recording studio, eyes wide, saying "Everyone has been doing emails."
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maddyzero @maddyzero.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I'll be oscillating rapidly between that one and this one:
A screenshot from the show Pluribus. The two characters Zosia and Carol stand on a football field, holding croquet mallets, and looking back at a digital sign that says "You SUCK, Carol !!!!"
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maddyzero @maddyzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
A Halloween omen just graced our front porch so I'm hoping that means cooler weather is upon us. 🎃🍂🐈‍⬛
A black cat with its back arched stands perched on the ledge of a pumpkin-colored front porch
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maddyzero @maddyzero.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
This is Louie's sister Stevie Licks, who is also ready.
A black-haired, Staffy mix dog sits suspiciously on a bench while wearing a Batman costume.
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maddyzero @maddyzero.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
This is Louie and he is ready for Halloween 🎃
An 88-pound, red-haired, American Bully dog sits like a good boy while wearing his Halloween costume. It features green sleeves, a yellow cape, a black eye mask, and a red chest with the emblem 'R' for Robin, of Batman-and-Robin fame.
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maddyzero @maddyzero.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
No kings just queens
Divine (Harris Glenn Milstead) holding a gun wearing a bright red dress in John Waters' film Pink Flamingo.
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maddyzero @maddyzero.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Evergreen.
Roman Roy from the HBO show Succession watching a rocket launch from his phone on a bathroom, which ends with an explosion
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maddyzero @maddyzero.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Diane. 11:30AM, February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.
A still of Nicholas Cage driving a car in a scene from Raising Arizona.
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maddyzero @maddyzero.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Quoted with alt text:
An image of the Gulf of Mexico with the logo for 'Spirit Halloween' in its place
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maddyzero @maddyzero.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Have y'all seen this one yet?
A screenshot from the Congress.gov website taken on February 11, 2025 where the title of a proposed Bill reads: 'H.R.1161 - To authorize the President to enter into negotiations to acquire Greenland and to rename Greenland as "Red, White, and Blueland".'
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maddyzero @maddyzero.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
This came to me in a tired, sugar-induced fury this morning and I had to doodle it out.
A four-pane comic titled 'The New Regime's

Pane 1: an image of Trump's lips says "By the power invested in me as President of the United States, I'm issuing an executive order—it's gonna be a great one, folks—that will inspire the ranks of our beautiful and efficient new government and MAKE OUR WORKFORCE GREAT AGAIN!"

Pane 2: A computer screen sits on a desk with a keyboard, notes, and memos around it. On the screen, a document reads "MAGA Order: Effective immediately, all Federal employees will be required to wear uniforms that reflect the true ideals of this great nation..." A sticky note on the wall reads "RTO 2/12", and a Memo reads "Limited office space." Another document on the desk says "U-Haul Estimate."

Pane 3: 6 tiles of MAGA and USA-branded apparel items, including pants, socks, a tie, a shirt, a necklace, and a belt, are displayed on a website. Underneath each item is an expensive dollar amount and an 'Add to Cart' button. Trump continues underneath the image, saying "Launching very soon on our MAGA Patriot Employee website is a collection of—frankly, very beautiful—items for the men and women loyal to this country to choose from."

Pane 4: an image of federal workers crammed together at their desks. Above them are two posters. One is an image of Trump's face with a menacing look and finger pointing outwards and the words MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!   The second poster says "This office is under D.O.G.E. surveillance. All work must be extremely hardcore."
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maddyzero @maddyzero.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Elbow right now:
Roman Roy watches a rocket explode on his phone before putting it in his pocket
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maddyzero @maddyzero.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Update: it arrived (on Friday)!
A picture of a silver 2012 Toyota Prius in front of some mountains in Utah.
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maddyzero @maddyzero.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Bros in hoodie herpaderpin'!
Louie, an 88lb red-nosed American Bully, looks herpa-derpally at the camera while wearing a multicolored hoodie.
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maddyzero @maddyzero.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
A man stands in front of a silver Toyota Prius while documenting its condition pre-travel. In the background is a partial view of a semi-truck transporting several other cars.
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maddyzero @maddyzero.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
It's just so stunning 😍 Here was my view in September last year:
A view of the Cliffs of Moher is County Clare, Ireland.
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maddyzero @maddyzero.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Eating this pear like it's a chicken wing.
My right hand holding a brownish, speckled pear at the top.
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maddyzero @maddyzero.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
A good snoozy morning 🌞 from Louie, who is almost certainly chasing bunnies in his dream right now.
An orange-colored, 88lb American Bully sleeps on a bed of blankets. His right jowl folds over his curled up, front right paw.
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maddyzero @maddyzero.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
This was an excellent choice this evening.
Charlie Chaplin as 'Adenoid Hynkel' in The Great Dictator, laying face down on a desk with a globe bouncing off his ass.
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maddyzero @maddyzero.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Watching The Great Dictator for no particular reason at all.
A picture of my TV with a freeze frame from the movie The Great Dictator. The screen reads: "This is a story of a period between two World Wars — and interim in which Insanity cut loose, Liberty took a nose dive, and Humanity was kicked around somewhat"
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maddyzero @maddyzero.bsky.social · 26/08/2023
reskeet with a you meme
Natasha Lyonne's character Nadia Vulvokov in the streaming show Russian Doll, saying "Thursday. What a concept!" while holding a cigarette
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