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Maddox Auheim | MM Romance Writer @maddoxauheimwrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

So I tried making sourdough bread the other day. I have never failed so spectacularly in my life before.

Maddox Auheim | MM Romance Writer @maddoxauheimwrites.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Every time I walk into the break room for lunch and see the boss already eating, I wonder if it's too late to reverse out without him noticing.

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Maddox Auheim | MM Romance Writer @maddoxauheimwrites.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Decided to go for a walk during my lunch break today, so I loaded maps on my phone and picked a large green spot I'd never visited before. It turned out to be a cemetery.

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Maddox Auheim | MM Romance Writer @maddoxauheimwrites.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

A word I can never spell correctly on the first go: Independently. No idea why. What's a word you can never spell right?

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Maddox Auheim | MM Romance Writer @maddoxauheimwrites.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I found my old piggy bank at my parents place the other day, so I took it home thinking there would be alot of money inside since it was quite heavy, or at least find a valuable coin. I am $5 richer :)

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Maddox Auheim | MM Romance Writer @maddoxauheimwrites.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I recently discovered cheese and raw onion is such a good combination.

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Maddox Auheim | MM Romance Writer @maddoxauheimwrites.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

When I get bored at the office, I like to pretend my coworkers all have secret jobs. For example, our IT guy is definitely the handler for hired assassins. Everytime he sends me an email, I get a little excited.

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Maddox Auheim | MM Romance Writer @maddoxauheimwrites.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

There are mice in the office. So cute, but not wanted.

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Maddox Auheim | MM Romance Writer @maddoxauheimwrites.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Everytime my mother asks me how much I want of something, she will double the amount. Like, if I want 3 chicken wings, she gives me 6. Is this a mom thing? Not complaining, just curious.

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Maddox Auheim | MM Romance Writer @maddoxauheimwrites.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

So there is a cat in a story I'm writing. I have never had a cat before. I need a list of weird things cats do. What I have so far: 1. Cat zoomies 2. Stalking behavior 3. Knocking things off the table What else is there?

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Maddox Auheim | MM Romance Writer @maddoxauheimwrites.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I've always needed somebody else to burp me like a baby because I can't burp on command like others apparently can.

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Maddox Auheim | MM Romance Writer @maddoxauheimwrites.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Watching videos of beavers eat reduces my stress.

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Maddox Auheim | MM Romance Writer @maddoxauheimwrites.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Suppressing the need to yawn in the middle of a work meeting feels like torture.

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Maddox Auheim | MM Romance Writer @maddoxauheimwrites.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

When you're so good-looking you get mistaken for a magical being. I can't relate, but my characters shouldn't complain when I have the power to make them look like an ogre.

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Maddox Auheim | MM Romance Writer @maddoxauheimwrites.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I couldn't sleep so I came downstairs and started sharpening all the kitchen knives. I don't know why I'm sharing this, maybe to make you laugh or feel uncomfortable. Anyone else sharpen knives when they're bored or can't sleep?

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Maddox Auheim | MM Romance Writer @maddoxauheimwrites.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

The extra things I do when I shower: 1. Sing 2. Quote movie dialogue 3. Talk to myself out loud 4. Brush my teeth I've been told I am incredibly noisy.

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Maddox Auheim | MM Romance Writer @maddoxauheimwrites.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

I made the lead character in my WIP a bad driver, which automatically makes him a little less hot.

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Maddox Auheim | MM Romance Writer @maddoxauheimwrites.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

I forgot to buy canned tomatoes at the grocery store and now I'm staring at a can of condensed tomato soup I had in the pantry and debating whether it's a good substitute.

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Maddox Auheim | MM Romance Writer @maddoxauheimwrites.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

I really didn't need the smoke alarm to falsely trigger at 3am today 😪

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Maddox Auheim | MM Romance Writer @maddoxauheimwrites.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Just kiss already! Amazon link: Mybook.to/ThePortalSeries2

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Maddox Auheim | MM Romance Writer @maddoxauheimwrites.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

2 hours into babysitting my 6 year old niece. Zoey: Why are you already tired? Me: Uh, I'm getting old Zoey: Oh She spent the rest of the day feeding me candy because she thinks that's the cure for aging.

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Maddox Auheim | MM Romance Writer @maddoxauheimwrites.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

The driver in the car next to me is singing very loud and completely out of tune. But it's making me laugh, so please never stop.

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Maddox Auheim | MM Romance Writer @maddoxauheimwrites.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

I never knew I needed a book filled with pictures of cat testicle balls, but here we are.

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Maddox Auheim | MM Romance Writer @maddoxauheimwrites.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

When you spend the whole night crying but still have to show up to work, and then your coworkers ask why your eyes are red and swollen, so you lie and tell them it's hay fever.

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Maddox Auheim | MM Romance Writer @maddoxauheimwrites.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

My work place has recently moved to the top level of an office building. I am 70% down in productivity because I now spend most of my time distracted by the planes flying by 😅

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Maddox Auheim | MM Romance Writer @maddoxauheimwrites.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

I feel like I'm getting dangerously close to being forgotten here.

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Maddox Auheim | MM Romance Writer @maddoxauheimwrites.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Been playing Mario Kart lately and mostly just screaming, "Touch my banana! Touch it!"

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Maddox Auheim | MM Romance Writer @maddoxauheimwrites.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

Me: Why are you friends with this stranger on FB? Mom: That's your brother. Me: No, it's not. Mom: But that's his name. Me: Just because they have the same name doesn't make them the same person. Also, the profile pic of a random man should have made it obvious 😅

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Maddox Auheim | MM Romance Writer @maddoxauheimwrites.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

My 6 year old niece calls the cemetery "The Dying Place" and I don't know why I find this both horrifying and adorable.

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Maddox Auheim | MM Romance Writer @maddoxauheimwrites.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

So I brainstormed with my 6 year old niece today, hoping maybe I'd be able to squash this plot hole in my WIP. It was a long session filled with many new and fun ideas. Anyway, the plot hole still exists.

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Maddox Auheim | MM Romance Writer @maddoxauheimwrites.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Harlow:What happened to our army of ducks? Keno:These are gentle birds Harlow:Not Pegasus. He'll slap the sh*t out of anyone who stands in his way Keno:And Lily is a kind soul who showers us with kisses Harlow:Fine! Pegasus, look out for your little sister Pegasus:*Quack* mybook.to/ThePortalSeries2

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Maddox Auheim | MM Romance Writer @maddoxauheimwrites.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

The budget airline my friend and I booked for the end of the year doesn't provide in-flight entertainment. Friend: I'll bring a laptop for movies and listen to podcasts. Me: My thoughts alone will entertain me.

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Maddox Auheim | MM Romance Writer @maddoxauheimwrites.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

I jokingly asked my 6 year old niece if I could join her next art class. ZOEY: No. ME: Why not? ZOEY: Because you are already too good. Not going to lie. That made me feel good inside 😁

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Maddox Auheim | MM Romance Writer @maddoxauheimwrites.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

When you have too many things to do but there's not enough time in the day, so you're forced to make important phone calls while taking a sh*t. That's me! 🙋

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