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Mad Dog Madigan

@maddogmadigan.bsky.social
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"It's my humility that makes me awesome"

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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Do you know how incredibly hard it is to lose a job as a U.S. ambassador? It’s basically a cush gig for donors and lackeys to eat free dinners and hire Foreign prostitutes. #MyBigFatGreekFuckUp
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"STAND BACK!! FAT ASS BACKING UP!!!"
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Time flies....and sometimes crash lands.
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Meanwhile in Hell, Lindsey Graham has an epiphany.
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Congrats to me! this fall, principle photography starts in on my new horror movie. @RealCandaceO
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bibi’s Breaking News Factory
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Air Farce One
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Look Mommy, I dropped a dookie."
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
To be fair, the roller coaster was named the Brain Buster.
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"I know you are but what am I?"
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
CONGRATULATIONS. YOUR DEATH HAS BEEN PRE-APPROVED.
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Field of Schemes
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nomenclature
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Probably fro the best.
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Well, are ya?! fuckface!"
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
For realizees
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If your solution to any of the current World’s problems include A.) Trump, B.) MAGA, C.) Republicans, you should pause and ask yourself “How did my head get so far up my own ass?”, “Where are my true friends? And why aren’t they telling me I’m an idiot?”, ”Am I too dumb to know I’m dumb?”
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Dine & Dash
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
STRANGER DANGER
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Love stinks.
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
SAY IT AIN’T SO-CIALISM
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"Let he who is without sin cast the first ballot." -MAD DOG 20:20
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Mythunderstanding
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
FAITH ACCOMPLI
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
FAITH ACCOMPLI
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
See... I told you...ya'll been doin' it wrong...buncha heathens.
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Jesus: Miracle maker and well-known fishing cheat.
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
You have to be friggin' kidding me. This fuckin' fraud has now graduated to off-planet littering with his shit designs. Congrats you legendary fucking loser.
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Jesus turned water into wine because he was an alcoholic with rage issues, despite the many Last Supper Interventions his friends held his addiction still continues to this day.
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Anybody who invested money in the company of the dipshit that tried to foist this hunk of shit on the American Public deserves to lose every cent.
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
CASH-2-ASH. YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Facebook would not allow me buy ads to promote this potential Oscar considered important work. What are they afraid of? Shame.
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"Steady hands make for steady leadership."
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Glenn from Norway has a question.
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
December 7, 2024 – Trump attended the official reopening ceremony of Notre-Dame Cathedral. he then proceeded to soil his pants. and soil he did, over and over and over again the following is a 100% accurate retelling of that horrible event using the latest in Ai technology.
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
December 7, 2024 – Trump attended the official reopening ceremony of Notre-Dame Cathedral. he then proceeded to soil his pants. and soil he did, over and over and over again the following is a 100% accurate retelling of that horrible event using the latest in Ai technology.
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Clarification: It’s Habeas Corpus not to be confused with Habeas Porpoise, that dick I shot last year in a duel.
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Launching my NEWEST product: The SENATE SLEEPING SOUND MACHINE. Comes with a Special 90min. throat-clearing dance remix track. (*Not to be used while driving).
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
That time Burning Man was brought to the Hague.
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A feel obligated to mention this again, you mean the Governor of Kentucky can't find out if their own Senator is alive or not? Seriously?
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Nailed it.
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
What part of FAIL does this chick not get?
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Yeah, about that.
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Mad Dog Madigan @maddogmadigan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"Hello, I was just calling to see if Senator Mitch McConnell was free for lunch."
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