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Trumps existence is nothing more than proof that religion is a scam. Draw and quarter televangelists. They're the epitome of evil. Trump actually said the word "god" a few times and instantly got the vote of everyone over 60 years old. Old fucking morons. Old people are ruining this country.

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There needs to be a dating site strictly for people who are barely making ends meet. I'd gladly get into the dating scene if I could find a nice gal struggling just as hard as I am.

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Spork is a great portmanteau of Spoon and Fork.. but F'poon is actually EXTREMELY fun to say.

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Sporks not being a huge thing in everyone's household is the second biggest thing that is wrong with human kind. The first being American voters.

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I've decided to propose to a female on the internet.. backwards. Our wedding would consist of a green/purple color scheme. I'll walk out to "X Gon' Give it to Ya" by DMX. You can choose between Barbie Girl and Its Raining Men. The main course will be fruit loops. I eagerly await the DMs. Act fast!

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I gave it a break but I'm back with a vengeance. Someone play Demonologist with mee!! Get spooped out!

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Gamers: Why the fuck is NOBODY talking about Echo Point Nova!? The insane movement mechanics and ridiculously good guns make it a pure delight. AND its 4 player co-op! Overwhelmingly Positive on steam and I've never heard a single word about it until a few days ago when a friend told me.

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I've heard the term "TDS" or "Trump Derangement Syndrome" thrown around. The right doesn't realize how funny it is that they had to make up an illness because their pedo is SO hated. Hitler would have been like "Oh fuck.. good idea" and we'd definitely have heard the term "NDS" if he thought of it.

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Doctors checked me out and told me I have an enlarged heart. I cope with most things through humor and was like "I know that.. its cause im so full of love!" but then he actually said "No I'm serious, this is serious, you need to make some changes in your lifestyle." OK, buzzkill.

A Dog @madcow17.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

True Crime Lovers: The Eric and Lyle Menendez brothers story is fucking crazy. Last Podcast on the Left has an insanely good, and funny in depth dive into them.. but also the Monsters: Eric and Lyle Menendez story is a FANTASTIC watch. Chefs kiss to Javier Bardem but no shade implied on anyone else.

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A Dog @madcow17.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Tomorrow is pay day. At the risk of tilting my hand too much and revealing my financial situation PLEASE PAY ME NOW IM SO STARVING IM SO STARVING ENDS ARE NOT MEETING I AM HAVING SO MUCH TROUBLE.. *cough* I mean, whatever. Mo' money = mo' problems! I have 1 problem where as Jay-Z currently has 100.

*points to one breast* Milk. *points to other breast* Milk. *points towards genitals* Lemonade. Around the corner *turns around and points to butt* fudge is made. Subscribe for more.

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Haaa I just got clowned on at the gas station for buying Electrolit. "Scuse me, do you drink those?" "Yeah" and she laughs and im like "Why?" "They give those to little babies" and I'm like "You mean Pedialite?" shes like "Same thing" and laughs. hahaha

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Republicans are smegma golems who drank the kool-aid and were deeply programmed to feel like anything left = pure cancer. If you're a right winger and voted for Trump, you are stupid beyond words. If I hadn't blocked you chuds I'd get a lot of "lol TDS" replies. Enjoy getting raped. Fuck you.

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I'm numb at the moment. A friend just straight up gave me a new PC. Mine can't really play newer stuff like Helldivers 2. He showed up with a full ass PC that destroys mine and was like "here you go. now we can play stuff." I am unable to calculate this. My PC has been lacking for YEARS.

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I feel like if we took every warning label off every product, we'd have A LOT less republican voters.

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Captains log, Day 12: I still have yet to find a stranger to play Demonologist with. I'm ultra chill and its 100% fine if you're brand new. I'm an older guy but super casual with games and just want to have fun sessions with good people. Take a chance and DM me!

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If hitler were alive he'd give MAD props to the right for creating "TDS" as a means of coping. We would have seen "NDS" if he had thought of it. If you have an issue with the blatant raping of america, no you just have *check notes* TDS! Vaccine for this? oh wait no we're resurrecting polio.

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fbelihjgbaserigbsajke;lbgfasjhwkebfgaipuwebgaiwhbg;ikjbe;piwkesjebgapi;ebsrg this fucker.. FUCK.. kljfna ;wlokbnf;iuejobagwiuoebg I hate American voters.

"In 2000 a law was passed limiting the sale of games with ‘excessive violence’. District Judge Stephen Limbaugh ruled that games do not enjoy First Amendment protection, his judgement based on a nonexistent title called The Resident of Evil Creek (he probably meant Resident Evil)." Lmao

Sometimes we forget how top notch some older gaming experiences are, as we constantly ingest the non stop deluge of new game releases. Consider saving some money and re-live your classic favorites you haven't touched in a while. I'm going through a Resident Evil reawakening at the moment.

Just revisited the Resident Evil 3 Remake after a long time. What an absolute fantastic game. Jill is the fucking shit, and because of their efforts, we do not live in a Carlos-less world. Time for the re2 remake again! My buddy and I just finished a co-op re5 play-through on veteran. *chefs kiss*

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I recall a quote I loved. "Don't bother arguing with stupid people (right wingers) because you are not the fuckface whisperer."

You mean there are people out there stupid enough to not realize Ciri would be carrying the torch? Did they play the games? You also mean there are people misogynistic out there who are mad about being forced to play a female? Fucking incels I swear to god

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Honestly if you post content from twitter I'll probably just block you. Fuck Elon and his purchased soap box. I don't care if you need it for your business or whatever. If your business relies on such a bad platform, I don't give a shit about your business.

I want to get into fpv drone simulators. "You'll need a flight controller!" They said. "You can't do it without flight sticks!" They said. Well, checkmate, atheists.

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Am I the only one who uses my fingers to hold the cuff of my long sleeve shirt as I put a hoodie on? The amount of "my sleeve gets bound up in my hoodie!" memes is insane.

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I get that the right has a hard-on for keeping people stupid so they can control them, but... PAY TEACHERS MORE. Its insane how well their plan is working. We just got Donald fucking god damn Trump as president.. AGAIN.. because they pander to those who they force to be stupid. DO BETTER.

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"Grocery prices are going up. Deal with it." "We're coming after social security. Do something. You won't." "We're trying to bring polio back." When exactly do we take to the streets? They're going to keep taking and taking knowing we'll just be mad and sad. This is bullshit.

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The big plan is for the poor to die off. Wake the fuck up. They're "killing off" the polio vaccine but rest assured, those rich fucks will be taking it. There are relentless attacks against the lower/middle class. They're killing off social security so the rich can profit. This is happening. 100%

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I'm about to get into programming and figure out how to make a bot that spams people to play Demonologist with me. Fans of Phasmophobia or gamer ghost hunting fans.. please.. I'm becoming more and more sad every day I don't get a DM.

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HOLY SHIT. Google "Jean Hilliard" I still WTFing out. TLDR: Girl has to hike 1.5 miles 22 blow zero temps. Barely makes it. Drops near front door. Is found 7 hours later frozen solid. Taken to hospital. Doctors: shes toast. bye limbs. bye brain. she 100% recovers. STILL alive. Happened 1980. WTF!

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I'm co-opping RE5 with my homie on Veteran. Such a cheesy game but also so so so fun. He went and *made plans* tonight.. whatever that means.. but I'm an independent 39 year old who don't need no friend. RE3 Remake it is. Which is also so so so fun.

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